screwed in a poorly light situation (stolen from CAD *thumbs up*)
parody of alone in the dark.
"Final Fantasy eleventy million: I'm beginning to think that it shouldn't be called Final"
"legend of zelda: insert plot device here" (seriously, isn't that what it has become?)
"command and conquer, again"
"Not So Grand Theft Bicycle"
"Call of Duty reliving-WWII-for-the-umpteenth-time"
"medal of honor: purple heart"
"Tomb Raider: oogle Lara Croft one more time"
and finally: "World of Warcraft: Wrath of the 'hang in suspense for the next expansion' King"