Weirdest/Most Horrible Ways You've Been Woken Up.

[SckizoBoy]

My curiosity is just piqued even further, haha!


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I'm suddenly wistful... and despite this being one of the few 'feel good' (after a fashion) memories I have with my then gf, you will remain curious(!) All I will say, is that it involved us waking up at the same time.

 

[Jpjutar]

Dreaming that my alarm clock went of. It actually went of several minutes later.

 

[Jakub324]

My dad threw $10,000 dollars in cash on me to wake me up once.
I was like "HOLY SHIT. REALLY? I CAN HAS?"
Then he was like "lol u funny." And then took it away to pay his employees.

Oh, that's cold.
OT: My alarm clock went off, I rolled over to hit the button, but I'd moved in my sleep so my head was where my feet should have been so I rolled off the bed and gave myself a dead arm on the (steel) leg of my swivel chair. It hurt like a *****.
EDIT: I was staying round a friends house, and he called bottom bunk. While we were sleeping, I rolled off the top bunk, woke up briefly and went back to sleep on the floor. I raised more than a few eyebrows the next morning.

 

[Chatato]

B.Y.O.B. by System Of A Down.
At full volume.
On a speaker.
Nest to my head.