Weird impulses and you.

[Denamic]

When I were about to shave after my shower, I somehow decided to only shave half of my beard.
So now I sit here with one side of my face smooth and the other all fluffy.
I'm still wondering what went through my head at the time I decided this was a good idea.
I also once decided to, for no reason, walk into a ladies' underwear store and buy a single pair of pink panties while looking all serious.
I think I made the cashier a bit uncomfortable, because she didn't say a word.

So what kind of weird shit have you pulled off?

 

[Jack_Uzi]

When I make thea or coffee, I first feel if the water is cold before I pour it into the machine. Pretty strange, I know, but I can't seem to help it. Santa made me do it!!

 

[AvsJoe]

"WE'RE GOING STREAKING!"

Yeah, none of my impulses beats that one time I doffed my clothes and ran into traffic. I was sober.

 

[Gabanuka]

Buying Two worlds. I don't know what came over me!

 

[Jonluw]

When I make thea or coffee, I first feel if the water is cold before I pour it into the machine. Pretty strange, I know, but I can't seem to help it. Santa made me do it!!

Isn't that a clever thing to do? Hot water from the spring can contain damaging copper-ions and bacteria, and should not be drank.

On topic: Ehh... In school, instead of walking around desks, I used to have a tendency to walk over them.
I used to be very prone to all kinds of weird impulses, but not anymore; at least not to the same degree.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

When I were about to shave after my shower, I somehow decided to only shave half of my beard.
So now I sit here with one side of my face smooth and the other all fluffy.
I'm still wondering what went through my head at the time I decided this was a good idea.
I also once decided to, for no reason, walk into a ladies' underwear store and buy a single pair of pink panties while looking all serious.
I think I made the cashier a bit uncomfortable, because she didn't say a word.

So what kind of weird shit have you pulled off?

I once watched a movie on new grounds called half beard then read the exact same story on the escapist. Huh.

Me and a friend screamed this is sparta in the middle of a very busy street.

 

[Quaxar]

Half beard!

I do so much weird shit I can't even remember... just yesterday I had a 10 minute conversation with my cat if that counts.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Meh, the usual. Grabbing an office chair and racing through the corridors during classes. I usually don't do weird shit, but sometimes the mood strikes me and I just have to make weird noises or something.

 

[Jack_Uzi]

When I make thea or coffee, I first feel if the water is cold before I pour it into the machine. Pretty strange, I know, but I can't seem to help it. Santa made me do it!!

Isn't that a clever thing to do? Hot water from the spring can contain damaging copper-ions and bacteria, and should not be drank.

On topic: Ehh... In school, instead of walking around desks, I used to have a tendency to walk over them.
I used to be very prone to all kinds of weird impulses, but not anymore; at least not to the same degree.

Could be. But then again, the water gets boiled so the bacteria shouldn't be the problem anymore.

 

[miscelaneous]

When I were about to shave after my shower, I somehow decided to only shave half of my beard.
So now I sit here with one side of my face smooth and the other all fluffy.
I'm still wondering what went through my head at the time I decided this was a good idea.
I also once decided to, for no reason, walk into a ladies' underwear store and buy a single pair of pink panties while looking all serious.
I think I made the cashier a bit uncomfortable, because she didn't say a word.

So what kind of weird shit have you pulled off?

I've done something similar to the first thing you listed. I shaved only one of my legs.
I also played that game in which you h ave to say penis louder than the last in person during a test.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Whenever I see a long table or bench that I need to get around, I usually slide over it the way you do in Splinter Cell: Conviction to get into cover.

 

[Marter]

Whenever someone pronounces the word "have" like the word "half", I always feel the need to correct them.

 

[JanatUrlich]

I just like to touch people.

And it's strange but every time my best friend and I go to the toilet together, we compare pube growth. We did it just last night! It's just something we've got to do now. Toilet trips feel weird without it D=

 

[Soxafloppin]

The other day i ate peanut butter, with no sammich.

I thought this was pretty odd.

 

[Rasputin1]

Spoiler

This pretty much accuratley explains my weird impulse.

 

[Jonluw]

When I make thea or coffee, I first feel if the water is cold before I pour it into the machine. Pretty strange, I know, but I can't seem to help it. Santa made me do it!!

Isn't that a clever thing to do? Hot water from the spring can contain damaging copper-ions and bacteria, and should not be drank.

On topic: Ehh... In school, instead of walking around desks, I used to have a tendency to walk over them.
I used to be very prone to all kinds of weird impulses, but not anymore; at least not to the same degree.

Could be. But then again, the water gets boiled so the bacteria shouldn't be the problem anymore.

Yes, but the heavy metal ions are unorganic and go "we don't care if you boil us, we'll ruin your body anyways" (Okay, I don't really know how dangerous they are, but I've been told it's not good for you.)

 

[DSK-]

Meh, the usual. Grabbing an office chair and racing through the corridors during classes. I usually don't do weird shit, but sometimes the mood strikes me and I just have to make weird noises or something.

You sound like my kindred spirit sir!

OT: The only thing I can think of is jogging multiple times to work in a sea fisherman's bright yellow storm suit. I did it because "I stop jogging for no man, type or weather or god" or something like that

Something like this:

Spoiler

On a different note, I keep randomly saying "I've got balls of steel" in a duke nukem-like manner.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Once sat on a hotel elevator, facing into the corner and singing the Super Mario Theme Tune while a friend of mine tried to pass himself off as a Bellhop in a makeshift costume.

 

[Red Right Hand]

I suddenly get the impulse to jump out in front of fast moving traffic. I hope this passes becuase it's getting harder and harder to resist everyday.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I get urges to stab people.

I pretend I have wolverine claws and run around slashing things.

I watched a calculator to see how long it took to turn off on it's own, 5 minutes.

I count the words on all of my bug tests.

And I say random things.

EDIT: 1900, yay!