War on the Internet, Choose Your Role!

[Gabanuka]

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I'm in the front line of the Pwnies. I'm going to love and tolerate their asses...

Spoiler: WITH FIRE!

So yeah, a front line flamethrower for the Pwnies.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

Why is there no option for porn warrior?
Captcha is lardy-dardy. :l

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

 

[Dominus Nox]

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

*Walks up in long trench coat and face concealing tipped hat with dark sunglasses.* I'll take two bags of Oranges, a punnet of Strawberries and a bag of apples.

 

[exessmirror]

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

just pay me and then we will be alright

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

just pay me and then we will be alright

I bestow upon you the title of Lord of fancy pant's and Master of busting Moves.
See Internet how i Reward those who are loyal to me. How's the Ice cream buddy?

 

[Gabanuka]

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

*Walks up in long trench coat and face concealing tipped hat with dark sunglasses.* I'll take two bags of Oranges, a punnet of Strawberries and a bag of apples.

Spoiler

£40 please; the internet's at war and Granny Smiths are a nightmare to get a hold of

 

[Dominus Nox]

War is hell man, war is hell...

I shall be the Fruit vender!

You all want that shit.

*Walks up in long trench coat and face concealing tipped hat with dark sunglasses.* I'll take two bags of Oranges, a punnet of Strawberries and a bag of apples.

Spoiler

£40 please; the internet's at war and Granny Smiths are a nightmare to get a hold of

War is hell man. War is hell....

 

[EquestrianGeneral]

Brotherhood of Pony (the neutral faction), if I had to pick a side.
I get the feeling that an all-out war on the internet would take too much effort to take part in, anyway. :/

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Brotherhood of Pony (the neutral faction), if I had to pick a side.
I get the feeling that an all-out war on the internet would take too much effort to take part in, anyway. :/

I feel like the war would end up like the Korean War; stalemate forever!

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

I bow down to NO false king!

You have made many an enemy today, my not-friend!

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Can I be a sniper for the Escapist?

I'd love picking off Facebook addicts.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Brotherhood of Pony (the neutral faction), if I had to pick a side.
I get the feeling that an all-out war on the internet would take too much effort to take part in, anyway. :/

I feel like the war would end up like the Korean War; stalemate forever!

I'm too good for all of these group's. In fact I declare myself king of the internet. Bow down to me filthy commoner's and behold my fancy hat. It has tassels peasant's. While you are all warring I will amass an army of deadly lazer firing Alsatians to destroy the rebel scum. Join me now for free Ice Cream. Resist and die. Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, The Internet is MIIIIIIINE

I bow down to NO false king!

You have made many an enemy today, my not-friend!

We shall see what treason you have to speak when your head adorn's a spike outside the Purple Unicorn palace. And then we'll spread mean rumor's like you drop puppy's off plane's with parachutes but they can't pull the cord. mwuhahahahahahahahaha

 

[WolfCross]

Well i was brought up among the people of the jrpg but truth be told their rampant fanboi-ism and petty bickering makes-a-me-sick. Since i've turned my back on them i'll probably merc* until i save up enough euros to settle down at my old gfx/sig making site and make forum tags in peace 'till the end of my days.

*though if it ended up being for the holga using, cross processing, tech dodging hipster photographers on tumblr then ill commit sepukuu rather than further their evil agendas. This I solemnly promise.

 

[srm79]

From Combat Flight Simulator and IL2: 1946 to Falcon 4.0 and LOMAC, I've always been pretty handy at the combat flight genre.

Fear not fellow Escapists, our virtual skies are safe!