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Aur0ra145

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Jets with Napalm. I know it's not politically correct, but I want to grease some baddies.
 

ShankHA32

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I think the invisible gun would be a good idea in single player if you implicated it like this. You could stick it around corners where the enemies abviously could not see it, and then fire and it would fire bullets at anyone within its 180 degree arc, it would be cool :D?
 

Guitar Gamer

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how bout a gun................................................
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that shoots spite
 

Kimberland

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The george lucas gun, when fired a small figure that resembles george lucas latches to the target aand starts to suck all of the life force out of it. (as well as the subjects money)
 

ajb924

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I have yet to play a game with a lazer cannon!!! I want a lazer cannon! Other then that i guess it would have to be a musket, how fun would it be running around the warzone where everyone has automatic weapons and u got a frickin musket?
 

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I just want a gun that makes black holes appear wherever you shoot it and disappear right after your target (and only the target) is sucked in.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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ajb924 said:
I have yet to play a game with a lazer cannon!!! I want a lazer cannon! Other then that i guess it would have to be a musket, how fun would it be running around the warzone where everyone has automatic weapons and u got a frickin musket?
Um....

Halo 3 for one.

There's way more but I can only name that as one I know for sure.

There's probably one in Unreal Tournament
 

soaringbiscuit

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How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.
Lols - Imagine the fun with that on bad guys - "Get hi...*poof*..m! wait, since when is there a camel in the base?"

Or even in multiplayer - just about to capture the flag *poof* minefield.


I want a gun the fires shoes. just so then when you get killed by it you can shout "oh come on, Who throws a shoe" or make comparisons with GW bush too. Just imagine getting a shoe in the face from long range. Lols.
Like a shoe sniper! But it would have to be like a high heel to be sleek enough to fly that far. Or like a shotgun that fires many tiny shoes. Or a Boot rocket launcher. The fun goes on and on!
The Shoezooka, The Shoegun, The Shnoper, The fun really just goes on & on!
How about the "Shoezi". Lmao
 

WhyteBoy

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Think Gears of War, take the Hammer of Dawn satellite weapon, but insted of a giant lazer beam from the sky, its a beam of chainsaws.
 

Martenzo

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Two things I'd really love to see. First, a chainsaw axe. Second, a full-auto grenade launcher with a clip larger than 10 rounds.

Both exist in tabletop WH40k, but no WH40k computer game has gotten the second quite right. Friggin THQ has completely messed up the Bolter in both Dawn of War and Space Marine
 

Insanum

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soaringbiscuit said:
Insanum said:
soaringbiscuit said:
Insanum said:
soaringbiscuit said:
How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.
Lols - Imagine the fun with that on bad guys - "Get hi...*poof*..m! wait, since when is there a camel in the base?"

Or even in multiplayer - just about to capture the flag *poof* minefield.


I want a gun the fires shoes. just so then when you get killed by it you can shout "oh come on, Who throws a shoe" or make comparisons with GW bush too. Just imagine getting a shoe in the face from long range. Lols.
Like a shoe sniper! But it would have to be like a high heel to be sleek enough to fly that far. Or like a shotgun that fires many tiny shoes. Or a Boot rocket launcher. The fun goes on and on!
The Shoezooka, The Shoegun, The Shnoper, The fun really just goes on & on!
How about the "Shoezi". Lmao
Shoeriken? (as in ninja throwing shoe)
 

soaringbiscuit

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Insanum said:
soaringbiscuit said:
Insanum said:
soaringbiscuit said:
Insanum said:
soaringbiscuit said:
How about a Teleportation gun? Not in Portal's sense, like a gun where you target an enemy, and then fire where you want him to go. Akin to the Gravity Gun, but can move people long distances.
Lols - Imagine the fun with that on bad guys - "Get hi...*poof*..m! wait, since when is there a camel in the base?"

Or even in multiplayer - just about to capture the flag *poof* minefield.


I want a gun the fires shoes. just so then when you get killed by it you can shout "oh come on, Who throws a shoe" or make comparisons with GW bush too. Just imagine getting a shoe in the face from long range. Lols.
Like a shoe sniper! But it would have to be like a high heel to be sleek enough to fly that far. Or like a shotgun that fires many tiny shoes. Or a Boot rocket launcher. The fun goes on and on!
The Shoezooka, The Shoegun, The Shnoper, The fun really just goes on & on!
How about the "Shoezi". Lmao
Shoeriken? (as in ninja throwing shoe)
Shoerikens are only used by the Shoemarai of Feudal Japan.
 

Insanum

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soaringbiscuit said:
Insanum said:
-Snip - Guns that fire shoes.
The Shoezooka, The Shoegun, The Shnoper, The fun really just goes on & on!
How about the "Shoezi". Lmao
Shoeriken? (as in ninja throwing shoe)[/quote]

Shoerikens are only used by the Shoemarai of Feudal Japan.[/quote]

Dont forget those pesky nazis - Zeig Heel!
 

Supernova2000

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Warp gun.

You can create a field of extreme gravity, or maybe a miniature blackhole where you shoot, that would suck in everything - bonus points if the environment is destructible - and secondary fire would release all it's sucked in at a different location.

Would be a bit like Portal gun in Portal, but better =p
Sounds like the Gravity Vortex gun from the Chaos mod for Unreal Tournament 2004