We Are Our Avatars IV (Uh, closed for real now)
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"Don't know what dwarves you've met buddy, but I've met quite a few in middle management. Hell, had to slot one that worked middle management. Now let me tell you, that was a story. You know dwarfs, on average, will just splatter apart at 60 kilos of explosives? Crazy to watch. They hold up fine at 50, get a little goopy at 55, and just spew everywhere at 60." Monty begins fiddling with the explosives devices on his waist.
"What can I say, when you industrialize, some guys get put in charge of the industry. They don't have to work everyday, they think 'hey, my life doesn't depend on my muscle strength' and they just get fat. Not exactly a healthy reaction, but a normal one."
"I think with catsup usually, but they seem to prefer beef and goat. I can't blame them either, hamburgers are delicious."
"Oh, you meant ketchup? I meant Catsup. It's a little spicier." he reaches into his belt and pulls out a bottle labeled catsup. "This baby is delicious!"
"Fine. Just remember, you could have tasted some delicious catsup."
he then returns the catsup to his belt and sits, thinking about some of his favorite architectural wonders.
he then returns the catsup to his belt and sits, thinking about some of his favorite architectural wonders.
Rincewind noticed that he was getting rather hungry "Hey do you guys have any potatoes. And butter and some salt and cheese and sour cream" He said listing off things. Being stranded on a tropical island changed his taste quite a bit
"But catsup makes everything better, especially potatoes!" Lyra's voice calls out from the bridge. "Monty, stop pushing your damn catsup on other people. It's alright, but its not that special."