War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[Chairman Miaow]

Surely the Brovengers shall emerge victorious. As the Iron Bro, I shall rain destruction upon all enemies of us with my awesomeness!

 

[Asus Quickclaw]

I would probably side with... um... the one that's winning. Cuz that's the smartest thing do :3

 

[Tjebbe]

I think I may also belong to all of them.

So I'll just be standing in the corner of a relatively neutral zone, holding a golden exclamation mark above my head. Please bring me 10 funny images/animes/games/mistakes or status updates.

 

[NightHawk21]

No thanks, I don't associate with anyone of your factions. I personally see myself as a supplier. Need information? Sure y not, on who? Weapons? Not a problem. Need a small regiment of men to go stir up some trouble? How much trouble?

I think I'd recruit some of the smaller groups or people here under my banner and we'd play around with all the other factions doing things that they can't do for prices they'll dearly pay.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Surely the Brovengers shall emerge victorious. As the Iron Bro, I shall rain destruction upon all enemies of us with my awesomeness!

As I've said before, the fight at hand is a bigger threat to our home, the Escapist

Fight this fight first to secure our independence and then we can refight the good fight.

Aaaah, I not a part of any of them. Can I just be a Medic for everyone?

What about the Escapist Army? We always need more volunteers

 

[Delsana]

I'll be on the side of the logistical administrators and monitors supporting corporations.

Oh look, we shut off your internet via contacting your ISP and revealing your heavily illegal child porn collection.

We win.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

All of those sound terrible.

Screw it.

Spoiler: My faction

Now who wants to be my obnoxiously agreeable robot companion?

Can anarchy even have a group? Seems a bit... contradictory.

The Brotherhood of Pony. A neutral quasi-religious missionary group doing its best to keep peace on the internet.

Snippy

There is a group for bronies who want to fight the good fight: the Pwnies!

 

[scorptatious]

I may end up joining the Tear of Aerith army. But I'll serve as a diplomat and negotiate an alliance with the Pwnies.

 

[BadPublicity]

Sign me up for The Media Union, I'm constantly on Faecbook.

 

[Captain Anon]

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job

 

[Captain Anon]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job.

 

[Surpheal]

Freelance assassin, because why the hell not.

All the other factions are really not my type, and why should I have to fight beneath the banner of another force when I can "lend" my assistance to the highest bidder.

 

[itsthesheppy]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

No joining the Pwnies?

Freelance assassin, because why the hell not.

All the other factions are really not my type, and why should I have to fight beneath the banner of another force when I can "lend" my assistance to the highest bidder.

Fine, how much do you want? The Escapist Army has the all goods you would want

 

[itsthesheppy]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

No joining the Pwnies?

Not if they're called that. What am I, fourteen years old? I'm a more dignified Brony. I would join the New Lunar Republic in a second, but the 'pwnies'? Sounds like a destined-for-obscurity everquest guild.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll sit this one out. I didn't see a New Lunar Republic option.

No joining the Pwnies?

Not if they're called that. What am I, fourteen years old? I'm a more dignified Brony. I would join the New Lunar Republic in a second, but the 'pwnies'? Sounds like a destined-for-obscurity everquest guild.

What about the Escapist Army? Always need someone to help do... whatever it is you would do!

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I don't belong to any of those armies and thus I create my own army, an army consisting of those so I'll create another faction of those who just don't like the members of the other factions, and they shall call it The Bro-hood...

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

wait a minute -pulls out wanted poster: "Hawk of Battle Wanted for War Crimes dead or alive:£500,000,000,000" looks at him then looks at poster and then looks at him again and looks at the poster again then puts poster away- well i'm stinking rich -pulls out gun- i love my job.

Aha, You fool!

Did you really think you could take me down so easily? Here, let me reveal to you all of my plans, so you might better comprehend your inevitable defeat.

 

[Emilox The Great]

OH OH! I like this thread already! As someone who has dabbled in most of those things :

Ill be the quite jolly wanderer who stays out of trouble, going with the "if they dont mess with me i wont mess with them" policy regarding all factions, though i will be on edge if i ever run into any bronies.


Captcha : agree to disagree

Huh, what are the odds?

 

[Broady Brio]

I was going to say The Meme Alliance. But one look at the comments on anything on Memebase has put me right off that idea.

I think I'll have to go with The Media Union, seeing as I'm on Facebook. But Reddit users? Can go die.