Video Game Title Spoof!

[huntedannoyed]

Kiltzone.
Resident Feeble.
Grand Theft Taco.
Super Smashed Bros.
One-Man-Band Hero.
Devil May Sigh.
God of Snore.
Alone in the Park.
Mass Defect.
Steers of War.
Rainbow Six: Portugal.

 

[jim_doki]

Singstar: songs that aren't piles of shit edition

 

[PsiMatrix]

Grand Theft Auto:Alaska

Halo : Christianity Evolved

Half Life - you start with a full compliment of weapons but keep losing half of them each time you complete half the remaining levels until you end up fighting the big boss with a piece of crowbar

City of Civilians - a game where you get to form fan or protest groups for the city's numerous heroes and villains

Metal Gear Gas, released after Metal Gear Liquid

Not So Alone in the Dark

Super Smash Bros Epileptic Fit

Call of Duty : Honourable Discharge - you play a marine who gets shot in the first 3 seconds and then have to adjust to the world around you.

Resident Evil : Oh Christ, Not This Zombie Shit Again

Flute Hero - like Guitar Hero only you play a middle school geek instead.

 

[Sennz0r]

Ninja Gayden

Yeahyeah I know I'm only going for the gay jokes, so I'll try something different:

Metal Gear Solids: Constipation of the Patriots: Tactical Laxative Application

 

[Johnn Johnston]

screwed in a poorly light situation (stolen from CAD *thumbs up*)
parody of alone in the dark.

Too slow, I already stole that one.

The Darkness = The Halogen Lighting.

Dungeons and Drag Queens.

 

[InProgress]

PeaceHammer K4: Dawn of Bore: Summersault

Someone is going to bash me for this

 

[Stammer]

City of Civilians - a game where you get to form fan or protest groups for the city's numerous heroes and villains

"Hey man, wanna go play with my CoC?"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Prine of Persia: Warrior Within - Prince of Pyongyang: A Warrior is Kim

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Star Wars: The Farts Unleashed

Burnt Out (tagline: It's 3:30, your meeting's at 4, your dissertation is due at 5, you just spilled hot coffee on your lap... and you're stuck in traffic...")

 

[SteinFaust]

Halo : Christianity Evolved

LMAO just like the one i found the other day!!!oneeleven
http://blogs.dasmirnov.net/media/halo%20holy%20combat.jpg

 

[SteinFaust]

BurnOut: Get A Job, Damn It!

Madden: Ruin One Player's Career 09

Final Fantasy: The Last One, I Swear!!

No Life 2: Basement Dweller

World of Whorecraft: Burning Infection

SUPER MARIO--..... ugh, just BUY it already, fanboys!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Guitar Hero: Mozart Edition

Worms: Inform the Families

 

[SteinFaust]

The Legend of Zelda: Holy Crap, Gannon's Back!

The Legend of Zelda: Seriously, Gannon, Get A Day Job Or Something.

Halo: Play As Stupid Character, NOT Master Chief!

Metal Gear Solid Playground: Toddler Eater

Cooking Mama (cooking is the verb)

Mass Jingoism (seriously though, that's pretty much what Mass Effect was all about)

Jug Hero: Rootin'-Tootin' Hootananny Edition

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: GTFO from behind my shrubs, or I'm calling the cops!!

 

[SteinFaust]

Grand Theft Auto:Alaska

HEY! YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY GRIZZLY BEAR!!!

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

Jug Hero: Rootin'-Tootin' Hootananny Edition

Now with washboard and banjo!

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Lets see now

Hello 3 (Halo 3, iunno it sounds the same if you say it fast enough)
Guitar Harmonicie (Banjo Kazooie...erm...kinda self explanitory)
Call of Doodie 4: Toilet Warfare (COD4, so juvenile, i love it)
Not So Final Fantasy (Final Fantasy series)
Devil May Care (Devil May Cry Series, you know like the saying's supposed to be)
Legend of Helga (Legend of Zelda...but with a big fat dutch girl named Helga)
Polk Band (Rock Band with Polka music...How can that not be awesome?)
Tambourine Hero (Guitar Hero...Heeey mister Tambourine man, play a song for me)
Ass Effect (Mass Effect if it were made into a cheezy porno)
Jesus Chrisis (Crisis, except with Jesus)
Ninja Garden (Ninja Gaiden, This time Ryu gets to plant Tomatoes!)
Exponential Decay 1, 2 Episode 1 and 2 (Half-Life 1, 2, Episode 1 and 2...well what did you think a Half-Life related to?)

Some are lame, I know these are the first ones that came to me...

 

[iamnotincompliance]

Polk Band (Rock Band with Polka music...How can that not be awesome?)

Ooh, can there be a $90 "Weird Al edition" bundle with 5 button wireless accordion around the time people realize the previous titles hadn't made any real forward progress?

 

[YuppySlime]

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City = Spring Break Blotto: Nice Titty

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Halo Kitty.

 

[shatnershaman]

Duke's Taken Forever