Weirdest Random Stranger Moment?

[mrhappyface]

We all had them. You're minding your own business when suddenly ,an unkown person comes up to you ask you a weird question/says a outright bizzare statement/or mistakes you as someone else. Someone has asked me if there are nazis on the moon, told me that you can walk from California to Hawaii, and got my picture taken because a diver thought i was an otter.Do you any weird experiences like this?

 

[Frankydee]

I've had quite a few people ask me to take their picture while I was still working in Tifton Georgia of all places.

[small]seems people are settling for less these days.[/small]

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Two of my friends and I were walking on the sidewalk when a car pulled up to us. A girl stuck her head out of the window holding a plastic container, and asked us if we wanted an omelet.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Two things I don't know if you would consider them weird but i think they were quite odd.

First adude in a car tried to kidnap me, yeah he failed and drove off leaving me there just wondering wtf?

Second I witnessed a bunch of lesbians "Experimenting" in an alley way, also strange.

Thats about it.

What I want to know though is if anyone else has had one of those "Mysterious stranger moments" where someone saved your life or something and before you realised what happened the dude's gone, cus that happend to me a dude pulled me away from traffic right before I walked straight into a car and then I looked around and didn't see anyone.

 

[Manhattan2112]

This happened JUST the other day! I was coming out of the bathroom at my school, and this girl Sonja is standing there, just literally standing there doing nothing (This is during class btw I had a bathroom pass), and then she says, "Oh...Hi KC! What would you do if I took off my pants right now?".

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

This happened JUST the other day! I was coming out of the bathroom at my school, and this girl Sonja is standing there, just literally standing there doing nothing (This is during class btw I had a bathroom pass), and then she says, "Oh...Hi KC! What would you do if I took off my pants right now?".

And your reply was...

 

[Manhattan2112]

This happened JUST the other day! I was coming out of the bathroom at my school, and this girl Sonja is standing there, just literally standing there doing nothing (This is during class btw I had a bathroom pass), and then she says, "Oh...Hi KC! What would you do if I took off my pants right now?".

And your reply was...

Completely unimportant. If you must know (lol) I just said , "Oh... kay", but in my head I was thinking, "Bitches be crazy"

 

[Pingieking]

I'm not sure if this qualifies, but the story is epic and I'm a terrible braggart.

I have this bad (but hilarious) habit of pretending to be someone else when people call me as a result of dialing the wrong number (except those times when people call asking if this is the police station; they weren't joking either).
A guy called me asking for a Jonathan. Being the ass that I am, I pretend to be him. The guy then says "So, yeah, I got the cool lube that you showed me last week. Want to come over tonight and give it a try?" At this point I decided that stopping was a good idea, so I let him know that he called the wrong number. Being a cool guy, he found it just as funny as I did (he was initially pissed, but got around that pretty quickly), and we had a good laugh about it.
That's how I made my first gay friend.

 

[BMWaugh]

I felt really bad about this immediately afterwards, but I got a phone call once, a wrong number. Here's how the conversation went, or at least how I heard it (the line wasn't great).

"Hi, is this Ben?"
"Umm... yeah..."
"I was just calling to... let you know... *guy makes sounds of sobbing*... my dad died today."
(Bear in mind I had NO idea who this was)
"Oh... I'm sorry to hear that."
"I was wondering if you could let <insert a couple of random peoples' names here> know for me?"
"Umm, who?"
"Wait, is this Brad?"
"Oh. Shit. I thought you said Ben."
"..."
"... Sorry to hear your bad news."
*call ended*

Awkward.

 

[Kimarous]

I was working in the deli of a local Country Grocer. It was a closing shift and I was doing some last-minute facing when a customer, a man with a very thick Indian accent, approached me and asked the following:

"Excuse me. Do you know where I can find the condoms?"

I couldn't believe my ears. I asked him to repeat the question, hoping I had mishead him and that he was asking for "bonbons", as in French for "candy" (being Canadian, it didn't seem too unlikely). Alas, I had heard him right. I really had no idea what to say, so my shift partner intervened and directed him towards Customer Service to find out.

But come on! Who the heck asked for condoms in the deli of a Country Grocer that right beside a friggin' "Shopper's Drugmart"?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I don't know about my weirdest random stranger moment, but I think I might have given someone their weirdest stranger moment this Halloween. I'd zombied myself up, and was on my way to a party, but had to stop by the grocery store on the way.

Fact:: It is not possible to act normal in a store while dressed as a zombie.

After shuffling through the store and getting what I needed, I got in line to be rung up. Somebody got behind me in line, and didn't seem to notice me until I started sniffing his arm.

...I'm lucky I didn't get punched.

 

[Aedwynn]

I was stopped by a raving lunatic on the high street who pointed at something I was holding (a shopping bag) and said;

"Six six six is the number of the Beast!"

I replied that "0.666 is the number of the millibeast."

That turned out to be a mistake, on my part. I think he saw me as a challenge, then...

 

[Grimfesta]

I was stopped by a raving lunatic on the high street who pointed at something I was holding (a shopping bag) and said;

"Six six six is the number of the Beast!"

I replied that "0.666 is the number of the millibeast."

That turned out to be a mistake, on my part. I think he saw me as a challenge, then...

And then?

 

[Carlston]

I'd say, In the Navy I was in Hawaii... round Pearl Harbor.

We got drunk wandered off. Got lost in the japanese section.

No one spoke japanese. Wandered into a china town, met some Japanese guys who were lost.

Then the trek nerd Nuke electrician said something in Klingon...and one of the japanese guys understood. We then figrued how to get back to the barracks and they got to their hotel....


Klingon the universal language go fig,

 

[Chaos Bringer]

My friend crashed his bike and a guy on a unicycle came along and said;

"See! That's why one wheel is better." and he cycled away.

 

[Carlston]

I was stopped by a raving lunatic on the high street who pointed at something I was holding (a shopping bag) and said;

"Six six six is the number of the Beast!"

I replied that "0.666 is the number of the millibeast."

That turned out to be a mistake, on my part. I think he saw me as a challenge, then...

And then?

I was stopped by a raving lunatic on the high street who pointed at something I was holding (a shopping bag) and said;

"Six six six is the number of the Beast!"

I replied that "0.666 is the number of the millibeast."

That turned out to be a mistake, on my part. I think he saw me as a challenge, then...

665 The neighbor of the beast. Would have been suitable.

 

[Mcupobob]

I was walking with a friend of mine when this guy turns to her and says
"hey i'm jewish"
and so she replied with
"thats cool you know Jesus was a Jew"

 

[Roxilla84]

While working campus security, some kids came up complaining about a very horrendously drunk guy (I tended to overlook it, I mean it's college, as long as they're smart about it - that's the point of college, to be smart *and* drunk, right?). After a few complaints I go to check it out, and on the way I am tackle-hugged by a guy. (FYI, I am female.) This is obviously the guy I had had complaints about. He asks me to be his girlfriend, I explain I am security and we're going to have the police sort him out - jail or the hospital - and he seems excited about it. He says, "if we go to the hospital, can I dress like a nurse?" Then, sensuously, he says, "Can I clean your deadpan?" I think he meant bedpan, but it's terrifying either way.

 

[A Weary Exile]

My friend crashed his bike and a guy on a unicycle came along and said;

"See! That's why one wheel is better." and he cycled away.

If you'll excuse the internet speech, I lol'd.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Two of my friends and I were walking on the sidewalk when a car pulled up to us. A girl stuck her head out of the window holding a plastic container, and asked us if we wanted an omelet.

Well? Did you take the omelet?