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The Wooster said:
Amgeo said:
Listen, guys, I'm sure it's all meant in good fun and you're mostly targeting the people who do ridiculous stuff, but you're lumping the assholes and lunatics in with actual transgender people. Even if you've decided to just assume that tumblr is full of nonsense, you should at least appreciate that you're punching down.
We like to think we punch in every direction. Like a starfish.

A starfish made of fists.
Ah but now you'll never host the Hugo's, tough luck.
 

The Wooster

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MarsAtlas said:
And has anybody in this thread come up with actual examples of this happening? Nope, no legitimate ones. The only time I ever see somebody mocking this idea is when its dealing with transgender people, or when they're mistaking satire for legitimacy. Today's comic strip is targeting transgender people.
Actually, the target of the joke is the small, but quite dangerous, culture of tumblr users who romanticize and appropriate the trappings of mental illness, as is quite clearly demonstrated in panel two.
 
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Sir Thomas Sean Connery said:
Well, that's where you have to see the subjectivity of comedy.

I for one found the arms sketch to be pretty amusing. Saying such comedy is "unacceptable behavior" is an utterly meaningless statement because it's only unacceptable to [i/]you[/i].
Well, saying that sketch is okay is saying that its okay mock somebody who received similar injuries under similar circumstances on the basis of their injury. Thats what that means.
Not sure what your point is here. I still found it funny as did other people. "Okay" is just as meaningless as "acceptable" or "unacceptable". If something makes me laugh, I'll support it regardless of the person.

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This reminds me of a discussion I had with a close friend of mind. We're both athiests, but I was upset by an atheist group labeling themselves as the "United Church of Bacon", as its thinly veiled mockery of other people's genuine religious beliefs. Being an atheist, I think they're wrong, but I'm not pointing and laughing at them because they're "stupid" for having such beliefs because you aren't stupid for simply having religious beliefs. Some people, on the other hand, think its perfectly fine to call anybody who holds a religious belief an idiot and openly mocks them as them, and they're fine with it. Thats subjectivity, but that doesn't mean I have to be okay with it.
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See, this I can get behind. You're right. You absolutely do not have to be okay with it. It's just that when you start calling things unacceptable, it sounds like you're trying to dictate what others should feel.

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As for this comic, I'm not sure how any of this relates. It isn't mocking Tumblr people for being transgender, it's mocking all the silly terms they come up with to describe themselves.
And has anybody in this thread come up with actual examples of this happening? Nope, no legitimate ones. The only time I ever see somebody mocking this idea is when its dealing with transgender people, or when they're mistaking satire[footnote]And I do check for the origin, and its always been satire circumstances when it wasn't related to transgender people.[/footnote] for legitimacy. Today's comic strip is targeting transgender people.[/quote]
So the one about the ship parts was satire? Because that would be a classic example. If not that one, then the various "ph" words are also pretty easy targets.

Otherwise, I see a distinct difference between making fun of the silly words people want used and mocking the people themselves. It's a huge leap to go from "Poking fun at funny word usage" to "Targeting transgender people".
 

Something Amyss

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MarsAtlas said:
I wish. She'd unintentionally sabotage that place in record time.
I think it'd be intentional. Her first resort to affront is to be incredibly destructive.
 

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MarsAtlas said:
I do agree that this strip 'punches downward' but more than punch I see it as a playful tap. Were not seeking to demonize or hate, but have fun with the idea. The punchline is silly and a little cool, not an attempt to make anyone uncomfortable. I'm sorry you're upset but this was an honest attempt at being playful with the concept.
 

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Ah tumblr, host of the worlds "Most specialest snowflake" competition. An unreasonably large portion of tumblr users need either:
A) a good slap upside the head and an extended period of time in the real world away from the internet
or
B) Serious and comprehensive psychiatric help.
 

Weaver

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MarsAtlas said:
And has anybody in this thread come up with actual examples of this happening? Nope, no legitimate ones. The only time I ever see somebody mocking this idea is when its dealing with transgender people, or when they're mistaking satire for legitimacy. Today's comic strip is targeting transgender people.
There was an example posted of a guy who wanted to be called "sailing pronouns" in this very thread.
Go on Tumblr, there are people who demand they're called "somebunny" and get pissed off when you don't magically know that even though you've never spoken to them.

Here's a snippet

source: http://askanonbinary.tumblr.com/pronouns

Deer themed pronouns
mun/munt(or muns)/muntself
roe/roes/roeself
cer/cers/cerself
el/elks/elkself
prox/prox/proxself
sik/siks/sikself
sit/sits (or sit)/sitself
hart/harts/hartself
stag/stags/stagself
doe/does/doeself
fawn/fawns/fawnself
hhrūt/hrūts/hrūtself

Bird themed pronouns
avi/avis/aviself
ae/aes/aeself
chir/chirs/chirpself
dove/doves/doveself
aqui/aquis/aquiself
fei/feis/feiself

Cat themed pronouns
meow/mews/meowself
purr/purrs/purrself
paw/paws/pawself
kit/kits/kitself
whisker/whiskers/whiskerself
fel/felis/feliself
leo/leos/leoself
tig/tigris/trigriself
lynx/lynx/lynxself
panth/panthes/pantheself
ail/ailous/ailouself
Insect themed pronouns
bee/beets/beetleself
bu/buz/buzzself
bug/bugs/bugself
scor/scorps/scorpself
spide/spides/spiderself
wor/wors/wormself

Natural forces/celestial bodies themed pronouns
fog/fog/fogs/fogself
fie/fire/fireself
lun/lun/lunself
neb/neb/nebself
nov/novs/novself
sol/sun/sunself
sy/sky/skyself
voi/void/voidself
Sea themed pronouns
fin/fins/finsself
gill/gills/gillself
kelp/kelps/kelpself
mer/mers/merself
sea/sear/seaself

Plant themed pronouns
bud/buds/budself
fleur/fleurs/fleurself
leaf/leafs/leafself
petal/petals/petalself
sprout/sprouts/sproutself
stem/stems/stemself

Mythical Creature themed pronouns
boo/boo?s/booself
pix/pix/pixs/pixself
chu/chup/chupa/chupaself
dra/drag/drago/dragoself
fae/faer/faers/faerself
fran/franke/franken/frankenself
mer/mers/mermai/merself
sir/sire/siren/sirenself
vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself
vam/vamp/vamps/vampself
ve/vaer/vaers/vaerself
wer/weres/wereself
wit/witch/witchself (Only use if you are a witch yourself)

Greek Mythological Creature themed pronouns
faun/fauns/faunself
taur/taurs/taurself
nym/nyms/nymself
harp/harpys/harpyself
mera/meras/meraself
hy/hydras/hydraself
ber/berus/beruself
tyr/tyrs/tyrself

Robot themed pronouns
ai/ain/aire/aiself
au/aut/auto/autself
bo/bots/botself
byte/bytes/byteself
compute/computes/computeself
cy/cyb/cyber/cybself
dre/droid/droids/droidself
giga/gigias/gigaself
inter/inters/interself
mechie/mechien/mechs/mechself
ram/rams/ramself
tech/techne/techan/techself
ware/wares/wareself
whomp/whizz/whirr/whizelf
wy/wir/wire/wirself
Time/Clock themed pronouns
tik/tiks/tikself
tok/toks/tokself

Death/Horror themed pronouns
cor/corpse/corpself
dae/daem/daeself
ecto/ects/ectself
go/gore/goreself
gro/gross/goreself
haun/haunts/hauntself
necro/necrom/necself
spiri/spirs/spirself

Royalty themed pronouns
ki/kin/kins/kingself
pri/prin/prins/princeself

Magical Girl themed pronouns
glit/glitter/glitter/glitterself
gem/gem/gems/gemself
mag/magi/magis/magiself
kyuu/kyuu/kyuus/kyuuself
It goes ON and ON like this. There's hundreds of them.
These are REAL things people demand to be addressed as on Tumblr. It's literally shit they've just fucking made up.
 

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MarsAtlas said:
So you're saying transgender people deserve to be mocked, on the basis of them being transgender, then? Because its pretty obvious that this is the main target of the strip.
It's mocking the people who have to make up special new pronouns just for themselves because they're so special and unique that they can't use the male, female or gender neutral pronouns we already have:

 

Something Amyss

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DaViller said:
Thats pretty much equivalent to someone wanting to be adressed as "big daddy" or talking about themselves in third person.
Who really cares if someone wants to do that? Or, more to the point, why do you care?

The Wooster said:
Actually, the target of the joke is the small, but quite dangerous, culture of tumblr users who romanticize and appropriate the trappings of mental illness, as is quite clearly demonstrated in panel two.
Who are these people?

Sir Thomas Sean Connery said:
So the one about the ship parts was satire? Because that would be a classic example.
A classic example. That you can find on multiple web pages. Attributed to multiple people.

It may not be satire per se, but it looks from every appearance like it's not sincere.

Honestly, I don't know for a fact that this is the case, but it reminds me of the number of people who jumped all over that Kotaku author for a couple of fake articles attributed to her by /b/ or some such site that was butthurt that wimminz were invading the treehouse. People held these articles against both the alleged author and the website that supposedly hosted them, even though there wasn't a lick of truth.
 

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Weaver said:
Magical Girl themed pronouns
glit/glitter/glitter/glitterself
gem/gem/gems/gemself
mag/magi/magis/magiself
kyuu/kyuu/kyuus/kyuuself
I don't care what anybody says, I'm using these from now on.

Anyways, OT: This strip made me chuckle, although I'm not entirely sure why CM is going all "Attack on Tumblr" recently. Probably because it has enough material for like, another month of strips (al though by then we might need a tumblr guy person of the non-binary gender/Otherkin a la Evangelion)

Also, "Starfish made of fists" is my new Critical Miss tribute band.
 

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Scars Unseen said:
Barbas said:
I like that. Yes, I think that could work.

Also, McDicks indeed. The quality of the food and service are nothing to write home about.
That depends entirely on where said McDicks and the writer's home are. The ones here in Japan are pretty good on both fronts. Ever have a fried shrimp burger? They're pretty damned tasty.
Ebi Filet-O is rather good. I'm surprised there aren't regions in the US that have those
 

Sylocat

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The Wooster said:
nyysjan said:
On the third panel the guy says "I need that ************ to sign some insurance papers."
Why is he using a pronoun there?
The sentence structure does not work.
Just try replacing it with any other pronoun, it just sounds silly.
That's because ************ doesn't work as an actual pronoun in any proper sentence. Thus, characters who speak in complete sentences would need to use "that ************."
So, her third person pronoun is "The/That ************," and her second-person pronoun is "************."

Is her first-person pronoun "Samuel L. Jackson" or "Robert de Niro?"
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Who really cares if someone wants to do that? Or, more to the point, why do you care?
Well I actually don't care, if you wanna talk about yourself in third person or intruduce yourself as "big daddy" go for it. You can also walk around town wearin a clowns nose if you want, do whatever floats your boat. Just don't complain if people make fun of you for it, since frankly you look and sound kinda ridicoulus.
 

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thaluikhain said:
lacktheknack said:
Nah, it's OK. They were being sarcastic.

OT: PFFFFFFFFFFyep.

My personal favorite was a Tumblr denizen who changed all their pronouns to various variations of "sailing".

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhhQiRfIEAEgIK4.jpg
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Ok then.

Now, there are people who think it important to use gender neutral pronouns for various reasons...personally I lean towards "they", but that can mean a group.

But...I had not seen anything like that before.
...and this is the sort of thing that many people who used tumblr with some frequency were referring to in that other Critical Miss tumblr comic thread when talking about the rather nutty SJWs that inhabit it. I'm sure when I write this next sentence someone will find a link to exactly this to prove me right: I wouldn't at all be surprised if someone on tumblr was, without the hint of irony or satire, arguing for headmate suffrage. Or otherkin-specific restrooms.
 

MoeMints

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That was legitimately funny and didn't just use the hot button topic as a joke itself.

What is going on?
 

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The Plunk said:
MarsAtlas said:
So you're saying transgender people deserve to be mocked, on the basis of them being transgender, then? Because its pretty obvious that this is the main target of the strip.
Nothing makes a mockery of the transgender acceptance movement more than the bullshit that's popped up on Tumblr over the last few years. The more common these "trans-ethnic", "trans-abled", "otherkin", and people using "personal pronouns" become, the more people will lump these fools in with those who have genuine gender dysphoria. This comic in no way implied that they are the same.
I find Plunk is closer to the mark here
 

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The main problem with this strip is that any kind of specific commentary on fringe groups of tumblr are pretty obviously wasted on this community, who will see things like "sailing pronouns" and think it's some kind of widespread phenomenon or in any way representative of the issue. Tumblr at large actually makes fun of that list. But the wording on this comic and the lack of familiarity from the audience are going to result in this just being some kind of broad laugh at legitimate trans* issues.

Fine joke, misfire of an execution.
 

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I don't get itm what is this "pronouns" business? Why would anyone change pronouns? It doesn't make any sense!
 

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The Wooster said:
MarsAtlas said:
And has anybody in this thread come up with actual examples of this happening? Nope, no legitimate ones. The only time I ever see somebody mocking this idea is when its dealing with transgender people, or when they're mistaking satire for legitimacy. Today's comic strip is targeting transgender people.
Actually, the target of the joke is the small, but quite dangerous, culture of tumblr users who romanticize and appropriate the trappings of mental illness, as is quite clearly demonstrated in panel two.
It always annoys me when people on Tumblr do that kind of thing. "I've got problems, and that makes me special" is a really unhealthy attitude. Defining yourself by your pain is a miserable way to exist, and on top of that, people who actually have serious conditions don't act that way, they go seek help. Soldiers with PTSD don't brood on the internets about their traumatic flashbacks, they go to therapy so that they can function normally. That's the major issue with the Tumblr mental illness culture: admitting you have a problem is only the first step in solving it.

otakon17 said:
Atmos Duality said:
So, I see that the Internet and Overblown-Individualism have teamed up to rape the English language...
...again.
*sigh*

You need this I think. Bloody people get so hung up over the "rules" of language. You do realize they are made up as we go right? It's not science, it's not chemistry.
Language is a democratic proccess, really. It's alive and changes as people use it. These people changing pronouns, however, can't decide on what to use instead. They can all agree on what not to use, but not what to use in it's place, and that's the real issue. Maybe we do need a new set of gender neutral pronouns (although I don't see why we can't just use 'it' >.>;;) but nobody can agree on what that new set actually should be.
 

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So does this mean Erin will take up ice-skating uphill? (Blade? Anybody?)
Besides, I thought earlier strips had WAY more use of "************".