Westboro Baptist Chruch is coming to my town...

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commodore96

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When they are protesting build a barricade around there car. Then go to there funeral show support for the family. Finally have some Lulz as they are stuck in previously mentioned barricade when they go protest some other funeral.
 

sir.rutthed

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Do this. Make sure you get with some people, especially the police, to help coordinate everything. Shut the bastards down before they get a chance to run their foul mouths.

http://deskofbrian.com/2011/04/fred-phelps-westboro-baptist-church-protest-foiled-in-mississippi/

Honestly, this is the best response to WBC I've heard of. You can skip the merciless beating if you like, but we'd all thank you if you didn't.
 

soren7550

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KafkaOffTheBeach said:
There is only ONE WAY to get rid of the Westboro Baptist Church.
If you have a problem, and no-one else can help, if you can find them, then maybe you can hire....Bear Force One.

I'd say to just do this in force:
But again, it's a funeral, so most everything I can think of is highly inappropriate.

As are they.

True!
 

Firehound

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Call them whiny communist scum who'd like to suck Stalin's rotted $#%#.


Actual suggestion: Ignore them?

Second actual suggestion: read up on bible paradoxes. see if you can cause one to explode dalek style.
 

Furbyz

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When will we get to protest their funeral? How long can Phelps have left in him?
 

TheFlyingMango

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I respect that you want to support the family and the fallen soldier but if it were me I would stay home. Its too much of a hassle to have to deal with bible pushers and self righteous people. If they show up it would probably be best to try and block them out the best way you can. Just dont touch the Westboro protestors! When people lash out and hit the protestors well thats a lawsuit and guess who wins......the protester with the camera.
 

mysecondlife

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The basics.. You'll just have to gather people and block them from getting too close to the family. knock from door to door and organize a counter protest. Also, ask local police if they can help maintain peace. See where it goes from there
DarkRyter said:
Release rabid dogs within vicinity.

Dogs live outside the law.

certainly, it would make things easier...
 

Furbyz

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Could the WBC possibly have an ulterior motive? I mean think about it. Everyone hates them. Literally everyone. The entire world is united in their shared hatred for this one group. Through their refuge in audacity and hatred, they've brought together every race, creed, and color of man. That's pretty tough to do.
 

puncturedrectum

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Well,seeing as how Ohio has some pretty easy going gun laws,you could just buy a shotgun(which you can open carry without a permit)and hold it at about crotch level for the duration of the funeral.I doubt they would fuck with anyone wielding a shotgun,but if they do assault or physically harass you,you'd be within your rights to blow their fucking heads off.You should be okay with the law,what with the Westboro Baptist Church's current popularity and lovability you'd be back at home in no more time than a pleasant afternoon and an early evening stroll to the movies to see what film MovieBob has critically praised recently.Oh,what jolly good fun a shotgun,lenient gun laws,and an obnoxious hate group can bring you!
 

BlackWidower

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I'd hold a picket sign with an atheist message. But that's me. Assuming you're a christian or something you might want something more...clear.

Perhaps, "If god does 'hate fags,' I'm with satan." Or "I worship a god of love, not hate." ...something like that.

Try altering it to reflect your personal views, and don't try to make a big deal out of it. Just hold it, so they can read it and get the message.
 

Death on Trapezoids

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First thought: drive by paintballing.

Paintballs don't kill, just don't aim for faces or children. A truck/van full of paintballers, in full gear so as not to be recognized, with the plates removed. From out of town, if possible. You can't sue if you can't identify.

Second thought: that's insane, collateral bruises, they'd find someone to sue anyway, dangerous, don't do it, etc.

I'd suggest a wall of people to physically stand in the way of the WBC. They can't get through without shoving, and if they do YOU can sue for all their campaign funds. If you can't get people for that, go for a counter protest. It's been said by others here: Funerals are no places for counter protests, but funerals are also no place for the WBC.
 

Zero_ctrl

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RamirezDoEverything said:
On August 6th, Marine Corps Sgt Daniel Patron was killed in Sangin Afghanistan.
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/cantonrep/obituary.aspx?page=lifestory&pid=153038915

Then, I stumble upon this..
http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/20110811_Dead-Soldier-Canton-OH-Daniel-Patton.pdf [http://www.godhatesfags.com/fliers/20110811_Dead-Soldier-Canton-OH-Daniel-Patton.pdf]

So escapist, what should we do about it?
I will be standing outside of the church to support the family, if they do happen to show up and disrupt the funeral, what should we do? Complain to the police that they're disturbing the police? Pretend we can't hear them?

I just have no clue what to think about this...
Tell them you don't know who the hell Patton is and that they got the wrong guy.
That is, of course, assuming the obituary got the name right. Which I should hope so. >_>
 

Alphakirby

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I believe that this is the best solution:

It's the easiest way to get into Heaven because I'm pretty sure even God hates these guys for being not only retarded,but insane on top of it.
So just remember,make sure nobody is seeing you commit this act of great justice,I hear it's against the law or something.
 

Naeo

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Troll them. Hard. Talk about how Jesus liked men and how Christianity is one giant gay-fest. Love Jesus as he loves you. Well, for guys, that sounds pretty gay. Letting Jesus/God/whatever inside of you is certainly sodomy for the males. it's total bullshit but it should piss them off.

Or, just ignore them. Directing hate their way creates righteous indignation on their part, which they channel into more protesting. Completely ignoring them should frustrate them and make them angry, but not cause the same sort of righteous indignation.
 

marurder

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get friends to park their cars behind theirs on the day of the protest. also if you have friends in the police dept. get them to charge them PRIOR to the event so they can be placed in jail for their own protection... heh...