War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[Hawk of Battle]

Who do you think started the war?

Everything is going according to plan...

 

[ReinWeisserRitter]

Can I just be the one that sits in the corner shaking my head and trying to count the reasons genocide isn't the right solution to the problem? No?

I can live without the internet, then.

 

[Korak the Mad]

I'm part of the Minority Obsessors, I'm great at blending in and I could be a double agent. I'm also incredibly inventive and good at stategy, I'd more likely be an advisor than anything else.

 

[Korak the Mad]

I would become a member of the herd and love and tolerate the shit out of everyone.

I choose this instead.

 

[Lunar Templar]

The Brotherhood of Pony. A neutral quasi-religious missionary group doing its best to keep peace on the internet.

Better than what I could have thought for the bronies

I'd have just gone with "The Lunar Republic" for bronys, since, chances are most bronys will know what your talking about.

 

[Lord Garnaat]

The Brotherhood of Pony. A neutral quasi-religious missionary group doing its best to keep peace on the internet.

Better than what I could have thought for the bronies

Fellow Bronies! The time has come to cast off the shackles of hate and embrace the true power of harmony! Together we shall fly the banners of the Brotherhood of Pony and the Brony Collective! It is the destiny of our cause to spread and assimilate and convert everyone in our path, until all people are united under the light of our friendship!

We are the sworn shields of the true path, we are Equestria's fury! Look upon our works, ye of little faith, and see that only the foolish resist! For resistance is futile!

 

[Wintermoot]

independent/a 4chan based group
none of the main groups really draw me and I assume that the summer users would join the meme alliance

 

[Wintermoot]

The Brotherhood of Pony. A neutral quasi-religious missionary group doing its best to keep peace on the internet.

ignore my previous comment these guys I,m not a brony but overall this seems the most sensible option

 

[loc978]

Freelance merc... but one who refuses to work for the Media Union. Can I pilot a Cybran ACU for this?

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

I would probably be a member of the lolcat coalition forces. I always end up looking at cute cat pictures...

 

[Noswad]

fight, me, no. I'm going stay behind the lines, posibly hang out around gaming's roar and try and make a bit of money out of this. After all war is good for business.

 

[Whateveralot]

The 4chan will destroy all.

I will stay aside this time.

Captcha: be mine.

Alright, I'm with the Captcha faction...

 

[Zorg Machine]

I would make sure that the endless hordes of the media union and the perfectionistic agents of the minority obsession join forces. With their powers combined I will cast a shadow on the meme alliance, cloud their judgements with doubts on whether or not their usage of "le" is a crime worthy of death. Their servers shall burn and the greg's and steve's alike will scream as they are crushed beneath the heels of zuckerbergians, rage comics shall be reduced to gibbering sacks of despair after the onslaught of r/spacedicks.

And when their trampled husks lie broken on the ground the sun will set upon the huddling masses of my enemies and the few wealthy and grammatically correct will bask in our karma and rule the world from continent to homepage.

....I may have gotten a little carried away there.

 

[Eternal Skies]

Hmmm...

I'd be a Double Agent for Tear of Aerith, Infiltrating the... *Ahem*

Well It'd be unprofessional of me just state who I would Infiltrate, would it not?

Or, I'd be that one guy who just heals everybody without caring about Faction or any other stuff like that.

Or both.... Now there's a thought...

(Is there a faction for Type-Moon fans? I may join them if there is.)

 

[Unsilenced]

All of those sound terrible.

Screw it.

Spoiler: My faction

Now who wants to be my obnoxiously agreeable robot companion?

 

[Sigma Castell]

A soldier of the Webcomic Coaltion. None shall withstand out fury.

 

[Trivun]

Tear of Aerith. However, I would probably act as a double agent, infiltrating each and every group and report back to Tear with information, as an expert in espionage. I've always followed that mantra, after all... knowledge is power...

 

[StarsintheBlood]

Is there no TV Tropes faction? That site has claimed so many minds...