VIdeo Game quotes

[shogunblade]

I will forever quote Metal Gear Solid for Deepthroat's Final Lines, Spoilers, so behind the Spoiler bar it goes:

Spoiler

"Now... in front of you, I can finally die. After Zanzibar Land, I was taken from the battle, not truly alive or truly dead. A shadow in a world of undying Light. But soon...soon, it will finally end. Snake, We're not tools for the government or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing... the ONLY thing I was good at, but... at least I always fought for what I believed in. Snake, Farewell."

 

[ckam]

The surefire way to always win a Colossus-like battle; "Get on the Hydra's back!"

 

[Magnatek]

"Remember. Don't try any of this at home. Go to a friend's house!"

Ratchet: Deadlocked had it's gems.

 

[tomtom94]

All your *insert word of choice here* are belong etc.
Also "Conglaturation" as portrayed in Ghostbusters on the NES.

Modern games...most of the stuff in Timesplitters Future Perfect is situational but damn funny.

 

[GBlair88]

"We won't find any more of that dark gooey eco stuff, will we? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"

'It's good to be the king, no?'
'I don't see no crown on that fat feather head.'
'You want a crown? I'll crown you. Don't make me come down there from this perch.'
'I got a perch for ya birdy right here, twirl on it.'

Dax FTW .

 

[Magnatek]

"We won't find any more of that dark gooey eco stuff, will we? 'Cause I'd hate to fall in again and turn into you!"

'It's good to be the king, no?'
'I don't see no crown on that fat feather head.'
'You want a crown? I'll crown you. Don't make me come down there from this perch.'
'I got a perch for ya birdy right here, twirl on it.'

Dax FTW .

Oh yeah. That was a good moment in that game. It's a good thing they had an unlockable scene player.

 

[slevin8989]

Psychonauts had the best quotes and here goes one
Coach Oleander: Is your name "Joey"?
Raz: No.
Coach Oleander: Because I'm going to call you "Slowy Joey".
Raz: That's not my name.
Coach Oleander: What's that, Slowy? I can't hear you! You're talkin' too slow!

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Liberty prime: Communism is the definition of failure.

 

[Drakmeire]

No more Heroes
Travis: If i do it, If I become number one? Will you do It with me?

 

[SamuelT]

Perhaps not a oneliner, but one that stuck with me.

"A man creates. A parasite asks 'where is my share?"
-Andrew Ryan.

That is actually true.

 

[Drakmeire]

"It's time to kickass and chew bubblegum! ... And I'm all out of gum"
"I go where I please... and I please where I go"

Every line from Duke Nukem is solid gold ffs!

I think the "kick ass and chew bubblegum" line was first used in the cult sci-fi movie "They Live" am I right? or was it used before that?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I believe it was "Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!"

...

yeaaah.

 

[wrecker77]

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

 

[Daveman]

'Ha, not even close' - Harry Tipper in TimeSplitters Future Perfect.

You have to see the cutscene in order to understand.

lol yeah, or anything jo beth casey says

or Calimaris line from the multiplayer.

"Someones pinched me winkles!"

 

[The Shrubbery Demander]

Mine's from Psychonauts

Lungfish: Oh my god! Goggalor's headed for the orphanage!
Lungfish: Phew! Goggalor's headed away from the orphanage!
Lungfish: Oh my god! The puppy orphanage!

 

[Emperorpeng]

"Killing you and giving you good advice are not mutually exclusive."

"Contact with the acid floor of this chamber will result in a negative mark on the subjects file, followed by death."

Marry me, GLaDOS

 

[Mordwyl]

I can only think of one...

Spoiler: What is a man?

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!

 

[Blanks]

"It's Hazard Time" ~Matt Hazard

 

[soul_rune1984]

" Now DIE and be SILENT!" - Valkyrie Profile

 

[Jonesy911]

Random E.D.F soldier in Red Faction Guerrilla, when telling Alex his permit is invalid and about to shoot him: "It's just been revoked!"

It's obvious 'Volition' love 'Die Hard'