Weapons that should exist in games but don't
- Thread starter TheLastCylon
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Unless someone has ninja'd me, try playing postal.goatzilla8463 said:
Cat + shotgun = awesome.
a gun that shoots yappy poodles that chase you around and nip at your ankles. And it pisses on you if you shoot it.
a gun that fires playing cards, that are razor sharp, that split into more playing cards, that explode after entering the wall/flesh/dog in misfire.
I call it...The Dealer...
I call it...The Dealer...
A crossbow which fires croquet mallets and thermos flasks full of tea.
A gun firing airbursting incendiary rounds.
The typewriter launcher. Simply for the noise it would make when it hit someone. WHAM *ding*.
A whaling rifle/harpoon gun.
A chainsaw misfire where one of the fuel lines breaks and you have a blazing chainsaw for a few wonderful moments before it sets fire to you hands and clothes.
A shoulder-mounted catapault. Like a stone-aged rocket launcher.
A gun firing airbursting incendiary rounds.
The typewriter launcher. Simply for the noise it would make when it hit someone. WHAM *ding*.
A whaling rifle/harpoon gun.
A chainsaw misfire where one of the fuel lines breaks and you have a blazing chainsaw for a few wonderful moments before it sets fire to you hands and clothes.
A shoulder-mounted catapault. Like a stone-aged rocket launcher.
The Power of Love as a means to quell conflicts, to shape growing minds (and bodies) in the player character's image and to guide the thought processes of others without the need for violent coersion. If one could stop a rampaging fiend in a game with a hug rather than a rocket launcher, that would make players feel a kind of power that most of them can never have in reality no matter how tough they are. Breaking Hearts>Breaking Boards and Bricks.
That or Biological Weapons. It's how the West was won!
That or Biological Weapons. It's how the West was won!
I thought of a good one (though please let me know if its been done, probably has)
A grenade that allows you to trade area damage for intensity by means of a sliding scale.
By way of example, at one end of the spectrum it could have a tiny blast radius, say 1 metre, but be able to bust through walls. Or at the other end expand the blast area to 10m, but it does relatively little damage, say just to unarmoured targets.
By holding down a button the player would decide how wide the radius is, and the according power.
A grenade that allows you to trade area damage for intensity by means of a sliding scale.
By way of example, at one end of the spectrum it could have a tiny blast radius, say 1 metre, but be able to bust through walls. Or at the other end expand the blast area to 10m, but it does relatively little damage, say just to unarmoured targets.
By holding down a button the player would decide how wide the radius is, and the according power.
A device that creates tiny black halls in floors or walls that suck in all enemies and then after some time spit them out again in a deformed, torn apart mess.
I have the one gun to rule them all, the one gun that would bring everything to its knees a gun soo deadly that it would end wars !! thats right my fellow comrades a gun that fires clones of yahtzee himself ! that would let no man stand before the might of its aswomeness !!
(I may have had too much sugar while writing this but hey what the hell)
(I may have had too much sugar while writing this but hey what the hell)
