Vogon Constructor Fleet auto-message.

[ParanoidEngineer]

Right... Anyone one think they can withstand Vogon poetry?

I've seen the Big Bang Theory, I can handle Vogon poetry. I volunteer to save the Earth by listening to bad poetry!

 

[TilMorrow]

Well I have my towel and my Guide right here. I can cook also. So... Care to give this Hitchhiker a lift Off-World? ... Anyone?

 

[WanderingFool]

Well, shit... but atleast I dont have to worry about student loans anymore

 

[M K Ultra]

This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

took the words right out of my mouth

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Less than 2 minutes?!?

Just enough time for one last listen and a cup of tea:

 

[BoredAussieGamer]

As long as I don't have to listen to Vogon Poetry, good! This world sucked anyway.

Dr. Manhattan, wait for me!

 

[DoPo]

Less than 2 minutes?!?

Just enough time for one last listen and a cup of tea

But remember - time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Is this lunchtime then? Or the afternoon?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well I might as well lie down on the ground with a paper bag on my head then.

 

[The Funslinger]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

 

[Flames66]

But we weren't informed of this!

The papers were on display in the office at Alpha Centauri only a few light years away. It's your own fault for not paying attention to local affairs. I've no sympathy.

"Gaaaaaaahd I don't know, that pathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all for any of them!"

I'll just get my thumb.

 

[The Funslinger]

Less than 2 minutes?!?

Just enough time for one last listen and a cup of tea:

This version is better. The original!

 

[DaWaffledude]

Meh, I'm not worried. I have until Stavromula Beta.

 

[robot slipper]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

Hmm that gives me a craving for a Pan-Galactic Garble-Blaster...

 

[Poetic Nova]

Well darn, doesn't even give me time to say goodbye to my friends, at least i have a towel nearby

 

[The Funslinger]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

Hmm that gives me a craving for a Pan-Galactic Garble-Blaster...

*Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

Get it together, guys!

 

[bz316]

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived...

 

[baconsarnie]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

I knew i'd forgotten something. Still, i'm used to drinking on the cheap.

 

[The Funslinger]

Might as well bash my brains out with a slice of lemon then.

You'll need to wrap it around a large gold brick first.

I knew i'd forgotten something. Still, i'm used to drinking on the cheap.

Fine, you can use a brick of pyrite (fool's gold)

 

[Vhite]

Anyone has any peanuts to share? I don't travel much.

 

[DaWaffledude]

Wait, a minute... GUYS! I'VE FIGURED IT OUT! THE ULTIMATE QUESTION OF LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND-