WAOA Arena

[SteakHeart]

A pile of fifty thousand Boondollars, the native currency of Lord English's universe, appeared on the table in the lounge in a flash of green light. Along with it was a note, written in messy block capitals.

I BET FIFTY GRAND AND YOUR LIVES THAT YOU'LL STOP FAVORING THE PATHETIC HUMAN TURDFACE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

 

[DotSlash]

While she was fully prepared to deal with Lord English rushing at her, his loud strides making it very easy to see him, Jack's attack wasn't the same case. While she had some decent electrical resistance, it was still strong enough to cause her to stall for a moment. She barely had enough time to flit out of the way, Lord English's staff whizzing by her face and causing her to spin around a bit in the air. She looked toward Jack with completely evil eyes before casting Violence directly at him.

Turning to Lord English, she shrugged. [color=bb0066] "Maybe because I'm beautiful? Maybe because I'm just better than you? Maybe because I've devoured gods? Who knows...?" [/color]

 

[Demonjazz]

Ethan started to shake Espeon around "You know, I was thinking of getting a Xatu instead of you! At least he actually knows the outcome of the future! And wouldn't bet my money on a fight!"

 

[Outisakanobody]

Jack was able to avoid the attack fairly easily. He thought that distracting Carmen would be the best option, so the big guy could maybe weaken her, and vice versa. Having that in mind, he sent out a large cloud of violent bees to sting and pester Carmen.

 

[Captain Anon]

"he dares to threaten me?! I WILL CRUSH HIM after Carmen's done with him" he shouted letting out a huge amount of blood lust and killing intent so large almost everyone can feel it

 

[SteakHeart]

"BEAUTIFUL? YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING A HORRORTERROR VOMITED UP. YOU RESEMBLE MY SISTER AFTER I HAD HER ASSASSINATED." He paused, thinking up more insults. "YOU'RE SO UGLY. THAT WHEN YOUR PARENTAL FIGURE CAME TO PICK YOU UP FROM SCHOOL. SHE CHOSE A DIFFERENT CHILD. AND LEFT YOU ORPHANED."

He paused, realized how stupid he sounded right about now, and punched her in the gut.

 

[DotSlash]

Carmen simply sighed at the insults before noticing the cloud of bees flying at her. Annoyed, she swung at them with her wings, creating a large gust that plastered the insects onto the ground. As Lord English was pausing to come up with more insults, she simply flew toward Jack, avoiding the gut punch. As she flew, she threw her dagger, aided by more wind magic to make it faster, straight for Jack's chest.

Looking back at Lord English, she shrugged and called out to him. [color=bb0066] "When you feel like not spouting crap, feel free to start fighting." [/color]

 

[FPSfanatic]

Gold shook his head at John's response, and took the boondollars. "well, looks like he failed his bet. More for me..."

 

[Outisakanobody]

Jack grunted as the dagger stuck into his chest. Being quite used to such damage, he too Carmen's closeness to pull out his chemical launcher and spray her down with liquid nitrogen.

OOC: Liquid nitrogen usually causes people to freeze instantly.

 

[SteakHeart]

"OH. ALRIGHT."

He flash-stepped in front of her, raising a hand and sending her flying backwards towards the wall, raising his gun again to fire a burst, then whirled around, sending the back of his hand on a one-way flight towards Jack's jaw.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Wait... So who gets our lives than"

 

[SteakHeart]

Another note appeared.

WAIT. WHY ARE YOU TAKING THAT MONEY. THAT IS MY MONEY. I THOUGHT BETTING MEANT YOU GOT MONEY.

 

[Captain Anon]

"yes he has and besides i'm already rich enough to have a giant castle, so i don't really need money from a whole other universe thank you" he said picking up his drink and walks outside to watch the fight

 

[DotSlash]

With Lord English stepping in front of her, she was protected against Jack's sprayer, though she was sent flying by Lord English's slap. Correcting herself with a flap of the wing and seeing another burst of fire aimed at her, she brought her arms up to block, creating a small barrier in front of her. The bullets hit causing the barrier to fizzle and dim significantly.

Sighing at being teamed, she calmly extended her hand. [color=bb0066] "5th Circle: ...Anger." [/color] The dagger in Jack's chest would grow as raw demonic energy extended the blade's length to that of a broadsword. She calmly flicked her wrist forward, causing the dagger to dislodge itself nastily from Jack's chest and past the Lord and back into her hands.

[color=bb0066] "Not bad, you two." [/color] She replied, giving them both a small round of claps.

 

[Outisakanobody]

Snip

Well, if he went in front of Carmen, that would mean he would get doused in nitrogen too...

 

[Outisakanobody]

OOC: Or...well...yeah...

Jack dies.

 

[SteakHeart]

The nitrogen froze, as expected. However, several hundred pounds of sheer demonic muscle tends to overpower pesky things like freezing. The ice shattered, falling onto the ground in pieces. English threw another punch, aimed at the nasty wound on Jack's chest. However, given that Jack was apparently dead, the punch merely shattered his ribcage and separated his chest into two pieces. Okay, merely isn't the right word. At least it didn't kill him?

Lord English rose up and looked back at Carmen. "AND THEN THERE WERE TWO."

 

[DotSlash]

@Steak: Wanna retcon that last post since Jack's already dead?

 

[SteakHeart]

@DotSlash: Just did.

 

[DotSlash]

@Steak: lolk.

Carmen smiled a bit before encasing herself in a green aura and floating down to the ground. [color=bb0066] "Indeed there were. Now, come." [/color] She shifted into a stance as she said this. If Lord English stared at her for a few moments, he'd feel slightly woozy, but nothing more.