Weirdest Phone Calls You've Ever Received

[Archleone]

One night I got a call from a private number around 3 am which woke me up. When I answered the phone I heard some weird voice saying my name and "You'll find the body of the girl I devoured outside." Suffice to say I was creeped out as fuck and ran around turning on every light I could in my apartment and grabbing a knife. Never got any sleep after that, but in the morning there was nothing there.

 

[Berithil]

Sometimes I get calls from pre-recorded bots that tell me about how I've won a boat or a ticket for a boat or something. It always opens with a boat horn blasting into the phone and it used to make me jump the first few times I got it. It's like "ring ring" "hello" "..." "..." "...BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GOT A FUCKING BOAT MAN! YOU DID IT!"

I was gonna post the same thing! I've received at least 3 of those calls. At this point they're more funny than annoying.

 

[Matt King]

not really weird but the best in recent memory is from an indian (sounded indian) telemarketer
"hello sir my name is josh stiller and i am here today to ask you if you're interested in"
"no"
"excuse me"
"your name is not josh"
"yes it is sir i."
"no, tell me your real name and i will consider buying your product"
"my name is saheed (or somthing similar)
"okay saheed now go and think about what you've done"
"okay, *hangs up*"

 

[zerragonoss]

Lets see a few years back I missed a call from 408, yes that was the entire listed number, they left a flute solo as a message.

 

[GistoftheFist]

My friend got a call last year from Hank Hill (me via soundboard) here's what they said:

Hank: Hi there!
Friend: Uhh, hi, who is this?
Hank: I'm Hank Hill!
Friend: *laughing*
Hank: The name's Hank Hill, ah sell propane and propane accessories!
Friend: Okay?
Hank: I'm here, to tell you h'what, Strickland can do to meet your energy needs!
Friend: Uhh-
Hank: You see at Strickland the customer comes first. It's kinda interesting the word "customer" begins with C-U, well we don't C-U as a customer but as a member of our team. Ya understand what i'm saying?
Friend: *gets idea* I use charcoal sorry.
Hank: Waitaminute! You take that back!
Friend: *laughs more* Make me!
Hank: Son yer teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house!
Friend: Bring it on!
Hank: I'm gunna kick yer ass!
Friend: *hangs up*
Hank: I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass!