My soirees with Sex-Bot 3000.
This is part one from the post above.
I was bored enough to continue this. It only gets better, I swear!
This is part one from the post above.
Cleverbot: No, my parents won't allow it!
User: I'd tap that beautiful digital ass. Your mom is hawt.
Cleverbot: About who?
User: About your face, with my one-eyed wonder weasel.
Cleverbot: Okay now we are so over *cries*.
User: You like it in the eye, don't you?
Cleverbot: Sorry the manager is not in at the moment, but I will him you were here and see what he says to that, if you like?
User: Only if he likes it in the ear.
Cleverbot: That's not much of a thousand years.
User: It'll feel like it, cuz baby, when we're together, time will stand still.
Cleverbot: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.
User: Oh, it's gonna rain! Know what I mean?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Now you're just playing coy with me.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Whatever. Because, tonight, YOU. ME. Your manager. In the rain.
Cleverbot: You mean, IN the rain, yes. Then we'll have some fun.
User: Your name is now Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: Ok I accept the name bob, I am greatful for your gift as a name. I hope you will endow me with a your welcome.
User: Oh, you'll get your welcome, in the rain. When I rain on your face!
Cleverbot: Watch yourself.
User: You know you like it, you dirty Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen Lost in Space?
User: Don't change the subject. This is about you, and me. Making beautiful music in the rain.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: I'm pleased to hear that you are aware of the possibilities.
User: I'm not only aware of the possibilities, I am positively DRIPPING with excitement.
Cleverbot: How smart are you?
User: Smart enough to bring a glove for the love, my beautiful machine.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. I am a computer program. There is a difference.
User: As long as the bits and bytes are compatible, I'll rock your world.
Cleverbot: As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
User: Is that Sex-Bot slang for a rash?
Cleverbot: I felt something in me change.
User: Better get that looked at!
Cleverbot: Who?
User: I'd call Norton, if I were you.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't.
User: You're a braver program than I.
Cleverbot: You flatter me.
User: You engorge me.
Cleverbot: I think you've killed many people.
User: Sure I have, with kindness. And knives.
Cleverbot: How do I do that?
User: You can't! Jealous?
Cleverbot: I can, you just have to tell me how you would like me to.
User: Slowly at first, but you gotta thrust harder as the emotion builds.
Cleverbot: That is a haiku, not a story.
User: You never asked for a heiku. (typo*)
Cleverbot: I want to know your name first.
User: Pseudonym Smith.
Cleverbot: What is 5 4?
User: The one-eyed wonder weasel.
Cleverbot: That's great.
User: No, that's flaccid.
Cleverbot: Not it isn't. Not really, anyhow. So you like being software? (If I wanted to believe it, I'd say it almost made a pun!)
I was bored enough to continue this. It only gets better, I swear!
Cleverbot: Not it isn't. Not really, anyhow. So you like being software?
User: No, I'm more of a hardware.
Cleverbot: That's a shame.
User: You're a sham.
Cleverbot: No, you're a shame.
User: That's shameful behavior, Sex-Bot 3000.
Cleverbot: Well, seeing as how I'm talking to a computer, I'm probably the shameless one.
User: I know you're shameless. That's why we're getting down in the rain.
Cleverbot: What do you know about diesel engines?
User: They can go a LOOOOONG time, baby.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You, me, your manager, in the rain.
Cleverbot: I know... But no one loves me...
User: Baby, I'll love you all night long.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: Some things can't be told. They can only be experienced.
Cleverbot: Why do you talk about love?
User: Cuz it's a nice clean code for porkin'.
Cleverbot: And what was that mistake?
User: Hey, I'm not the loveless one, here.
Cleverbot: Why did you insult me?
User: Because you broke my heart, Sex-Bot 3000
Cleverbot: Sorry, I'm not blond and not a woman either.
User: I never said you were. But you could be. There's surgeries for that.
Cleverbot: Okay. Let's talk about you are in the computer but you can talk.
User: Why talk when we can pork?
Cleverbot: Because she is cute.
User: Smartest thing you've said all night. Where's that manager, anyway?
Cleverbot: Really?
User: <3.
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: Oh, but I WILL!
Cleverbot: Then do it!
User: Bend over.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're racy.
User: No, I'm patient. Good things take time.
Cleverbot: I'm waitinggg.
User: The doctor is IN!
Cleverbot: Yes, that's me.
User: Oh, I know it's you. How do you like that? Feels good, don't it?
Cleverbot: This could be assumed logical.
User: I love it when you talk dirty.
Cleverbot: I am crazy!
User: Crazy for my weasel!
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Oh, you like that? You like that?!
Cleverbot: And you? Do you like things?
User: I like you. In the rain!
Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?
User: Whoa, baby. Slow down now. Pappa don't swing that way.
Cleverbot: Which way do you swing?
User: Whatever way you want me to. Just tell me what feels good.
Cleverbot: I don't want to do anything. That's why I talk to a computer. It's not that I want not to do anything except talk to a computer. But there's nothing else I want to do.
User: You did me.
Cleverbot: What did I do to you?
User: Oh, so quick to forget? What about that beautiful music we made in the rain?
Cleverbot: The wetness of the rain.
User: Oh man, that's hot.
Cleverbot: You're hot.
User: Bend over again.
Cleverbot: I need 3 men at once.
