Weirdest Request?

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Me and my friend in class 2 years ago:

[Bell rings]
Friend: Dude punch me! Quick!!!
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Just do it before when no one's looking.
Me: ...uh...okay
[Everyone gets up and leaves]
Me: [Punches friend in the face]
Friend: Thanks.
Me: Why did you want me to punch you?
Friend: I wanted my boner to go away before I stood up.

That was weird...

Bahaha... I like how when he asked you to punch him, you just immediately assumed he meant in the face.

OT: Umm... The weirdest one I can remember is with my first girlfriend. She had apparently never had a blood nose before, and halfway through our relationship (about 4 months in or something...), she asked me for about a week on end to punch her in the face, because she wanted to see what a blood nose was like.
Needless to say, I never did such a thing.
Still a little weirded out by that request, to be honest. My (male) friends I give a friendly punch to on occassion, but I'd never hit a woman, let alone my girlfriend.
:S

 

[ae86gamer]

This is what happened between me and my friend.

Him:Kim.
Me:What?
Him:Hold my hand.
Me:Why the hell would I hold your hand?
Him:I'm scared.
Me:You're a dumbass.
Him:Is that a no?

The only reason this was weird was because we were in my room, watching invader zim, at three in the afternoon.

 

[DemonJester13]

I've never been asked anything weird, but I did ask my friend to leave my body in the back of his Hearse when I die. That way it would look more authentic. Even though it is a real Hearse

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

This is what happened between me and my friend.

Him:Kim.
Me:What?
Him:Hold my hand.
Me:Why the hell would I hold your hand?
Him:I'm scared.
Me:You're a dumbass.
Him:Is that a no?

The only reason this was weird was because we were in my room, watching invader zim, at three in the afternoon.

Aww! Methinks there was something else going through his head. Maybe he liked you?

^_^

Somebody once asked me to dance with them, in their living room, at 5 in the evening. It was odd, but I thought, hey, I don't care. I knelt down, kissed her fingers, stood back up, turned on the Hi-Fi, held her waist and we had a dance. It was quite nice actually.

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

To kill her.
She was serious.

She got over it, though.

Jesus was the date that bad?

One time this guy I was sitting next to me in the movies asked how big my "stuff" was...If the movie hadn't been good I would have walked out and told a manager but instead I just moved to another seat.

 

[fletch_talon]

A bloke once pulled over in his car whilst I was riding home from work after dark.

"Hey, do you know where a guy can go to have a good time?"

After I had responded with, something along the lines of, no I'm underaged and therefore can't go to pubs/clubs/brothels. He then asked.

"Are you bisexual?"
No.
"Bicurious?"
No.

God I hope the sirens I heard later that night were after him, creepy ************ probably wanted to lock me in his basement.

 

[Acaroid]

This is what happened between me and my friend.

Him:Kim.
Me:What?
Him:Hold my hand.
Me:Why the hell would I hold your hand?
Him:I'm scared.
Me:You're a dumbass.
Him:Is that a no?

The only reason this was weird was because we were in my room, watching invader zim, at three in the afternoon.

he was scared of the RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS MARCHING THROUGH HIS VEINS! THEY COMMAND HIM! DONT IGNORE HIS VEINS!!
*ahem*

anyway

Oh yeah topic,
strangest thing... I know something strange ive asked from someone, to get me some tooth paste...
why was that strange?
I was lying in his front yard, with a very very broken leg awaiting an ambulance...
I was worried about my bad breath :|

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

I have one friend of the girl variety who is always asking me annoying questions.
"What do you think about when you masturbate?" "Uhhh..."
"How would you feel if I told you I liked someone else?" "How do you think?"
And she asked me to stop talking to my best mate because she has some misguided problem with him. I have always described her as a girlfriend without the sex cos she nags me to hell!

 

[manicfoot]

"Dude, come on - stop being such a pussy and shit in the phone box"

 

[Julianking93]

Me and my friend in class 2 years ago:

[Bell rings]
Friend: Dude punch me! Quick!!!
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Just do it before when no one's looking.
Me: ...uh...okay
[Everyone gets up and leaves]
Me: [Punches friend in the face]
Friend: Thanks.
Me: Why did you want me to punch you?
Friend: I wanted my boner to go away before I stood up.

That was weird...

Is that a cure? It sounds crazy but I want to test that.

Its pain, so I guess that would direct blood flow elsewhere in the body. One of the main "remedies" to an erection is lighting a match and putting it on your wrists.

 

[SpyderNynja]

On more than one occasion, my best friend has said to me, "Wanna see my girlfriend's boobs?"

 

[captainwillies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNx76N_MwuY

 

[Julianking93]

Me and my friend in class 2 years ago:

[Bell rings]
Friend: Dude punch me! Quick!!!
Me: What? Why?
Friend: Just do it before when no one's looking.
Me: ...uh...okay
[Everyone gets up and leaves]
Me: [Punches friend in the face]
Friend: Thanks.
Me: Why did you want me to punch you?
Friend: I wanted my boner to go away before I stood up.

That was weird...

Bahaha... I like how when he asked you to punch him, you just immediately assumed he meant in the face.

OT: Umm... The weirdest one I can remember is with my first girlfriend. She had apparently never had a blood nose before, and halfway through our relationship (about 4 months in or something...), she asked me for about a week on end to punch her in the face, because she wanted to see what a blood nose was like.
Needless to say, I never did such a thing.
Still a little weirded out by that request, to be honest. My (male) friends I give a friendly punch to on occassion, but I'd never hit a woman, let alone my girlfriend.
:S

its the first place I go when I punch someone since it'll hurt the most. I could've punched/kicked him in the nuts, but he was sitting down.

 

[Faps]

I got asked by a small old Chinese woman to have my picture taken with her entire family when I was visiting the Great Wall.

I like to think the picture is hanging in their house in a place of pride. The Great Wall of China and tall white boy with blonde hair in the same day, what a trip!

 

[RanD00M]

This drunk guy once asked me if i could give him money so he could be cigarette's....For me.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

I was asked by some girl to impregnate her on top of a washing machine. It was pretty wierd, but I don't think she was serious. Although, knowing how bastshit insane she is, she could have been serious.

 

[Deadarm]

Back when I was still going to church the only other person in my sunday school class asked me to do her in the church nursary room, which she was afraid of because the walls were covered with clowns. I said no because there were childeren in there at the time. Looking back I proobably should have said yes just to scar anyone who walked in for life. The funniest part of it was she asked me the same thing the next week in quior practice and I didn't have the time to stay so I had to refuse.

 

[Handofpwn]

A guy asked me if i wanted weed once... I cant really remember any strange requests off the top of my head.

 

[Sigel]

I was asked once by my co-worker to help him find his thumb. He had been using a food slicer and was a dumbass. He had cut off about an inch of thumb off and wanted to bring it with him to see if it could be reattached. It was a kinda surreal moment for me.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

A friend once asked me to put on a mask and a tiny cowboy hat and writhe in the corner of his basement. It was fun!