Weirdest comment about your physical appearence you heard.
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My brother always calls me "the spider" when we're playing baseball. I'm quite tall, and I never move my feet unless necessary, so I apparently end up looking like a spider snagging baseballs out of the air 
I also always get called sexy by some of my female friends, which is kind of strange, as I don't agree.
I also always get called sexy by some of my female friends, which is kind of strange, as I don't agree.
Every woman (and most Men) i meet at some point says i look like Westley from "The Princess Bride". I wont lie its helped me with women.
"You have a very attractive nose, can I touch it?"
Strange, very strange XD. She was hot though so I wasn't too bothered
Strange, very strange XD. She was hot though so I wasn't too bothered
I wasn't sure what to say, "uh...thanks?" Seems to me like a strange compliment especially coming from the same sex.Corpse XxX said:
I got told I have an incredibly expressive face.
They didn't elaborate, other than to say the best facial expressions came in "shades of glee".
They didn't elaborate, other than to say the best facial expressions came in "shades of glee".
it's not really a weird metaphor,
but it's the only weird thing anyone's really said about me:
"you'd be hot if you weren't ginger".
I had no idea how to even begin to reply to that.
EDIT:
also,
"you have really TINY ears... *long pause* it's cute."
and they then walked away.
but it's the only weird thing anyone's really said about me:
"you'd be hot if you weren't ginger".
I had no idea how to even begin to reply to that.
EDIT:
also,
"you have really TINY ears... *long pause* it's cute."
and they then walked away.
Some people in my AP English class last year told me that I always look like I'm either angry or tired.
"Okay, now fuck off. I've got a lecture to sleep through."
Someone once told me that my brother and I have the same nose.
"What so all Jews look alike? Is that it? Racist!"
Also, people that work with my dad can always recognize me as his son even if I haven't seen them in years/ever.
"Okay, now fuck off. I've got a lecture to sleep through."
Someone once told me that my brother and I have the same nose.
"What so all Jews look alike? Is that it? Racist!"
Also, people that work with my dad can always recognize me as his son even if I haven't seen them in years/ever.
Haha my friend says I am very squishy. I used to follow that with "Is that a fat joke?" but now I just laugh as he pokes me in the side.
"You look like and act like Russel Howard, minus the random eye-twitching."
"You have really small ears, they're so cute/girly/gay."
"A jew, an English rasta and a frog walk into a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but I raped your mother though, and you have really tiny ears."
"You have really small ears, they're so cute/girly/gay."
"A jew, an English rasta and a frog walk into a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but I raped your mother though, and you have really tiny ears."
Creepiest: My stepmom says my lips are super-defined and pretty when I'm sleeping/just waking up. She has no reason to be watching me sleep, as I'm 19. Ewwww.
Just yesterday, I was told I have a "really pretty natural hair color" by one of my coworkers. I've only been working there for a month, he's been working with me the whole time, and I've had two to three inches of my dark brown roots growing out under my pink hair for just as long. Why this only came up yesterday, I don't know.
Those are just the ones I thought of right away.
Just yesterday, I was told I have a "really pretty natural hair color" by one of my coworkers. I've only been working there for a month, he's been working with me the whole time, and I've had two to three inches of my dark brown roots growing out under my pink hair for just as long. Why this only came up yesterday, I don't know.
Those are just the ones I thought of right away.
Apparently I look like a greased whippet on crystal meth. Or Georgios Samaras. Ever since high school some one has said I look like the rubbish Celtic striker du jour. If I had the millions and the women to go with it I wouldn't mind so much.