Weirdest Request?

[TriggerUnhappy]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

It seems like she *likes* you but she tried to hide it.

As for me the weirdest request I got was to draw a manga about 2 naked men in a land of lollipops having sex. I'm a good drawer but I don't like manga and the request stuck out of my other ones o.o

Don't make me optimistic, I've wondered about that for quite some time, and the issue gets more and more confusing. (she's taken btw) As for your request, that really is weird as hell, was it asked by a guy or girl? I assume guy, but you never know....

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I've been asked to help them pick out underwear, bathing suits, bras, determine how all of that fit, looked, and make x part of the body look. Oh, and there was the one time I was asked to get the bug out of the pants. That was interesting.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I've been asked to help them pick out underwear, bathing suits, bras, determine how all of that fit, looked, and make x part of the body look.

You lucky quack...

OT: People don't trust me with anything.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I've been asked to kiss some random person's bandaged cut. I don't know him or anyone he knows, and he just asked. Probably made a bet with his friends or something.
Another: that make a wish foundation request for some 15 year old guy to lose his virginity.

 

[That One Six]

Drink the coffee, then put it in your locker. Yes, I know it's my coffee! Drink it, and put it in your locker! I know that it's my coffee cup! Now drink it, and put it in your locker!


[sub]I don't like coffee.[/sub]

 

[KarumaK]

Who's got bigger pecs... while flexing them.

Needless to say I turned that around on them by answering with a bored apathetic look.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

old girlfriend of mine asked me if it was okay if she could get it on with her best friend (another female) and if I would watch...

I honestly had no idea how to respond to that.

Hint: there was no right way to respond.

 

[KiLl_RoY]

a friend of mine once asked me if he could suck my dick... im dead serius
he offered me money and i kept on saying no till he said that he would pay me 80 bucks.. i have to admit that there i thought about it but then my normality came back and i said him no

 

[Aardvark]

Pee in a cup.

Idiot wanted my urine to take a drugtest. What gave him the idea that mine was any cleaner was beyond me.

On reflection, I should've given it to him. Damnit, the road to hell is paved with good intentions and missed opportunities.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I've been asked to kiss some random person's bandaged cut. I don't know him or anyone he knows, and he just asked. Probably made a bet with his friends or something.
Another: that make a wish foundation request for some 15 year old guy to lose his virginity.

How is that weird at all? That's what I'd do if I was dying at the moment, sound pretty normal to me.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

To kill her.
She was serious.

She got over it, though.

why am I not suprised...

OT:

My friends have never actually suggested anything unusual of me. Well, one time one of my friends got really angry that I was wearing sunglasses for some reason. She kept telling me to take them off. I didn't. She bit my elbow.

 

[Syphonz]

"HURT. ME. MOOOARR!"

Seriously though, I had an ex that wanted me to punch her in the face during business time... yeah that wasn't very sexy.

 

[Deleted]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

It seems like she *likes* you but she tried to hide it.

As for me the weirdest request I got was to draw a manga about 2 naked men in a land of lollipops having sex. I'm a good drawer but I don't like manga and the request stuck out of my other ones o.o

Don't make me optimistic, I've wondered about that for quite some time, and the issue gets more and more confusing. (she's taken btw) As for your request, that really is weird as hell, was it asked by a guy or girl? I assume guy, but you never know....

it was actually a girl. She wanted a yaoi manga.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I've been asked to help them pick out underwear, bathing suits, bras, determine how all of that fit, looked, and make x part of the body look.

You lucky quack...

OT: People don't trust me with anything.

Quack? Why, thank you! I do love the odd names for people like me, and it's been years since I've been called Quack, coincidentally one of my favorites.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I was working as a PA at a football game once, a couple somewhat less than modest ladies wanted to take their picture with me.

I know that doesn't seem strange, but think about that for a second.

Scantily clad hot women. Wanted a picture. With me.

I'm pretty sure they were after my bone marrow.

Or your kidneys, you could've woken up in a tub of ice.

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

It seems like she *likes* you but she tried to hide it.

As for me the weirdest request I got was to draw a manga about 2 naked men in a land of lollipops having sex. I'm a good drawer but I don't like manga and the request stuck out of my other ones o.o

Don't make me optimistic, I've wondered about that for quite some time, and the issue gets more and more confusing. (she's taken btw) As for your request, that really is weird as hell, was it asked by a guy or girl? I assume guy, but you never know....

it was actually a girl. She wanted a yaoi manga.

*shudders* That's what I was afraid of. It's odd, seems most girls don't like two guys together. Or so it seems....

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

My school mascot friend requested one of my friends on facebook. I just wish I'd been the one who thought to make that account...the possibilities are endless.

 

[Meado]

I've been asked to help them pick out underwear, bathing suits, bras, determine how all of that fit, looked, and make x part of the body look.

You lucky quack...

OT: People don't trust me with anything.

Quack? Why, thank you! I do love the odd names for people like me, and it's been years since I've been called Quack, coincidentally one of my favorites.

The correct response is "I'd rather be a quack then a ducky".

Cookies if you get the reference.

 

[Kurokami]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

Break up with her boyfriend, who was actually a friend too.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

What is the weirdest thing a friend has asked you to do? I bring this up, because I had a weird conversation with this girl today. Her and I were talking about chorus, plays, that kind of stuff. Long story short, the conversation ends with her asking me to sing for her so she can hear how I sing. I asked her why repeatedly and all she said was she really didn't know why, she just wanted me to. o_o? Nowhere near the weirdest thing a friend's asked of me, but still the oddest thing in recent memory. So, in case you've forgotten the question, what is the oddest thing one of your friends has asked you to do? (I get the feeling this thread will have some disturbing stories)

Break up with her boyfriend, who was actually a friend too.

I'm confused, do you mean have you tell her boyfriend that she wanted to break up? If so, you should have told her to fuck off and do it herself.

 

[Left4Meds]

Me and my friend in class 2 years ago:

[Bell rings]
Friend: Dude punch me! Quick!!!
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Just do it before when no one's looking.
Me: ...uh...okay
[Everyone gets up and leaves]
Me: [Punches friend in the face]
Friend: Thanks.
Me: Why did you want me to punch you?
Friend: I wanted my boner to go away before I stood up.

That was weird...

Is that a cure? It sounds crazy but I want to test that.