Weirdest Request?

[TriggerUnhappy]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

 

[kiteboy]

my mum asked me to pass the butter at dinner tonight.


..crazy times.

 

[Insanum]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

OT: Ive had people ask me to sing to, Its surprising how many people ask you,And you immediately forget every song you know immediately.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

To kill her.
She was serious.

She got over it, though.

I've been asked that plenty of times, though most of the times were joking. Even still, I wouldn't doubt some of them would've allowed me to actually do it, I know some fucked up people.

 

[Emphraim]

I was asked by a friend to save all the links to his favorite ero mangas so that I could save them and give them to him through Steam when he got his new computer.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

OT: Ive had people ask me to sing to, Its surprising how many people ask you,And you immediately forget every song you know immediately.

Damn that sounds so familiar, what's it from? And like I said it isn't the weirdest thing I've been asked, it just struck me as odd and random.

 

[Insanum]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

OT: Ive had people ask me to sing to, Its surprising how many people ask you,And you immediately forget every song you know immediately.

Damn that sounds so familiar, what's it from? And like I said it isn't the weirdest thing I've been asked, it just struck me as odd and random.

Someone will get it, Its hardly Obscure.

 

[AWC Viper]

To kill her.
She was serious.

She got over it, though.

i got asked to do that. but it was to pull the plug if he went into a coma.

 

[TheSunshineHobo]

Friend: Throw this watermelon at me. Me: What? Dude, why are you getting undressed? Friend: Throw the watermelon at me. (He is now only in his underwear) Me: Are you high? What the fuck is wrong with you? Friend: Throw it at me, its for SCIENCE! Me: Fuck you. *Throws watermelon at him, he falls over*

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

OT: Ive had people ask me to sing to, Its surprising how many people ask you,And you immediately forget every song you know immediately.

Damn that sounds so familiar, what's it from? And like I said it isn't the weirdest thing I've been asked, it just struck me as odd and random.

Someone will get it, Its hardly Obscure.

Bah, making me wait for a response. I'll think of it eventually.

 

[Meado]

"Would you stick your thumb up my ass?"

That was one crazy game of Left4Dead...

 

[Deleted]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

It seems like she *likes* you but she tried to hide it.

As for me the weirdest request I got was to draw a manga about 2 naked men in a land of lollipops having sex. I'm a good drawer but I don't like manga and the request stuck out of my other ones o.o

 

[Sandernista]

I was asked to help one of my friends find their G-spot, I still don't know her name...

 

[LongAndShort]

People have requested for me not to sing...

A bloke at school once asked me to hold his pigeon. I was a little shocked when i looked at him and discovered that he was indeed holding a pigeon that he had just caught. Needless to say I didn't agree to his request.

 

[Ultress]

People have requested for me not to sing...

This happens to me all the time.

As for weird requests some kids offered me 20 buck to take of my shirt and pants, I told them to fuck off.

 

[Takoto]

Someone once asked me "Will you write a story about my character and his father and mother all having sex?" they then gave me the details, positions, and events they wanted to happen in the story.
I wrote it, but was very, very...uhh, not scared but... confused?

Also, my former best friend asked me If I would cheat on my girlfriend for her. Needless to say, I walked away from her, and we haven't been the same since even though my girlfriend and I are no longer together.

 

[GHMonkey]

guy at my bar got wasted and wanted me to put snub out a cigarette on his palm

 

[S-Unleashed]

A kid I was babysitting wanted me to dress here like a baby.
She and a daiper and everything. WTF?

 

[Julianking93]

Me and my friend in class 2 years ago:

[Bell rings]
Friend: Dude punch me! Quick!!!
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Just do it before when no one's looking.
Me: ...uh...okay
[Everyone gets up and leaves]
Me: [Punches friend in the face]
Friend: Thanks.
Me: Why did you want me to punch you?
Friend: I wanted my boner to go away before I stood up.

That was weird...

 

[Frankydee]

old girlfriend of mine asked me if it was okay if she could get it on with her best friend (another female) and if I would watch...

I honestly had no idea how to respond to that.