Weaponize Your Offspring in Conception: Please Deliver My Child

[Rakor]

That........what.......but then.........but if.........who.......

Japan...

we salute thee.

 

[Paragon Fury]

I.....I......I....what?

 

[WanderingFool]

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???

!?!?!?!?

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I'm, um, damn.

Silly Japanese men, boobies don't move that way!

-Sorry folks, it's all I got-

Hey, It more than what I was able to get out...

 

[Suicidejim]

I'd play that. Hell, something that bizarre deserves to be played.

 

[PH3NOmenon]

Does anyone else feel that *have* to play this, simply because it'd be unlike anything they've ever done before, ever?

too bad I can't read or understand the language, or I'd be all over it.

 

[Kaiser6012]

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Yeah, this isn't even unique. Sounds like a cross between Princess Maker [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Maker] and something I don't even wanna contemplate. Looks vaguely intriguing, but I'm not convinced that whatever story that gets produced will be worth the time.

 

[-Dragmire-]

Oh man, I could barely finish reading the article I was laughing so hard!

Spoiler: Could've been weirder though, imagine if you had to shoot sperm at a target to make the women ovulate.

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... Out of curiosity, do people tell you about these things or do you search it up yourself?

Just thinking it's an odd thing to search for.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Ill take 12.......anyone.


Wait, did he impregnate his Cousin? Japan you and your incest.

At least the his kid's are kid's so he wont try to f**k them, people will have to wait for the Doujin for that.

 

[twm1709]

Japan's low natality rate problems seem to be more influential in fiction lately

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I...
Uh...
Okay? It's a... It's a thing.
So, kids with superpowers.

 

[ninjapenguin1414]

Hell, I'd play it, the chances of it getting localized seem pretty unlikely though. Maybe Atlus or NIS america could localize it, or just translate the text but leave japanese voice actors like in Record Of Agherest War. I could just imagine the excuses you'd have to make if someone in your family found it lmao.

 

[Zen Toombs]

Normal response would be to post

But it's Japan, so I don't even....

 

[robert022614]

I want to play it! Sounds....ummmmm...different at least.

 

[Chefodeath]

I don't think this is all that original. I mean, it still boils down to "go on a quest to get the 12 magical things to defeat the big evil thing."

Just so happens to be that the 12 magical things are bastard children.

 

[crhoades]

I would find this offensive but I find it rather funny.

 

[blizzaradragon]

This is just one of those games that are so weird that you HAVE to play it, not so much because the story or gameplay is good but just so you can say you played it.

Although the video did make it look like it could be fun...

 

[springheeljack]

Sounds like a perfectly legitimate military tactic yush nothing weird about that at all no sir
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way to go Japan way to go

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I support this game and all it's moral implications.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Weaponize Your Offspring in Conception: Please Deliver My Child

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The upcoming release of Conception: Please Deliver My Child means I can never accuse JRPGs of being formulaic ever again.

You start the game as your average (and by average, I mean "absurdly skinny and attractive) recently-graduated high schooler. Shortly after your cousin comes to you and reveals that she's pregnant, you're whisked away to a distant, magical land and promptly tasked with saving it from an impending monster invasion.

To do this, you have to find the twelve star maidens, seduce and impregnate them, then use your ill-gotten, bastard children to fight monsters.

Oh yes. Each sproglet comes with her (they all appear to be female) own unique abilities, and you can take all twelve of them into battle at once. Nothing says "responsible parenting" like having your offspring hurl themselves at dangerous monsters in adorable waves.

The game itself appears to be an odd mashup of dating sim and dungeon crawler, a combination that worked very well for the later Persona titles. Conception: Please Deliver My Child will be released on the PSP on April 26th in Japan. No word on anything even resembling a western release as of yet.




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I'd probably play it, just cause its that out there

 

[gigastar]

This is defintely going to end up on the Refuge in Audacity [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity] page...

And for those still going "What the shit?" or something along those lines, welcome to the world of Japanese gaming.