War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[GameMaNiAC]

Can I be a sniper for the Escapist?

I'd love picking off Facebook addicts.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Brotherhood of Pony (the neutral faction), if I had to pick a side.
I get the feeling that an all-out war on the internet would take too much effort to take part in, anyway. :/

I feel like the war would end up like the Korean War; stalemate forever!

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

I bow down to NO false king!

You have made many an enemy today, my not-friend!

We shall see what treason you have to speak when your head adorn's a spike outside the Purple Unicorn palace. And then we'll spread mean rumor's like you drop puppy's off plane's with parachutes but they can't pull the cord. mwuhahahahahahahahaha

 

[WolfCross]

Well i was brought up among the people of the jrpg but truth be told their rampant fanboi-ism and petty bickering makes-a-me-sick. Since i've turned my back on them i'll probably merc* until i save up enough euros to settle down at my old gfx/sig making site and make forum tags in peace 'till the end of my days.

*though if it ended up being for the holga using, cross processing, tech dodging hipster photographers on tumblr then ill commit sepukuu rather than further their evil agendas. This I solemnly promise.

 

[srm79]

From Combat Flight Simulator and IL2: 1946 to Falcon 4.0 and LOMAC, I've always been pretty handy at the combat flight genre.

Fear not fellow Escapists, our virtual skies are safe!