Vote For Playboy's Sexiest Bayonetta

[SharedProphet]

Hardly, you can find prettier girls by strolling through the sewers.

The absurdly spacious sewers [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbsurdlySpaciousSewer]? : )

 

[dalek sec]

I may be weird, but none of those women are attractive.

Yeah, glad to know I'm not the only one who feels this.

 

[Eliam_Dar]

*must not click, at work now*

 

[GamerLuck]

I find them all to be a bit ugly, actually. Although I also think Bayonetta is kind of ugly, so they've got that going. They also don't look much like her.

this... i am wholly disappoint with this entire endeavor....

 

[Hiphophippo]

Who picked these women? Bayonetta is a manly broad to begin with but these women have no place in a playboy.

Also, I'll just say it; There are some places where affirmative action has no place. (all, but this is an argument for a different thread.)

 

[Ellstar1987]

Dont like any of them

 

[justblues]

wait did't playboy pull this trick with blood rayne. why don't they just do the same thing nobody complained last time it happned

 

[JaredXE]

How the hell does Ostro-whiskey get suspended for his comment? It wasn't offensive in the slightest and was pretty spot on.

Stupid knee-jerk reactions.

 

[DayDark]

I'll have to go with Shannon. I'm all for accuracy, and I think she looked the most like her.

The video, however, was quite underwhelming.

Yeah, out of those, shannon is the best look-a-like, but damn her video was just...ugh...it's so overplayed...

 

[TheTygerfire]

Only two of them look remotely like Bayonetta, and I've seen a normal cosplayer that looked 1000x better than Playboy's B-Team here...

 

[Crimsane]

Shannon! ...and apparently, most people agree with me. Yay.

 

[Caliostro]

Here's a pro tip for everyone: DO NOT LOOK AT THE VIDEOS.

Sure the women are hot, but as soon as they open their big gulping traps you'll end up with the inevitable will to hit them with something crowbar shaped.

That said, Shannon won for me partially because she looked the most like Bayonetta, partially because she definitely brought more "goods" to the party, but mostly because she kept the most quiet during the fucking video which made her look like LESS of a "barbie doll" with a broken voice box than the others...

 

[Nerf Ninja]

Are these what qualifies as playboy models nowadays?! yeesh!

I'd say that some of them look a bit like ladyboys to be honest.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

As one of the three, I'm upset you didn't tell a joke.

 

[Brian_Rowe]

IAMQ is right on. The E3 Bayonetta is still the best. She was beautiful, sexy without being slutty, and she is the only one I've seen with the poses to match. I turned my camera on her and she bent halfway over backwards and pointed her guns at me.

 

[JoshGod]

shannon for obvious reasons,but still why? i mean why lol? do these women feel like they're at the peak of their career,(altough not great models)

 

[Crimsane]

I'd say that some of them look a bit like ladyboys to be honest.

I lol'd so hard, because they do.

 

[wooty]

I may be weird, but none of those women are attractive.

Then that means we're both weird

OT: Had to go for Ryan, looked the most like her

 

[AgDr_ODST]

That Shannon chick is dead fuckin' on. She get's my boner-- I mean vote.

you said it man. she's easily the hottest and the most spot on.