What are you qualified to do?

[DazZ.]

Qualified to save drowning people.

I can also put plasters on cuts professionally.

 

[Viral_Lola]

Drive, fish, hunt, CPR, first aid, and teach knitting/crocheting. I suck at life.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Degree in archaeology so...I'm qualified to dig things I guess?

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I have a license to kill. It has served me well.

 

[Shadow flame master]

I am quallified to not give a damn about anything at any given time of day.

Other than that, nothing much really.

 

[KouThan]

I am qualified to teach computer programming at a school level and also qualified in setting up small to mid-scale networks.

 

[Da Orky Man]

Well, decent GCSE's but I'm only in yr 12. Otherwise, I'm qualified as a full lifeguard with advanced first aid, defib and oxygen.

 

[staika]

Lets see...
-I am qualified to make avatars!
-I am qualified at CPR
-I am qualified to be a life guard
-I am a qualified writer (well my friends say that at least >.>)

 

[wildpeaks]

To rule the World, of course my minions.

[sub](being an evil genius helps)[/sub]

 

[Boombox2003]

I'm a qualified Biomedical Scientist, able to tell if you have cancer or anaemia or anything inbetween.

 

[Radeonx]

I have a bachelor's in computer science and a doctorate in partying hard.

 

[Bebus]

I am qualified to do some bookkeeping, probably my most 'useful' one.

I am not professionally qualified, but have taken enough first aid training to be confident that I can handle a minor situation.

I can... drive?

As a humanities graduate, I am qualified to be classed as useless!

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

I'm OSHA certified, so if you need me to check your store to make sure it's up to code, then yeah, I guess I can do that.

 

[esperandote]

I'm qualified to speak english, wich isn't a lot around here.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Nothing serious yet, I'm in Highschool still.
Class C license is the best official achievement or qualification.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

im an ASE certified mechanic

have safe food handling certification to run a kitchen

i have a degree from a culinary school

im a qualified gunsmith with Sig Sauer

 

[Riddle78]

Emergency first-aid,CPR,drive a car,attend post-secondary education in Canada,drink alcohol,join the Armed forces.

I also know that it's best to keep a stuck object in your yound in there until you find a surgeon;it keeps bleeding down.

Also,I have plans to make the CABAL. Cookies if you understand which CABAL I'm speaking of.

 

[retyopy]

I'm qualified to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of ass.

*chew chew chew*

 

[Quaxar]

Basic hardware and software programming and assembling.
And I am a qualified and working EMT.

Fight fires, Rapid Intervention Techniques, Advanced Vehicle Extrication, Rapid Water Rescue, Ice Rescue, Search and Rescue, Basic Life Support, Advanced Cardiac Life Support, IV's, IO's, Endotracheal Intubation, Surgical Cricothyrotomy, Critical Care, Advanced Prehospital Trauma Life Support, Pediatric Advanced Life Support, Teach CPR. You know, just usual stuff.

Well, now you're making me look bad. Fire department paramedic?

 

[Hell-On-Wheels]

Qualified Freight Conductor
General-Class Amateur Radio License
SKYWARN Spotter
Sport Pilot Certificate


That's about all of the more unusual qualifications I have.