Watchmen (film)

[Broken Orange]

I have heard a lot of my classmates diss this movie for the blue wang.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I saw this twice. It was only slightly less painful the second time because my girlfriend was present..

Why did Synder feel the need to pander to an audience only interested in tits and gore?
What happened to Rorschach's revelation scene?Why did the Archie pack a mini-gun?
Why the agonizingly long sex scene?Was there any advantage to leaving Captain Metropolis out of the Crimebusters flashback?
Am I a nitpicking prick?Probably..=/