Weirdest Place to Fall Asleep

escapist_wolfand

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Akalistos said:
AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
In bed with a girl who I didn't know at the time: Nothing sexual or anything (I think), she was a friend of my friend Mark. We stopped by her house to pick up a movie or something, but they started talking for a little.

Apparently I fell asleep and instead of waking me up, they thought it would be funny if her mom came home and found a guy in her bed.

I awoke to the sounds of screaming and death threats. Didn't help the situation when I told her mom I didn't know who she was, despite me being in her bed.
WE HAVE A WINNER HERE! or a loser... don't get me wrong, but it a big Fail right there. And your friend is a dick.
I think you might be correct
But let's give it another day
Next contestant come on down! You might the next winner on [enter name here] !
 

Kortney

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My childhood friend David fell asleep in the middle of a toy train track when we were 6 or so. It was so cute.

The worst place I have fallen asleep is on a hill near my friends house in Zimbabwe, by myself with no blankets or anything. I woke up extremely cold with a few gazelles around me. That's about it.
 

Striker501

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I was playing monopoly on the floor with my siblings. Got woken up with a kick to the ribs and a question: How the $#%! did you manage to fall asleep on the floor?!
 

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I fell asleep during sex once. In my defense I hadn't slept in two whole days...and she was on top.
5555 posts man, don't break the combo.
I have no stories like this :(
:(
 

Nouw

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Damnit I have no stories! I find it incredibly hard to fall asleep. If there is any sound I won't sleep for another 30 minutes. Gah!
 

robakerson

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One night after getting pissed with some friends in a midtown loft, I was the last person awake so I decided to play a little practical joke on everyone else.

For some reason, the building was made such that the walls of the loft didn't quite reach the ceiling, there was a 3 foot-ish gap. Being young, in shape, and pissed drunk, I decided to climb to the top of one of the walls and sleep with my arms draped over the edges.

Needless to say there was a lot of "wtf" questions when I woke up. I of course played the part perfectly, accusing people of pushing me up there and acting oblivious to how i got there.
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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Akalistos said:
AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
In bed with a girl who I didn't know at the time: Nothing sexual or anything (I think), she was a friend of my friend Mark. We stopped by her house to pick up a movie or something, but they started talking for a little.

Apparently I fell asleep and instead of waking me up, they thought it would be funny if her mom came home and found a guy in her bed.

I awoke to the sounds of screaming and death threats. Didn't help the situation when I told her mom I didn't know who she was, despite me being in her bed.
WE HAVE A WINNER HERE! or a loser... don't get me wrong, but it a big Fail right there. And your friend is a dick.
Eh, he does that kind of stuff often. Besides, he came back after Andy called him and told him that her mom was losing it.

He explained what they did, everyone laughs, freeze-frame, credits roll. Andy (the girl) and I even started dating later.
 

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I was standing up and singing. I had not had very much sleep the night before, and when I sang I could kind of mumble my way through it if I was really tired. It was during a held note and I remember I could actually hear the "AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh" as it faded away into a deeper note while I fell straight down. I woke up on the way down and didn't fall, and just told my friends that my knee gave out on me, lol.
 

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Not my own story but a friend of mine after studying and not sleeping decided to take a shower to stay awake. Woke up 12 hours later shower still going with her towel soaking wet under her head as a pillow.
 

GBlair88

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My cousin managed to fall asleep during the twelfth and stay asleep as the bands passed.
 

asamoah19

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I'e got a couple,

I was arranging a charity concert during my school days and I had been pro plussing/red bulling it up for three days straight trying to get everything set up at the venue, and had got about 6/7 hours of sleep in 72 hours, I was pretty much done on the day of the gig, I was dog tired, so after giving instructions to the bands on their playing order etc I decided to have a quick sit down and roll a cigarette on a flight case by and 8kW Stack, we're talking seriously loud noise coming out of these things, promptly fell asleep and stayed asleep through the sound check!!

Also, when I was at university I went to celebrate my flat mates birthday with his mates back home in cornwall, I got absolutely hammered, put £250 of my student loan behind the bars and drank pints of Cider, followed by a Gin and Tonic with a Sambuca chase. Not a good mix, we were in this pub for about 4/5 hours and I managed by some fluke to win a bottle of champagne, some mead (honey wine) and a crate of bud, which we took back to this guys house and made away with quite quickly. I passed out in a sea of vomit at about 3am and woke up at 11am the next day in my bed, in my flat nearly 100 miles away, still covered in vomit, with a load of missed calls as my flatmate had been looking for me for the preceding 8 hours!!

Transpired I'd woken up in this guys house, tried to get someone to drive me home, failed, so against friends advice I'd grabbed a taxi to the train station and hopped on a train home, no memory of it what so ever. A True Hangover moment.
 

mexicola

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Probably on a bus once, but luckily I woke up before my station. Would have sucked to wake up 50 miles off mark.
 

Raikov

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During an Airsoft game, I was supposed to sneak up on the enemy basecamp and wait for my team's assault. I was apperantly much faster then my team, and woke up some 20 minutes later, and my team was still trying to get past the front lines.
But it was actually quite nice, sleeping under some low pines in the sun...

I've also managed to fall asleep in my old classroom couch. During swedish class. And the teacher didn't even notice. She should have, considering that we were only 14 in my class...
 

crudus

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The weirdest place I fell was my kitchen floor. Not the weirdest story of where I woke up before but I digress. This was back in my WoW days and I was level 38 and my friends persuaded me to grind up to level 40. I did. It sucked. Although a close second was when I fell asleep while typing and my head hit the enter key after a few random keys.
 

Akalistos

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AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
Akalistos said:
AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
In bed with a girl who I didn't know at the time: Nothing sexual or anything (I think), she was a friend of my friend Mark. We stopped by her house to pick up a movie or something, but they started talking for a little.

Apparently I fell asleep and instead of waking me up, they thought it would be funny if her mom came home and found a guy in her bed.

I awoke to the sounds of screaming and death threats. Didn't help the situation when I told her mom I didn't know who she was, despite me being in her bed.
WE HAVE A WINNER HERE! or a loser... don't get me wrong, but it a big Fail right there. And your friend is a dick.
Eh, he does that kind of stuff often. Besides, he came back after Andy called him and told him that her mom was losing it.

He explained what they did, everyone laughs, freeze-frame, credits roll. Andy (the girl) and I even started dating later.
And still: "What a dick move!"
You got to understand that SHE told her mother there was a stranger in her bed. You are lucky that you weren't arrested!
 

Random Argument Man

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SimuLord said:
Random Argument Man said:
SimuLord said:
I fell asleep during sex once. In my defense I hadn't slept in two whole days...and she was on top.

I hope that you didn't say that "She was on top part".
Not sure I follow what you're saying.
I'll rephrase

I was hoping that you didn't mentionned to her "I haven't slept in two days...and YOU were on top".