From the top down...
Glasses, without which I cannot see;
Unzipped blue woolen jacket (Unzipped largely because it is too warm to close it and only partially because it looks cool);
Plain black t-shirt;
My favorite denim jeans;
Whatever clean underwear I could blindly grab and slap on in my drowsy delirium this morning, I don't remember which. Blue, I think?;
Black sneakers;
White socks.
That's everything. Now, fashion police, do I pass? Wait, this wasn't a fashion checkup? THEN WHY WAS I PULLED OVER?