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mParadox

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Go ahead. You know you want to. o.o​
The idea and the game! You're in a Campaign and you're trying to win some votes.

Make promises to your voters! Make them see the wonders of your work! Or if you're feeling super, counter an opponents point!

I'll start. *ahem*

A vote for me, is a vote for free lamp stands!

Yes, it's a forum game. No, it's not inspired by the terrible terrible reactions on this thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.337686-The-Official-Escapist-Community-Awards-Voting-Now-Open?page=9].

It's actually from this Cracked.com article [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_303_if-politicians-ran-issues-internet-cares-about/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CrackedRSS+%28Cracked%3A+All+Posts%29]. And why am I telling you this, I have no idea. :3
 

xmbts

Still Approved by Shock
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Vote for me and I won't have to send a large man named Hank your way.
 

mParadox

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*throws candy everywhere* A vote for me, is a vote for Halloween daily!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
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My name is Fiction said:
Vote for me and we will transition the ponies into slavery.
Try to steal my votes, will ya?

Vote for me as "My Name Is Fiction" is a Closet Bronie
And so the political Mud-flinging begins...
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and the glue factory will never go out of business.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Dec 12, 2009
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Vote for Me and I will see the Tax-Raising, Freedom Hating, Pony Loving Dictatorship of mParadox ENDS
[sub]Paid for "Diablo1099 for Mayor of Earth"[/sub]
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Vote for me and I will see that the legions of convicted TERRORISTS relased by the mParadox DICTATORSHIP be put back behind BARS
[sub]Paid for by "Smiling Joe's Death Camp"[/sub]
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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Vote for me and COOKIES WILL BE YOURS!

Dont believe me? I have 700 trillion cookies in my vault!

 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Vote for Me and I will see to it that action against the Anti-Cat PROPAGANDA being spread by Philol's for his CORPORATE MASTERS!
[sub]Paid for by "Evil Cat Corp"[/sub]
God, this is fun, I can see the Republicans get off on this. :D
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and I'll made pancakes in a can!

Diablo1099 said:
God, this is fun, I can see the Republicans get off on this. :D
Thank you. ^-^
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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Vote for me and all Neo Nazi and KKK members will be vanquished! :3
 

Philol

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Vote for me and Pro-cat propaganda will be removed! All hail the dog overlords, the corporate masters!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Vote for me and I will see Philol and his TERRORIST GROUP be brought to JUSTICE and the FREEDOM HATING politics led by IRookle be STOPPED
[sub]Paid for by "Cats for Global Domination" and "Nazi Party members"[/sub]
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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TheEmoSpeeds666 said:
Vote for me and I will end the overcrowding problem in prisons.

COMING SOON- New Soylent Green Original.
Welcome to the escapist :3

OT: Vote for me and Philol so we can stop the evergrowing machine of hatred created by Diablo1099, HE WORKS FOR AL QAEDA!
 

Philol

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Vote for me AND lRookiel and we will deter the spread of anti-us propaganda! CATS AND NAZIS MUST BE STOPPED!
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and the Judgement Day will be moved a day later!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Vote for me and I will see and END to the BACKROOM DEALINGS in the mParadox DICTATORSHIP.
NO more will our CHILDREN have to SUFFER because mParadox and IRokkiel want MORE for THEMSELVES!
[sub]Paid for "Diablo1099 for Mayor of Earth"[/sub]
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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Vote for me and concentrate on some fluffy kittens. Hopefully, if we ignore it, our debts will just wander away, become depressed and die.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Dec 12, 2009
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Philol said:
Vote for me AND lRookiel and we will deter the spread of anti-us propaganda! CATS AND NAZIS MUST BE STOPPED!
These ATTACKS on innocent AMERICAN CIVILIANS and ANIMALS must be stopped!
VOTE FOR ME and I will have these TRAITORS put on trial for their WAR CRIMES!
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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Diablo1099 said:
Vote for me and I will see and END to the BACKROOM DEALINGS in the mParadox DICTATORSHIP.
NO more will our CHILDREN have to SUFFER because mParadox and IRokkiel want MORE for THEMSELVES!
[sub]Paid for "Diablo1099 for Mayor of Earth"[/sub]
ITS ROOKIE YOU NAZI!

OT: Vote for me and no longer will TheEmoSpeeds666 hide in his greed and wealth while the economy trembles to dust.

Trust me people, you know you want cheshire cat for Emperor of the earth :3
 

Philol

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Vote for me and kittens and Nazis will be sent to camps! Where they will forced to entertain and look after the elderly, FOR EVER! Also all hail the dog overlords!
 

mParadox

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Vote for me for a free state jelly marketing!
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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Vote for me, do you really want Diablo1099 in office? He's an illiterate and ignorant individual who wants all the corrupt people in the world to get away with their crimes!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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Dec 12, 2009
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Philol supports TORTURE!
IRookiel supports POLITICAL ATTACKS ON CAPITALISTS!
EmoSpeeds666 is in dealing with SATAN
Vote for me and I will stop these mad men.
 

Philol

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Diablo1099 supports political destabilisation that will inevitably lead to the Earth being ruled by cats with horrifying genetic mutations, that will form a make shift communist party with a low yield support base of humans, but a large one of CATS AND NAZIS! Vote for me so that his future never happens!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Philol hates PROGRESS in the RE-BUILDING of the EMPIRE OF CATS AND NAZIS ESCAPIA after THE REDESIGN
Vote for me and I will restore our former glory!
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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I'm not in dealings with Satan. A vote for Diablo is a vote for Nazi cats. We don't want a police state like this one:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cat+hitler&view=detail&id=79643BA502899C2EF1D5FBFAB4B22015E9C7BF88&first=0&FORM=IDFRIR
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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EmoSpeeds666 DEFAMES CATS for PROFIT!
EmoSpeeds666 supports EMOS!
Vote for me and attacks on cute animals will END!
 

Philol

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TheEmoSpeeds666 said:
I'm not in dealings with Satan. A vote for Diablo is a vote for Nazi cats. We don't want a police state like this one:

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=cat+hitler&view=detail&id=79643BA502899C2EF1D5FBFAB4B22015E9C7BF88&first=0&FORM=IDFRIR
A vote for me is just as good as a vote for TheEmoSpeeds666! Don't waste it on Diablo1099 and his pro-nazi cat agenda!
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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A vote for me would help bring in a bill eliminating cats and Hitler-references from the world, making it a better place for our fellow man. Do not fall into the trap laid by Diablo and his cronies: he wishes us all a catapocolypse. Also, I may ban Captchas.
 

mParadox

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Voting for Emo666 will result in a nuclear winter! Vote for me for a summer day!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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EmoSpeeds666 wants to BAN CATS and the RIGHT to express you POLITICAL BELIEFS!
Him and his LACKEY, Philol, wants to CONTROL YOU!
Vote for ME!
 

Philol

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Vote for me to clarify the fact that I wanted to originally remove cats and Nazis and am no the lackey!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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mParadox said:
Voting for Emo666 will result in a nuclear winter! Vote for me for a summer day!
mParadox wants to END WINTER AND CHRISTMAS!
I AM THE CHAMPION OF CHRISTMAS
VOTE FOR SANTA!
 

mParadox

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Diablo1099 said:
mParadox wants to END WINTER AND CHRISTMAS!
I AM THE CHAMPION OF CHRISTMAS
VOTE FOR SANTA!
It's actually Satan! A vote for Diablo is a vote for El Diablo! D:
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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mParadox said:
It's actually Satan! A vote for Diablo is a vote for El Diablo! D:
[sub]well played you motherfuc- wait we're rolling? FFFUUUUUUUU[/sub]
A Vote for mParadox is a vote for mParadox
A Vote for EmoSpeeds666 is vote for mParadox
A Vote for Philol is a vote for mParadox
A Vote for Me is a vote for FREEDOM from MPARADOX!
 

mParadox

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Diablo1099 said:
[sub]well played you motherfuc- wait we're rolling? FFFUUUUUUUU[/sub]
A Vote for mParadox is a vote for mParadox
A Vote for EmoSpeeds666 is vote for mParadox
A Vote for Philol is a vote for mParadox
A Vote for Me is a vote for FREEDOM from MPARADOX!
He says Freedom but we all know Slavery is the new freedom! Break the chains! Don't become just another brick in the wall! Speak out! Vote for me and you'll all be set free!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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mParadox says "Don't be a Brick in the Wall"
He says this as this Wall is the one keeping him from taking over the ENTIRE PLANET!
Vote for me and our Wall will be mParadox's PRISON!
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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Diablo1099 is the concrete that holds together the prison surrounding free speech. A vote for me would ban using concrete in prisons. Instead, we will use melted-down cats and Nazis.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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EmoSpeeds666 uses GODWIN'S LAW as a replacement for any REAL polices
Vote for me and I will stop this law from ever being used again!


Alleluia, indeed.
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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A vote for me is a vote against the repealing of Godwin's Law of Internet Analogies. Together, we will approach the singularity of mentioning HEWHOSHALLNOTBENAMED!
 

ToastiestZombie

Don't worry. Be happy!
Mar 21, 2011
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Vote for me and all your base will belong to YOU again!

Also, those responses were rather iffy weren't they, it's a bit sad seeing the amount of backlash on the thread when you were the OP!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

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ToastiestZombie said:
[sub]Vote for me and all your base w[/sub]i[sub]ll[/sub] belong to[sub] YOU again![/sub]

[sub]Also, those responses were rather iffy weren't they, it's a bit sad seeing the amount of backlash on the thread when you were[/sub] the OP!
The OP is mParadox!!!.
He is working with the PONIES!
Vote for me and I will end this madness!
 

ToastiestZombie

Don't worry. Be happy!
Mar 21, 2011
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Diablo1099 said:
ToastiestZombie said:
[sub]Vote for me and all your base w[/sub]i[sub]ll[/sub] belong to[sub] YOU again![/sub]

[sub]Also, those responses were rather iffy weren't they, it's a bit sad seeing the amount of backlash on the thread when you were[/sub] the OP!
The OP is mParadox!!!.
He is working with the PONIES!
Vote for me and I will end this madness!
I was reffering to the community awards thread, which I was the maker and OP of :p

Vote for me and all people shall be free to like what they want!
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Emospeeds666 is working for Gay rights in the ENEMY ARMIES!
Just imagine what he would do to OUR Armies
Vote for me!
 

TheEmoSpeeds666

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Diablo1099 is threatening the very existence of "The" in my name.
Imagine what he'd do to the constitution.
Vote for me.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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The Emospeeds666 hates Horse but LOVES PONIES!
He wants to destory the ENTIRE RACE-HORSE INDUSTRY by FORCING all the HORSES To BECOME PONIES!
NOW he wants you to VOTE for the EVVVVVIIIILLLLL mParadox.
Say NO to This RAPIST!
Vote for me.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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Pyra is in cahoots with the VILLAINS I EXPOSED on the LAST PAGE.
Vote for Me

Occ=I'm attacking everyone who isn't me ^_^
 

dalek sec

Leader of the Cult of Skaro
Jul 20, 2008
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Vote for me and I'll make it legal to hunt homeless people with pulse rifles! :D
 

him over there

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Vote for me and I will outlaw internet celebrities and Correct and abolish all instances of Sturgeon's law. (internet celebs and celebs who are famous through or started on the internet are different things.)
 

Philol

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Vote for me for a reduction in satanic rituals and the theft of old women's bins!
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and I shall start the reduction in the seduction of monkeys!
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
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If you elect me I will put an end to to all sentences!

Vote 1 the pun-ctuation party.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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mParadox want to give YOUR CHILDREN DIABETES!
Vote for me and I will save you FROM DOCTER AND DENTIST BILLS!!
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
Dec 2, 2008
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vote for me, and I wont will try not to derail this thread!
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
Dec 2, 2008
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vote for me for a free taco! [sub][sub][sub][sub]*with the purchase of a taco of equal or higher value[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

Philol

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Vote for me for an organised society that borders on the periphery of an OCD society!
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
Dec 2, 2008
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vote for me for patriarchy! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDyx15p6YeA]
 

mParadox

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A vote for me is a vote for the future! We will shine new light on the old way of thinking and retroactively support the current change if we are elected. The benefits of voting me into power will be evident to me immediately, and it will change the lives of some of you in a somewhat beneficial way and the rest of you can rest assured that that change is for the betterment of those people. You won't find us making any empty promises.

A vote for me is a tick in the right* box.

*Right being respective to the candidate.
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
Dec 2, 2008
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vote for me, or else I'll throw a shovel at para!
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm lying, I'll do it anyway *prepares shovel*[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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Vote for me and I'll cure AIDS, cancer and Justin bieber (By blowing his brains out)....
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
Dec 2, 2008
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a vote for me is a vote for borealum [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp5A0YFQGEc&feature=related]
 

mParadox

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A vote for me is a vote for Canadians. Gotta love those guys. :D
 

lRookiel

Lord of Infinite Grins
Jun 30, 2011
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Vote for me and I will get you all some cake

[sub][sub]After some testing ofcourse......[/sub][/sub]
 

TheLastSamurai14

Last day of PubClub for me. :'-(
Mar 23, 2011
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Vote for me. I'll end SOPA and PIPA and give everyone a free kitten.

[sub][sub]I think I win the thread based on the kitten alone. The pro-Internet-freedom platform is just a bonus[/sub][/sub]
 

Philol

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Vote for me for a brighter future and a better tomorrow, oh and change.
 

C F

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Vote for me! I'll mentally condition everyone to love sushi.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
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MY SUBJECTS!
YOUR NAZI CAT OVERLORDS REQUIRE THAT YOU VOTE FOR ME IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE CONTIUED EXISTANCE OF YOUR RACE!
 

mParadox

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Vote for me! He's delusional! He's not even voted yet and he's already treating you like scum! D:
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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I was going to make a Republican style slur against mParadox and his new policy, kissing men for votes, and tie it to Homosexuality, but I don't roll like that.
Vote for me!
 

mParadox

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He's honourable. That is against the very fibre of being a politician. Vote for me! O.O
 

C F

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Vote for me, and I'll funnel your tax dollars into something vague I like to call "the Zombie Franklin Initiative."
 

Nouw

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Vote for me and I'll make the escapist internet bunker bigger!
 

mParadox

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A vote for him is a vote for Lucifer. Vote for me! The vote where it counts.
 

Diablo1099_v1legacy

Doom needs Yoghurt, Badly
Dec 12, 2009
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You want to know who else liked Cheese and crackers? HITLER!
Vote for Me!
[sub]The Nazi party will not vote for Philol just because Hitler likes those things[/sub]
 

Link_to_Future

Good Dog. Best Friend.
Nov 19, 2009
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Vote for me because I need access to the treasury.

What? Don't look at me that way. It's only for some light embezzlement. >.>
 

mParadox

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A vote for me is a sign that you're better off as an alien.
 

Philol

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Vote for me and I wont kill you!

[small]I'm not really a murderer[/small]
 

M0rp43vs

Most Refined Escapist
Jul 4, 2008
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Vote for me and I'll drag you kicking and screaming into the 13th century
 

Yureina

Who are you?
May 6, 2010
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Vote for me and I won't turn you into orange goo during the Third Impact.
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and you'll get to choose your goo colour before the 3rd Impact.
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and I'll make it mandatory for people to learn how to make pizza. :D
 

staika

I am Tizzy's Willing Slave
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Vote for me and I can kill you with an amusing death!!!
 

Yureina

Who are you?
May 6, 2010
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Vote for me and I won't kill you using my cruel and uncreative methods!
 

MammothBlade

It's not that I LIKE you b-baka!
Oct 12, 2011
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Vote for me. It's not like you have a choice of my leadership either way.
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
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[HEADING=1]A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR GIANT TEXT![/HEADING]
 

Verzin

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steeple said:
[HEADING=1]A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR GIANT TEXT![/HEADING]
Bah, Giant text is not the Issue, not unless it brainwashes the masses. Giant text gives headaches. Vote for me instead, you'll like living in my 'improved society'.
 

mParadox

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[HEADING=1]A vote for me is a vote for blood! Healthy lifestyle![/HEADING]
 

Verzin

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Blood? Who needs blood!? if I am elected, your blood will be removed, and replaced with mercury!
 

steeple

Death by tray it shall be
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[HEADING=1]A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR THINGS YOU WONT BE ABLE TO SEE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE![/HEADING]
 

Verzin

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vote for me and I shall replace the curriculum of american schools with cartoons! I suspect we won't notice too much of a change there.
 

Verzin

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EDIT:Spoiler tags added.
This horribly cute Pony creature avoids the issues! "what does this have to do with the size of Dibs giant head?! if I am elected, dibs head will be removed, and filled with Salted Nuts!"
 

Sacman

Don't Bend! Ascend!
May 15, 2008
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Vote for me or my species shall be upon human race by nightfall!
...
 

Sacman

Don't Bend! Ascend!
May 15, 2008
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Vote for me baby... you know... cause baby when we together you know nothin else matters...
 

Verzin

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Vote for me and I will graft nuclear powered laser cannons onto your keyboards!
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and I'll make you second-in-command of Hugs.
 

mParadox

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A vote for me and you'll get free pizza with every purchase of a pizza!
 

mParadox

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Vote for me and I'll convict the lying politician that you are!