VIdeo Game quotes

[Satin6T]

"PERSONALLY I PREFER THE AIR" XD

"YOU'RE TO SLOW"

 

[Adam]

"Dear Humanity ... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

Hoo-ra!

Mine would be ANYTHING HK-47 says. He comes out with some classic shit.

"Can I crush his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."

HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Revan: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"

K-47: "Query: Would you rather be caught with contraband that is 'very' illegal, or just a little illegal?"
Revan: "What's the difference?"
HK-47: "About twenty years, master."

 

[Vacancie]

pretty much anything that the marines or grunts from the Halo series say.
One of my favorite that I can think of off the top of my head is hearing the marines yelling, "Get up so I can kill you again!"

 

[ejb626]

"You are beggining to annoy me I suggest you stop"
Something said by Niko in GTAIV when hes threatening someone with a gun. A lot of the quotes from the latter two Nazi Zombies maps in COD:WaW are pretty funny too like "I don't know who Ray is but his gun sure kicks ass" Said by the American character when he aquires the Ray Gun

 

[TundraWolf08]

Just because it's Ron Perlman, "War. War never changes."

"War...war has changed." Metal Gear Solid.

"Hell...it's about time." Star Craft II Marine.

"Battle cruiser operational..." My heart leaps when I hear this.

 

[Harbinger_]

My favorite two would have to be

"Die already! I'm hungry!" - Super Mutant, Fallout 3

"So tacky.. Can't look directly at it." - Agent Sasha, Psychonauts.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Anything said by the merchant in Resident Evil 4.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Well it's not out yet but from Brutal Legend,
"What is that sound?"
"It's the devil screaming."
"It's an angel singing!"
"It is the pounding of creations hammer, on the anvil of time!"
"It's f***ing awesome!"

And from Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal...
"You put the "wit" in "twit", sir"
"Yes! I do, don't I?"
Lawrence has the funniest lines xD

The butlers are always the best.

 

[Magnatek]

The World Ends With You: "The proof is in the pudding, the pudding... Of their doom."

What the actual hell?

Look on the bright side. "Pudding of Doom" beats "Mustard of Doom" any day.

 

[Terramax]

"He's our old partner, you know!"

Barry - Resident Evil

My friends and I wrote a country-western song based on that quote.

 

[Kajt]

Perhaps not a oneliner, but one that stuck with me.

"A man creates. A parasite asks 'where is my share?"
-Andrew Ryan.

That is actually true.

Andrew Ryan got lots of great quotes. One that stuck with me would be:
"No gods or kings, only man."

"It's time to kickass and chew bubblegum! ... And I'm all out of gum"
"I go where I please... and I please where I go"

Every line from Duke Nukem is solid gold ffs!

My personal favourite:

"I've got balls of steel."

 

[CACAVILLE]

mgs 4 old snake.. LIQUIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Samoftherocks]

"I am Gandhi of India. I must warn you that my words are backed by NUCLEAR WEAPONS." Civ 1.

Gets me every time.

That's a good'un...

'Ha, not even close' - Harry Tipper in TimeSplitters Future Perfect.

You have to see the cutscene in order to understand.

Everything in TimeSplitter FP is near gold...

Pretty much anything from Destroy All Humans!. Every line is pure gold!

Agreed...

Naming my character "*****" in some games net me some classics like, Ocarina of Time, Navi "Hey *****!" and FF7 Barrett "What's up, *****!?". Funnier than that was my bro renaming Cloud "Ma Nigga Pancake"...way too funny...

 

[PrivatePuFF]

After spamming a unit in warcraft 3 with your mouse click I think it is a peon. He says "Stop touching me!"

 

[Samoftherocks]

The World Ends With You: "The proof is in the pudding, the pudding... Of their doom."

What the actual hell?

Sounds like something Zim would say...

 

[Cunnysmythe]

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

GLaDOS = Funniest character in anything, ever.

That quote got me killed in that bossfight so many times.

 

[camokkid]

I have several favorite quotes

-zero wing
beginning
"all your base are belong to us"

-GTA 4
niko hailing a taxi while drunk
"YELLOW CAR"

-mass effect
when taliking to lorik quiin on noveria
"I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene"

-half life 2
unknown
"sometimes, I dream about cheese"

-halo 2
marine on delta halo
"hey sergeant, kickin' ass in outer space, wish you were here"

-resident evil
barry
"OH MY COD"
(that's not a typo)

-battlefield bad company
redford in helicopter
"in a few days, the only things Im gonna be fighting are blue marlin"

-portal
everything GLADoS says

 

[pipboy2010]

"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Squeaky wheel gets the kick!"
"Butt-kicking for goodness!"

 

[Lord Thodin]

"Make us whole again." Issac Clarkes wife.

Not my favorite but when i hear it i see all the old video games i so quickly cast aside when i got my new gen console. The games are cowering in a corner like a frightened child from a drunk adult. I feel bad for my old video games and quickly revisit the classics.

 

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

"BZZZZZZZZZ"-TF2 Heavy.
"Om nom nom" Heavy... again.
"What sick man sends babies to fight me?" Heavy...
Pretty much anything Duke Nukem says..
Okay I'm done with quotes.