Weird impulses and you.

[Denamic]

I just remembered about the time I annoyed some cops.
I saw a couple of cops standing around, probably on their break.
When they looked my way I suddenly had the impulse to hide.
Needless to say, I acted upon the impulse.
They didn't react the first time I did it, so I did it again.

I was brought in for some questioning and a boring lecture about conduct, but it was worth it.
Why? I dunno, it just was.

 

[Dapsen]

God, I wanna do everything that's been said in this thread!

OT: I haven't had many major ones, and bowed to even less of them. All I have is a few dry humping sessions, weird noises, walking weirdly, wearing a monocle to school, dirty dancing with mates, climbing random stuff and conquering it, etc.

 

[Denamic]

climbing random stuff and conquering it, etc.

Reminds me of when I climbed a tree in town and yelled "FOR SCIENCE!"

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Climbing on the school roof, crosdressing for an anime/games expo... some other stuff I can't quite remember right now. Good times.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

I just like to touch people.

And it's strange but every time my best friend and I go to the toilet together, we compare pube growth. We did it just last night! It's just something we've got to do now. Toilet trips feel weird without it D=

wait, what?

anywho, I'm pseudo insane, so I have this odd tendency to burst into random acts of craziness sometimes.

and I sometimes speak too fast for even me to understand.

 

[KiruTheMant]

I once was in class,and grabbed the nearest persons pencil. I then licked it,and handed it back.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

putting the shower to max cold and blasting it on my naked body, bad idea but I felt it would be okay at the time.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I constantly feel the need to argue for no reason other than the fact that it amuses me in a way I don't want to understand.Also on impulse I bought a top hat,sang a satanic song in church,and on occasion break out into song and dance.

 

[Dapsen]

climbing random stuff and conquering it, etc.

Reminds me of when I climbed a tree in town and yelled "FOR SCIENCE!"

Awesome My last conquering was yesterday, when I took a playground

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Whenever talking to El Poncho, and ONLY El Poncho, I feel the urge to say your mum all the time.

Also i go on 4chan and find the weirdest pictures ever, and link them, even though I KNOW nobody will look at them!

 

[Emilox The Great]

i sometimes discuss things with myself. i always lose the discussion.

 

[El Poncho]

Whenever talking to El Poncho, and ONLY El Poncho, I feel the urge to say your mum all the time.

Also i go on 4chan and find the weirdest pictures ever, and link them, even though I KNOW nobody will look at them!

You also have an impulse to cut off skype conversations!

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Whenever talking to El Poncho, and ONLY El Poncho, I feel the urge to say your mum all the time.

Also i go on 4chan and find the weirdest pictures ever, and link them, even though I KNOW nobody will look at them!

You also have an impulse to cut off skype conversations!

I go on les differents conversations!

 

[El Poncho]

Whenever talking to El Poncho, and ONLY El Poncho, I feel the urge to say your mum all the time.

Also i go on 4chan and find the weirdest pictures ever, and link them, even though I KNOW nobody will look at them!

You also have an impulse to cut off skype conversations!

I go on les differents conversations!

ARE WE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THAT IT! /CRY

 

[Your Nightmare]

If eating peas, I just have an urge to throw it in the face of whoever is opposite me ;D

 

[Verex]

Whenever my English teacher speaks I have the weird impulse to flip over the table and walk out of class.

 

[Shockolate]

I smashed my brother bong because I was feeling impulsive.

Got the shit kicked out of me.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Im really good at that thing where you stab inbetween your fingers with a knife. So what I do is when some one is watching me do it, I slam the knife on the table really hard and scream AHHHH! at them. It makes them crap them selves.

Also when people are talking I like to poke them in the cheek.

Another one I do is walking through doors with out turning the handle, just SLAM! strait through.

I sometimes randomly have "Flashbacks from 'Nam" and start running round like im holding a gun shouting "GET DOWN! THERES CHARLIES IN THE TREES!"

 

[nick n stuff]

if i turn 360 either way i must rotate the other way to counter it out. this also applies for video games too.

also, if i stub my toe i must stub it another 3 times in order to make a rounded 4...don't ask

that's all though

 

[child of lileth]

I once bought Marvel Nemesis... sober. Still not sure what caused an impulse like that.