Weirdest comment about your physical appearence you heard.

[wizzerd229]

ok, i have a condition where my sternum pokes out. one time at the security checkpoint for the statue of liberty one guard asked me, "What's that?" i wanted to say bomb.

 

[ribonuge]

This should be called the narcissism thread

 

[Spineyguy]

Just litarally the other day, the bloke in the chip shop peered into my eyes and sai "You look like you can read my thoughts." Then he set about getting me my fish. I wasn't sure whether to be flattered or disturbed.

He was obviously waiting for a secret informant to rendevouz with him. You obviously didn't give the right reply. Unless there was a secret message in your chips, that is.

*ghasp* Oh shit, I ate them all! What if I was being contacted by a secret govornment agency specializing in Phychic warfare that wanted me and a disfunctional group of unlikely freinds to embark on a thrilling and heartwarming adventure that would involve large amounts of sexual tension between me and the feisty, insubordinate female lead and ended with at least one supporting character turning out to be evil or dieing.

But they were damned tasty, oh well, can't win 'em all.

 

[LiteraryLitany]

I once had someone I didn't know at a convention point at me and go "Not fair!" And when I blinked at them, totally confused, she said "How come you get so big of boobs when you're so tiny?"

 

[mrhappyface]

This should be called the narcissism thread

I don't know how i can be Narcissistic when my girlfriend thinks i look like a giant water weasel.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I've been told I look like a 12year old with a beard. Also, this one picture I have of myself somebody told me I looked like Ace Ventura (see the pic on my profile...)

Edit: Gah...I'll just post it here
Me [http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9666/mecroped1.jpg]

Whenever somebody touches your hair, you should say: "Nobody...messes... WITH THE DOOOO!!"

I did..or I stabbed them with the closest sharp object. Nowadays, I just wear a hat.

 

[mrhappyface]

I've been told I look like a 12year old with a beard. Also, this one picture I have of myself somebody told me I looked like Ace Ventura (see the pic on my profile...)

Edit: Gah...I'll just post it here
Me [http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9666/mecroped1.jpg]

Whenever somebody touches your hair, you should say: "Nobody...messes... WITH THE DOOOO!!"

I did..or I stabbed them with the closest sharp object. Nowadays, I just wear a hat.

The resemblance was...uncanny.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I've been told I look like a 12year old with a beard. Also, this one picture I have of myself somebody told me I looked like Ace Ventura (see the pic on my profile...)

Edit: Gah...I'll just post it here
Me [http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/9666/mecroped1.jpg]

Whenever somebody touches your hair, you should say: "Nobody...messes... WITH THE DOOOO!!"

I did..or I stabbed them with the closest sharp object. Nowadays, I just wear a hat.

The resemblance was...uncanny.

Alllllrighty then... XD

 

[mrhappyface]

i have pale skin.
and in elementery(i think it's called)i was called vampire sometimes.

otherwise nothing.

At least you didn't sparkle.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Apparently I look exactly like Peter Parker (AKA Toby Maguire). I don't see it, but a load of people have said it independently of each other. Meh, I'd rather be Batman.

 

[TheRealRocknRolla]

I've been told I look like KC from Degrassi TNG, or Ben Sheets formerly of the Milwaukee Brewers. Other than that, I just get made fun of at work for wearing skinny jeans.

 

[BigSuze]

I once had 'MORPHEUS!' shouted at me across the street. This was obviously a) a reference to the long leather coat I had at the time and b) supposed to be an insult. But seeing as I am short, fat, white, female and obviously a bit of a geek (you could kinda tell by the long leather coat), it was both wildly innacurate and not really an insult.

I had this, except I got 'NEO!' instead. Since I'm tall, fairly skinny, brown haired and female, it was obviously only because of the leather coat. Some people are rubbish at insults.

I once got told I looked like Keira Knightly though, which I thought was odd since I look nothing like her at all.

 

[DemonicVixen]

*sigh* try being called Gretchen of Recess (animation cartoon which used to be on tv in the morining). She was goofy, wore glasses, thought she new everything and was basically a nerd. Baring in mind it was my so called boyfriend at-the-time who said it. Ok so i had goofy teeth and occasionally had to wear glasses, and yes i was smarter then him... Does that mean i had to be like her?

 

[TheDoctor455]

"You look like a slightly overweight Johnny Depp..."

WTF!?!?!?!

 

[Broady Brio]

"You always look moody, your so cute when you smile."

There isn't much to smile about during these times. Especially when today I found out that two people messed with that special part of me.

(No, not my penis.)

 

[Axeli]

Er, ponytails are MUCH girlier than long hair left down. It just looks odd on a guy.
No offence.

Meh. Someone tells me so after actually seeing me, I might think something of it. And I'm not at all convinced my hair looks any less odd free, if it does now.

So it does look odd? xD

But, seriously, what's the point in growing your hair long if you're just gonna hide it in a ponytail?

IF it does!

I don't know, what's the point of keeping cutting your hair when you can just hide it in a ponytail?

For appearance's sake?
It's very important nowadays.

Plus, when I see a guy with a ponytail, I immediately think "stoner/waster/loser/douche". I don't mean to be prejudiced - that's just what my mind registers when I see it.

I'm not a stoner.

I........didn't say you were.
I just said that that's what I associate with guys with ponytails.

You do realize I have not been serious since this discussion began, right?

Though in all seriousness, you do have some weird issues with ponytails.

 

[Above]

"you look like a bird,without the beak and feathers..."

WTF?

 

[punkrocker27]

fantasma peludo, or hairy spirit i think.

this coming from a girl with fuzzy cleavage.