We Are Our Avatars IV (Uh, closed for real now)

[Demonjazz]

"Are you there is no evil people here for me to kill" He said while drinking down a soda pop

 

[FPSfanatic]

The sheriff shrugged. "Oh sure, there are the typical ne'er do wells of the general populace, but its not that big of a deal. Doesn't need what amounts to special forces."

 

[Demonjazz]

"Why did we come here again and why haven't we broke into somewhere killed all of the evil people and than steal their goods"

 

[DotSlash]

Rex felt a little uneasy as the Sheriff strides in. "Well, feel free to call on me, if you need the help." He gives Lyra a kind smile.

 

[FPSfanatic]

Lyra nodded shyly, before picking up Raichu and placing him beside her, before standing up. "thanks for the offer Rex, it'd be nice to have other allies to call on. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to check on the team." She then went into the bridge, closing the door behind her.

The sheriffs robot eye rotated between a green and red, making whirring noises each color change. "You're about 3 years too late if you want to break into evil people's hideouts. Team rocket had quite a few, back then."

 

[Demonjazz]

"Well than how about we have a feast. You got any ale around here. Now we will need your finest beef you got here along with some chicken creature and fish. Perhaps we get some chef along with an herb monster"

 

[Outisakanobody]

OOC: I'm back by the way.

 

[FPSfanatic]

OoC: @Outis oh hey. You aren't going to leave the moment we acknowledge you right? Jking, we're all sitting around right now if you want to join in.

 

[Outisakanobody]

OOC: No thanks, but I'm glad you all are having just a little fun.

 

[FPSfanatic]

Sheriff stared at Cohen. "Meat's not exactly popular around here. You'd have to head to a place where the animal isn't as smart as you are to find a feast like what you want."

OoC: K then. Thanks for opening this up.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Well these animals can't be as smart as me. They only say one thing and I've killed half of them. But do you have any ale"

 

[DotSlash]

Rex suddenly blanks out and falls asleep.
Raichu quickly jumps to him and drags him into his dorm.

OoC: Sorry, I've got a few projects to work on, so I'm done for now. Have fun!

 

[FPSfanatic]

Monty sticks his head in and clucks his tongue in disappointment. "Lyra ignoring the guests as usual huh? I'll go grab some drinks... He then heads out to the storage room.

Ooc: Okay, back

 

[Demonjazz]

Cohen waited patiently for the drinks. He was really hoping that it wasn't like the taverns in Ankh-Morpork. That stuff was half river water. And that water was also the sewage

 

[FPSfanatic]

Morty walked back in, carrying some of their house port. "Drink this carefully now, if you aren't careful it'll burn a hole in your stomach. Our member Xena has a taste for it, but I don't think its safe to drink in large quantities."

 

[Demonjazz]

"I went through the dungeon dimensions and back and didn't die. I think I can handle my drink" He said taking a small drink from it first in case the stuff had anything in it

 

[FPSfanatic]

The drink would leave a burning sensation that numbs the tongue, and any cuts in Cohen's mouth will begin smarting rather badly.

 

[Demonjazz]

"Did you put acid in this or is this poison really fast acting. Because drinks aren't supposed to burn where I come from"

 

[FPSfanatic]

"Blame Xena. That drink is about 70% alcohol. It'll knock you on your ass faster then you can count the sips. Don't drink too much though, or your liver'll explode."

 

[Demonjazz]

"You got actual ale and mead instead of what is almost rubbing alcohol"