Weirdest Request?

[Bobzer77]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

Franky Boyle from Mock the Week?

A friend asked me to help loosen some screws on his brothers wheelchair for a prank.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

My friend once told me to break his arm so he could get off school for a few days to avoid his ex... and I obliged...

 

[Emeli]

I'm usually the one making the weird requests.

Strangest thing asked of me would have to be...

As a small child my friend asked me to smack her in the face with a book so her loose tooth would fall out. In retrospect I'm pretty glad the teacher caught us before we could go through with that. Pretty blonde kid witha huge black welt on the side of her face would most certainly have counted against me in the long run.

 

[lenin_117]

You want me to put my dingaling in your fairycave...Are you mad woman?!? - Kudos for reference.

OT: Ive had people ask me to sing to, Its surprising how many people ask you,And you immediately forget every song you know immediately.

Damn that sounds so familiar, what's it from? And like I said it isn't the weirdest thing I've been asked, it just struck me as odd and random.

Someone will get it, Its hardly Obscure.

Turk? Just a stab in the dark...

 

[JanatUrlich]

Two guys once said to me "If we make out with each other can you make out with both of us?"

I said yes, naturally XD

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

Jesus was the date that bad?

One time this guy I was sitting next to me in the movies asked how big my "stuff" was...If the movie hadn't been good I would have walked out and told a manager but instead I just moved to another seat.

I took her to a scenic lion mauling!
I thought it was romantic.

But seriously, I would never, ever date her.
For numerous reasons.

That's a great place to take a girl.
I can understand not wanting to date a girl who asked you to kill her.