Vote for me, and I'll solve the problem of homelessness, national security, and illegal immigration simultaneously by covering the entire nation in a giant, everything-proof dome.
Vote for me and stupidly pointless "reality" shows like Honey Boo Boo will made illegal and all involved with them shall be put in jail for the rest of their lives.
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