Weird things about you

[Neonbob]

On cinderblock/brick walls, and any square-based pattern floor, I follow the horizontal and vertical lines for as many paths as I can find.
I had a mutant tooth that was a canine and molar squashed together.
I only have 3 front teeth on my bottom jaw.
I broke my pinky in a fight with my little brother when I hit him in the head.
I really hate it when I'm stuck behind people who are happy to walk as if they have all the time in the world.
I can spend a good ten minutes cussing out another driver on the road for a mistake that they made right in front of me.
I...HATE...Disney. This really sucks for me, because my girlfriend is an avid Disney fan. I have seen waaaaay too many of the retarded shows on that damned channel over at her place.
The kind of things I think up on a whim are either really boring or easily interpreted as the ramblings of a madman.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I don't like people...







WHAT?!

 

[Fairee]

Hypothesis: Everyone here is fucking nuts.

Two words: well, duh!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Here's some uninteresting facts about an uninteresting person:

-I cannot stand to hear, see, or be in the proximity of people eating/chewing gum. It literally drives me up a wall, to the point where I contemplate throwing cutlery. I've no fucking idea why this is.

-All repetitive noises drive me INSANE once I'm aware of them (i.e. crickets, people picking at their nails, and so on). I wish I had the ability to just shut off my hearing.

-Like OP, I like to pretend that I have a cutting laser when I'm the passenger in a car.

-I have a bad habit of wringing my hands like a scheming villain.

-Air conditioning has a narcotic effect on me.

-Remember that ambient noise from the first Killzone? All that distant artillery and those gunshot reports? I sleep better to that than I do to either music or silence.

 

[Daezd]

Things That Irk Daezd!
-Microwave thing, mentioned above.
-Slow walkers and close talkers. (Hah, rhyming)
-People who are clearly not wanted around, yet they decide to stick around anyway! Most often under the "close talker" category.
-People who become too attached to fictional characters in network television shows. Come on, they aren't even likable!
-When people cannot see obvious (to me anyway) plot twists, or peopleaccept the most random, and obviously flawed, MacGuffins or deus ex machinas. (Also, I'm not entirely sure how solid my grammar was in the past sentence, been a long day :S)
Weird Things About Me!
-My mind is constantly racing.
-I seem to dream a lot about losing all of my teeth.
-I absolutely hate anything that becomes too popular among my peers. Doesn't matter if I liked it before, now I despise "it."
-I sometimes image that I've got a massive sawblade coming out of my car, wrapping around the entire world, and coming back to the other side of the car that either cuts off people's ankles, hips, or necks. Just imagine a reeeeeaaallly long coping saw.
-I love reading and writing yet I seem to always end up disappointed at what I most recently read or wrote.

 

[lacktheknack]

I have Tourette's Syndrome, which does NOT mean I swear constantly. That's rare.

What it DOES mean is that I have a very unhealthy obsession with even numbers and blinking...

 

[Grayjack]

I absolutely hate it when somebody moves the chair in the middle of my room. Also when there is left over time on the microwave.

 

[1ronJ4m]

Weird things...
-I'm short and yet weigh a lot even though im not fat at all
-I like GTA IV
-I like instrumental music (when, like it's not played by a rock band, but some instrumental band)
-I like mineral water
-I have long hair and I'm not gay. And noone dared asking if I am yet.

 

[Steve Dark]

I really dislike Cars.
They're noisy, ugly, ruin the aesthetics of most places and they're FREAKING EVERYWHERE.
Everywhere would be much prettier if there were no cars, I think there should be a law where people HAVE to keep their cars in their garages.

Strangely enough, I still enjoy Top Gear.
Also I can't be killed. Weird huh?

 

[Fairee]

Hypothesis: Everyone here is fucking nuts.

Two words: well, duh!

I'll take that as "Motion seconded."
Now we need a third...

EDIT: Unless you have a split personality that would like to vote?

Oh yes. The Blonde agrees. She'll vote.

 

[the protaginist]

I have a voice in my head that speaks Spanish.

I frequently fantasize about how I would murder people. Just today, I realized that you could rent a house near an airport to hide gunshots.

When I'm not paying attention, I feel like i'm turning upside down.

And I think alot about Gravity. Like my theory that if one possess the skull of Issac Newton, you own Gravity and bend it to your will.

 

[Davey Woo]

When driving on motorways, I try and blink, in time with the music on the radio, whilst at the same time blinking only once in between each lamp-post (Harder than you think)

I also have to have things in 5s/10s, or having 2.5/7.5 etc. (Makes it really difficult playing RTS's because I have to have 5 footmen, 5 rangers etc)

I have extreme, rage issues when gaming, it's unhealthy.
Just to point out, on XBL, if you see NINJA meerkatt, don't shoot me, it'll help. Trust me ;-)

 

[Shaenightbird]

Things that annoy me: People who talk on and on and never let me get a word in edgewise.
Then if I manage to, they don't listen anyway.

Drivers who drive like crazy people on order to pass me on the freeway, get in front of me, then cut off at the very exit they would have been able to get off at if they'd stayed behind me, in the same amount of time.

People who blab away with the checkout clerk, after they've paid, holding up the queue, wasting everyone's time.

Things that disturb me: I can't stand on sewer grates, or any sort of metal sidewalk grate.

I don't like people in restaurants watching me eat.

When I ask the question "What's it all about, anyway" and come to the conclusion that nothing really means anything unless we assign meaning to it, and then realising that things which are extremely important to me are assigned much less meaning by people whom I would consider important.

The Energiser Bunny.

Ways I'm weird: More ways than not, I'd say, comparatively speaking. The general consensus of those who know me all say I'm "out there".

 

[Aqualung]

Things that bother me:
*It bugs me when there is left over time on the microwave.

weird things about me:
*When I'm alone I'll sometimes talk to myself in various accents, especially when I'm debating school work with myself.
*If I'm the passenger in a car I pretend (in my head) I have a laser that cuts down things as we drive by.

AW, yes! I'm not alone!

Also when I'm in the car, I visualize things outside the window.. For example, Link riding Epona down the sidewalk beside us, or Wander and Agro battling a Colossus, etc. They usually have horses involved.

I also do the wave with my eyebrows when I'm perplexed, rather than just raising one quizzically.

I am a writer with an overactive imagination. If I don't concentrate on anything, my imagination runs away with me to the point where I see and experience something created in my mind, such as a scene I am brainstorming or writing at the time. I literally jump into scenes I create. My eyes (according to witnesses) become spaced out and not even sound snaps me out of it. When I eventually come back, I'm usually forgetful and dazed, giving people who don't know me well the thought that I'm on drugs or something. I just read too much.

I do this too, but not so extremely; I've learned to control it so I'm not staring oddly at anybody. I always make up a scene and watch it in my mind while laying in bed before I fall asleep.

 

[hockeycentre11]

I'm pretty sure i have some sort of anxiety induced restless leg syndrome. For example when I'm nervous or uncomfortable my legs will shake uncontrollably and I won't even notice.

Also... Laser Car Game FTW!!

 

[One Seven One]

i have really bad eyesight but on games i can easily spot a person in a dark corner half way across the map

i can accurately guess where people are hiding or camping

i used to be able to put both my legs behind my back

 

[snake_charm]

I can't stand when people are trying hard to be cool and you know it as much as them.

I have unique opinions, I guess. Like I don't feel the need to talk to my neighbor and don't really care who they are. Even if they're rude if I do talk to them, so what? It irritates me so much when my mom is complaining about a neighbor being rude. I don't care if you live 2 feet away from me, just leave me alone.
I have a kind of hard time talking sometimes. Either I say a word that is in my head that replaces the word I mean to say or I randomly say a word wrong, when I don't mean to. I don't know if it is related to my stuttering problem that I had to take speech classes for when younger.

 

[Sgt Doom]

I always stop the microwave 1-3 seconds before it's time runs out.
I get this horrible itching sensation (well, more like being randomly poked with a needle) all over my body if I go more than 24 hours without having a wash. (no, I don't do anything that would necessitate more frequent than normal washing)
I always leave 15 minutes early to catch the train in the morning, even though it only takes me 5 to reach the station. Trains in Finland come on time with spectacular frequency, so that's not an issue.
My fetishes would mentally scar most hardened criminals.
Every few minutes I crack my knuckles and various other joints (my neck, in particular, people find rather disconcerting).
Congenital nystagmus. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathologic_nystagmus] It means, even with glasses that perfectly compensate for my myopia, I cannot see things clearly that are smaller than a certain size because they get blurred. LED screens (not computer monitors, those red dot ones, like clocks) are particularly troublesome.
My imagination is, unfortunately, rather active. (I say "unfortunately", because what goes on in my mind is not pretty, especially for me)

 

[Christemo]

i speak to myself when im alone just to explain stuff to myself properly

i am very childish

i hate people that doesnt care about the enviroment

i hate reality TV (well, thats not weird.)

i hate overuse of electricity. (see enviroment part)

i hate alcohol.

 

[Sable Gear]

-I tend to tap out random rhythms if I'm bored or need to concentrate, but if someone else is doing the tapping it drives me NUTS

-I find doing laundry really satisfying...it's just so rewarding to have clean things

-I have seriously f'ed-up game-related dreams...like last night; a mashup of POP, BioShock, like...transformers and something else in there...

-You could call me a grammar-nazi but that would be insulting to the grammar I correct...(not even nazis could straighten out some of the stuff I've heard people say, but...never mind)

-Every time I sneeze (like, EVERY time) I multi-sneeze, my record is about 9 in a row, my average is 4 or 5 (my friends say I sound like a cat when I sneeze)

-Yes, the extra time on the microwave thing bothers me too...