The very first line of my original post was,
"More specifically, sitting in front of a computer/television screen all day makes you fat."
So after reading the responses that many of you posted, I have to wonder if most of you actually read my original post. If you did, you probably would've correctly guessed that I was only joking.
I am just like you (or how you claim to be). I sit in front of screens all day, often while eating unhealthy foods, yet I am not at all overweight. I could be healthier and more physically fit, I just lack the motivation to do anything about it. I was just annoyed by a recent article I read, so I thought I would satirize it and the hundreds of similar articles out there in the internets. (ref: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63Q5RJ20100427?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews )
I will now answer some questions,
Zhukov said:
Wait... people make love in front of screens?
Yes. Solitary love making is often called "masturbation", but when two people are involved
(usually 1 man and 1 man-pretending-to-be-a-teenage-girl) then that is called "cyber-sex".
iLikeHippos said:
Just sitting still won't contribute to the amount of fat in your body. But if you eat unhealthy and don't do shit about counter-measuring it like a balance, than you might get fat.
In fact, if you sit still, you DO indeed burn fat. At least, that's what I am taught in school.
What's the upside?
You're training your brain capacity by doing these "anti-social" activities.
True, by simply being alive you are in fact burning calories. But don't you think you'd burn them faster by moving more appendages than just your thumbs? And what exactly are you training your brain for? I'm confuse.
tellmeimaninja said:
Really? Because I play video games a lot more often than most of my friends, and I'm a twig.
It's more the Triple Bacon Cheeseburgers and the KFC Double Down Suicide Sandwiches that cause the fatness. The video games just distract some from exercise.
Hey, back off the greasy food pal. I happen to be a big fan of fried food... and I have been eating it for over 2 decades. If it ever makes me fat I'll let you know.
Samurai Goomba said:
Supersize Me (as well as pretty much all health information ever) suggests that there's a LOT more to being thin and healthy than simply getting enough exercise.
I've seen that movie and it's stupid. What's the sequel gonna be like? Eating only chocolate for every meal for 2 weeks? Or how about eating only potatoes?
There's a thing called a "well balanced diet". McDonald's cannot provide this thing. If you believe it can then you are a special person.