Vote For Playboy's Sexiest Bayonetta

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I was gonna say that Playboy was a hypocritical relic, beyond 10 years past any cultural relevance, when I realized that Ostro-whiskey was finally suspended in this thread.

So I'll just say, hooray!

I finally saw the commercial this week. Ho hum. If she were at least a polygonal approximation of anything real, I may find it to be something approaching hot, but she seems more a hollow simulacrum. Ho friggin' hum. I'll spank it to porn, fuck you very much.
 
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JaredXE said:
How the hell does Ostro-whiskey get suspended for his comment? It wasn't offensive in the slightest and was pretty spot on.

Stupid knee-jerk reactions.
Exactly, he did nothing wrong, it is the correct terminology to describe that race.
 

The DSM

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SharedProphet said:
Jaranja said:
Hardly, you can find prettier girls by strolling through the sewers.
The absurdly spacious sewers [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbsurdlySpaciousSewer]? : )
No....must...resist.....Tvtropes...ah what the hell.

*4 hours later* "Why did I go back on there !?!?!?"
 

Frankydee

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...Her big hair just doesn't do it for me.

I can't see how anyone finds that shit attractive.
 

Nincompoop

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Finally an excuse to look at pr0n. If my mom asks... It's game related.
[sub]score![/sub]
 

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iamq said:
Is it wrong if I say that i perfer that E3 chick as Bayonetta?
I agree with your determination sir. Playboy gets a B for effort, but an F in gamer taste. I don't feel so bad that I am missing out on Playboy issues these days, if that's what they are getting.
 

300lb. Samoan

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Shannon is the only one even close, but for me it's still all about Penny Drake! Oooooo yea!

 

Swaki

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Chernise looks kinda masculine to say the least, I'm going with Shannon, but none of the women (definitely not girls, some of them looks old enough to be my mother) look very attractive, i saw prettier girls, though less skin, on my way down for cigarettes today.
 

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Nincompoop said:
Finally an excuse to look at pr0n. If my mom asks... It's game related.
[sub]score![/sub]
game related porn, thats double the disappointment, and no its not like minus times minus, she wont be proud of you, you better be studying to be a doctor or a lawyer if you want to win her love back.
 

Nincompoop

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swaki said:
Nincompoop said:
Finally an excuse to look at pr0n. If my mom asks... It's game related.
[sub]score![/sub]
game related porn, thats double the disappointment, and no its not like minus times minus, she wont be proud of you, you better be studying to be a doctor or a lawyer if you want to win her love back.
But... But... Oh alright =/.
 

Dirty Apple

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Shannon is the only one that comes close. The others were probably just hanging out in the grotto and came along because they were bored.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
Vote For Playboy's Sexiest Bayonetta


...I've decided that I have to go with Jillian on this one. None of these women are what I'd call super-hot or even remotely Bayonetta-like, but Jillian brings certain "assets" to the party that I just can't ignore. Ryan is kind of cute too, but with those glasses on she looks a lot like my aunt and that's just creepy as hell.
It seems I just voted for your Aunt.
 

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Brian_Rowe said:
IAMQ is right on. The E3 Bayonetta is still the best. She was beautiful, sexy without being slutty...
Wouldn't that make her LESS true the character? Whether or not you find Bayonetta attractive (I don't), it'd be tough to argue that she's a paragon of purity or virtue. "Do you want to touch me?" (Not being argumentative, just making a light-hearted observation)

OT: Shannon, but I agree an org like Playboy could have tried much harder. I guess these ladies were already under contract and readily available to shoot.
 

Marik2

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iamq said:
Is it wrong if I say that i perfer that E3 chick as Bayonetta?
Hell no shes 100 times better than these playboy models if I had to vote it go to Shannon since she looks like her, but shes got nothing on that E3 model.