Vote for Me!

mParadox

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May 5, 2020
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Go ahead. You know you want to. o.o​
The idea and the game! You're in a Campaign and you're trying to win some votes.

Make promises to your voters! Make them see the wonders of your work! Or if you're feeling super, counter an opponents point!

I'll start. *ahem*

A vote for me, is a vote for free lamp stands!

Yes, it's a forum game. No, it's not inspired by the terrible terrible reactions on this thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.337686-The-Official-Escapist-Community-Awards-Voting-Now-Open?page=9].

It's actually from this Cracked.com article [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_303_if-politicians-ran-issues-internet-cares-about/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CrackedRSS+%28Cracked%3A+All+Posts%29]. And why am I telling you this, I have no idea. :3
 

xmbts

Still Approved by Shock
Legacy
Aug 10, 2020
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Vote for me and I won't have to send a large man named Hank your way.
 

mParadox

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May 5, 2020
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*throws candy everywhere* A vote for me, is a vote for Halloween daily!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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My name is Fiction said:
Vote for me and we will transition the ponies into slavery.
Try to steal my votes, will ya?

Vote for me as "My Name Is Fiction" is a Closet Bronie
And so the political Mud-flinging begins...
 

mParadox

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May 5, 2020
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Germany
Vote for me and the glue factory will never go out of business.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
9,732
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Vote for Me and I will see the Tax-Raising, Freedom Hating, Pony Loving Dictatorship of mParadox ENDS
[sub]Paid for "Diablo1099 for Mayor of Earth"[/sub]