Vote for Me!

[Barbas]

Vote for me and there'll be gravy and biscuits in it for you!

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and there'll be gravy and herby dumplings in it for you. Boom.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and there will be bacon.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me because you only have 20 seconds to comply.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get more time to comply.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and Fiji's avatar will be correctly oriented.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll turn Earth into a post-apocalyptic wasteland so we can all be free to dress up and fight GDI-NOD wars like we've all secretly been wanting to.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will reveal the secrets of Tiberium.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get your very own space ship... model.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will surround this planet with a layer of mines, ensuring that nothing gets in and nothing gets out. Safety, forever.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and get half off on all Chocolate Moose products.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and living standards will go up. For me.

 

[Teoes]

Vote for me and I will guarantee everyone an Elk for Christmas.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I promise to take no action on anything at all. Literally nothing can go wrong!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me or I will bark. Forever.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will send you free massage butter.