What are Valves three big surprises?

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TilMorrow

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There probably won't be any announcement of HL2 EP3 info. They'll probably wait till next year and say it will release on the 21 December 2012 :p

On-topic:
1. New crazyass portal 2 combat-puzzle multiplayer game
2. wasn't it League of Legends they bought? If so then better version of that released alongside new content for Alienswarm
3. L4D and L4D2 expansion pack that expands the story and takes you to europe, gives you new weapons and items as well as new infected. L4D in Shaun of the Dead style :). Or a GOTY of L4D2 that contains L4D1 as well as all the addons.
 

nuba km

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1. 2012 is a lie
2. the world implodes
3. orange box two which will contain half life 2 episode 3, Jesus and the general public accepting games as an art from.

next thing you know the world implodes.
 

C95J

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Oh god, if it's another L4D :(

I was completely happy with the first one. The best one.

I would still buy it though :) great games.
 

Dr.A

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CakeDragon said:
1) Half Life 3 will be released about December 1st, no hype whatsoever to create a media storm and absolute chaos in games stores and online
2) The world will now run on Valve time
3) A paper will be released existentially proving that the cake is, once and for all, not a lie
You know, I've been suspecting that Valve will release Episode 3 with little to no warning. Kind of funny though, because I then believe the world will stop spinning and won't start again until everyone has played it. Releasing it thus, in December, would be a smart move.
 

luke10123

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1. the recipe for the cake (and how to get it lovely and moist)
2. GLaDOS's spin-off
and...
3. a big half life announcement within the next 5-10 years (weather dependent)
 

RedDeadFred

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1. Left 4 dead 3
2. New Counterstrike?
3. Brand new game franchise.

One of the announcements could have something to do with Portal 2 though.
 

AnAngryMoose

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1) Fully operational Portal Gun for anyone who pre-orders Portal 2
2) TF2 updates for consoles
3) Ep. 3
 

Hgame

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Im guessing:

Left 4 Dead 3
Left 4 Dead 4: The Leftening
Left 4 Dead 5: The Deadening
 

Dylan Voyda

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They have one surprise that will act like two

Their first surprise is Hal-life 2 episode 3

The second is that Half-life 3 and Portal 3 will be the same game.
You will have to use the gravity gun and the portal gun at the same time.
 

TheScottishFella

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kman123 said:
A new engine, Team Fortress 3? I dunno. And something console related. Maybe Steam on consoles.

By no means will it be Half Life 3, Half Life Episode 3, or anything Half Life related. And you know what? I don't really care. Valve can do what they want. They're a damn good dev.
Ain't that the truth.
 

TheScottishFella

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Valve's three big surprises (didn't see anyone else do this. And I do like VALVe.)

1.Release DLC on time
2.Release Game on time.
3.Make us wait a couple more years for HL3 or whatever

I guess number 1 already happened, with the sacrafice.
 

WakeTheDead1

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most likely episode 3 coming out but im not too fussed, seen as half life 2 and both subsequent episodes were really same-y i.e. poor lighting, a terribly controlled car section that lasts for hours on end, and a lack of an aiming feature which for an fps is a bit tricky, especially at some points in the game that made you shoot from long distance and bullets were spraying everywhere because you can only aim from the hip.

the biggest surprise they could announce is that in episode 3 Gordon is going to actually say something, like the fact every encounter with the resistance you get to they are all *oh noes a 40ft robot is heading our way* and alyx is all *gordon will do it, gordon just loves to do it dont you gordon* i would love for him to turn round and say *no *****, stop sending me on these suicide missions and do it your damn-self, im going home iv not eaten in months...*
 

Dango

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1. Left 4 Dead 3
2. Defense of the Ancients
3. Team Fortress 2: Episode 1
 

DustyDrB

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1. Mass Effect 3 is coming out tomorrow
2. The Elder Scrolls V is coming out the day after that
3. And Pirate Fortress 2 is coming out the day after that.

Who says they can't bear good news from other developers two-thirds of the time?
 

The Shade

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individual11 said:
1) Black Mesa Theme Park, with Team Fortress paintball arena.
I would die of awesomeness overload, causing complete synaptic failure.

2) Reboot of the Half-life franchise, done as MMORPG.
I would re-animate, out of pure shock and apprehension.

3) Valve merger with Activision.
I would die again of terror overload, causing complete bowel emptying.
 

Choppaduel

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idk what they will release but what I want is

1. source engine fix so that it works as good as it did before mac updates
2. new engine
3. ep3