War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[BadPublicity]

Sign me up for The Media Union, I'm constantly on Faecbook.

 

[Captain Anon]

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job

 

[Captain Anon]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job.

 

[Surpheal]

Freelance assassin, because why the hell not.

All the other factions are really not my type, and why should I have to fight beneath the banner of another force when I can "lend" my assistance to the highest bidder.

 

[itsthesheppy]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

No joining the Pwnies?

Freelance assassin, because why the hell not.

All the other factions are really not my type, and why should I have to fight beneath the banner of another force when I can "lend" my assistance to the highest bidder.

Fine, how much do you want? The Escapist Army has the all goods you would want

 

[itsthesheppy]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

No joining the Pwnies?

Not if they're called that. What am I, fourteen years old? I'm a more dignified Brony. I would join the New Lunar Republic in a second, but the 'pwnies'? Sounds like a destined-for-obscurity everquest guild.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

No joining the Pwnies?

Not if they're called that. What am I, fourteen years old? I'm a more dignified Brony. I would join the New Lunar Republic in a second, but the 'pwnies'? Sounds like a destined-for-obscurity everquest guild.

What about the Escapist Army? Always need someone to help do... whatever it is you would do!

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I don't belong to any of those armies and thus I create my own army, an army consisting of those so I'll create another faction of those who just don't like the members of the other factions, and they shall call it The Bro-hood...

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job.

Aha, You fool!

Did you really think you could take me down so easily? Here, let me reveal to you all of my plans, so you might better comprehend your inevitable defeat.

 

[Emilox The Great]

OH OH! I like this thread already! As someone who has dabbled in most of those things :

Ill be the quite jolly wanderer who stays out of trouble, going with the "if they dont mess with me i wont mess with them" policy regarding all factions, though i will be on edge if i ever run into any bronies.


Captcha : agree to disagree

Huh, what are the odds?

 

[Broady Brio]

I was going to say The Meme Alliance. But one look at the comments on anything on Memebase has put me right off that idea.

I think I'll have to go with The Media Union, seeing as I'm on Facebook. But Reddit users? Can go die.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

All those groups suck. I'd rather be a member of the Artists Alliance (Which I think would be Youtube, Newgrounds, and DeviantArt to my mind). We all basically get magic paint brushes that give us paint and thinner, so we have a never ending arsenal of guns... while we destroy all of yours!

 

[Captain Anon]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job.

Aha, You fool!

Did you really think you could take me down so easily? Here, let me reveal to you all of my plans, so you might better comprehend your inevitable defeat.

well i'll be dammed looks likes we got Sherlock Holmes vs James Moriarty rivalry going on and that means this-pulls out two small C4 detonators- Which i don't know how to explain this to you Mr. Hawk but i do believe I've pulled a "planned ahead" on you Mr. Hawk. Now try and think about where the C4 is to these detonators? and when you realize where they are it will completely ruin your day and your plans for world domination.

I tell you one is connected to the c4 where your dragon is and where your army based and other the other isn't actually a detonator, it's a signal thingy for my sniper to shoot your son dead so -detonates c4 detonator and the signal for the sniper- i be taking you world domination now -tranquilizers him- i'm stinking rich beyond compare

 

[Imthatguy]

Neutral; I cannot give a fuck about any of those interests I'd be sad to see anything [except the chatards/9gag/SA assholes and pwnies] go.

 

[Otaku World Order]

Well, I guess I'd end up with the Tear of Aerith faction, although I'm not sure people like me would do very well in a war.

 

[Dominus Nox]

Well, screw that list of groups. I'd form my own. "The coalition of the wierd"

That wierd part of youtube, creepypastas, what has been seen cannot be unseen, disturbing fan art, crazy conspiracies, all the mindfuck the internet has to offer under one banner of madness. We will force or trick them all to see the glory of infinite insanity, and the internet will be unififed in endless laughter. MUHAHAHAHAAA!

My role? A linker to insanity. I shall trick and intrigue people into seeing what cannot be unseen, and then they will join our ranks.

I'm intrigued by your groups ideals and would like to subscribe to your newsletter (and probably join your forces.)

 

[WaysideMaze]

If that list you've made has the only options, then I choose to go it alone and fight everyone.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Well, screw that list of groups. I'd form my own. "The coalition of the wierd"

That wierd part of youtube, creepypastas, what has been seen cannot be unseen, disturbing fan art, crazy conspiracies, all the mindfuck the internet has to offer under one banner of madness. We will force or trick them all to see the glory of infinite insanity, and the internet will be unififed in endless laughter. MUHAHAHAHAAA!

My role? A linker to insanity. I shall trick and intrigue people into seeing what cannot be unseen, and then they will join our ranks.

I'm intrigued by your groups ideals and would like to subscribe to your newsletter (and probably join your forces.)

He has a newsletter!? Why didn't anyone tell me?

All those groups suck. I'd rather be a member of the Artists Alliance (Which I think would be Youtube, Newgrounds, and DeviantArt to my mind). We all basically get magic paint brushes that give us paint and thinner, so we have a never ending arsenal of guns... while we destroy all of yours!

That's... brilliant, actually. New group added!

 

[exessmirror]

i would be in that one neutral faction who spies on everyone and sells intel and weapons to all other factions. my role would ether be espionage or a merc (aka infantry)