What are your 5 things you need to survive a zombie apocolypse?
- Thread starter Tri Force95
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1. four different types of guns
2. a female
3. a location
4. some clothes
5. shitloads of cannabis (weed)
And im ready to go!
1. four different types of guns
2. a female
3. a location
4. some clothes
5. shitloads of cannabis (weed)
And im ready to go!
1. M1 Garand Rifle, You gotta love the classics
2. Shit load of ammo, No point having a gun with no ammo
3. Machete
4. Survival Gear
5. A close friend who can help me not die.
2. Shit load of ammo, No point having a gun with no ammo
3. Machete
4. Survival Gear
5. A close friend who can help me not die.
1. 3rd lvl turret from Tf2 (with unlimited ammo and missiles)
2. and underground bunker, only entrence being right next to the turret.
3. Unlimited Food and water
4. unlimited power... I dunno, hooked up to a load of solar panlels made to look like the ground (with self cleaning)
5. My computer, obviously on a 52" projector screen that I stole with internetz.
(plus ferniture, I would have got all of this before the zombies arrived)
2. and underground bunker, only entrence being right next to the turret.
3. Unlimited Food and water
4. unlimited power... I dunno, hooked up to a load of solar panlels made to look like the ground (with self cleaning)
5. My computer, obviously on a 52" projector screen that I stole with internetz.
(plus ferniture, I would have got all of this before the zombies arrived)
1.Precision Rifle
2.Seaplane.
3.Building Supplies. (Saws,nails, hammers and such)
4.Food.
5.Female Companion.
Plan:Store Seaplane at airfield that is 10minute drive from my house. Fill it with Building Supplies and Food. In early stages of outbreak, retrive Female Compaion and Rifle. Fly into Pacific Ocean with GPS map. Land at an island that is capable of supporting life. Build treehouses (in case of zombies washing up on shore) and establish primary food source. Wait it out.
2.Seaplane.
3.Building Supplies. (Saws,nails, hammers and such)
4.Food.
5.Female Companion.
Plan:Store Seaplane at airfield that is 10minute drive from my house. Fill it with Building Supplies and Food. In early stages of outbreak, retrive Female Compaion and Rifle. Fly into Pacific Ocean with GPS map. Land at an island that is capable of supporting life. Build treehouses (in case of zombies washing up on shore) and establish primary food source. Wait it out.
1. dip
2. army tank
3. nice lady companions (boom baby)
4. massive underground society
5. my best friends
2. army tank
3. nice lady companions (boom baby)
4. massive underground society
5. my best friends
1.iron man suit
2.m16 with 5 clips
3.cardboard box no room for hideo....or zombies
4.18-25 year old girl
5.metal gear RAY(solid snake included)
2.m16 with 5 clips
3.cardboard box no room for hideo....or zombies
4.18-25 year old girl
5.metal gear RAY(solid snake included)
Real objects:
1.) A shotgun & Colt .45 M1911
2.) Plenty of ammo for the Colt & Shotty
3.) Lots of food & water (get me some MREs!)
4.) A machete & a crowbar
5.) Someone to back me up w/ similar or better items than myself (would love a dude from Delta)
If only, if only:
1.) Plasmids
2.) A Charizard (he can fly AND breathe fire!)
3.) Gordon Freeman and all the badasses from Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare
4.) The Daichi (awesome sword from Fable 2)
5.) HMWA X (aka, the Specter x Assault Rifle from Mass Effect)
1.) A shotgun & Colt .45 M1911
2.) Plenty of ammo for the Colt & Shotty
3.) Lots of food & water (get me some MREs!)
4.) A machete & a crowbar
5.) Someone to back me up w/ similar or better items than myself (would love a dude from Delta)
If only, if only:
1.) Plasmids
2.) A Charizard (he can fly AND breathe fire!)
3.) Gordon Freeman and all the badasses from Call of Duty 4:Modern Warfare
4.) The Daichi (awesome sword from Fable 2)
5.) HMWA X (aka, the Specter x Assault Rifle from Mass Effect)
1. Remington pump shotgun
2. Army multitool
3. Ruck sack to hold ammo and such
4. Gloves
5. Flashlight
2. Army multitool
3. Ruck sack to hold ammo and such
4. Gloves
5. Flashlight
1. Booze
2. Porn
3. Recreation drugs
4. A desert island
5. Charlotte Gainsbourg
Don't even bother telling me when it's over.
2. Porn
3. Recreation drugs
4. A desert island
5. Charlotte Gainsbourg
Don't even bother telling me when it's over.
Just 2 things actually:
1. Strong harness capable of holding 200-300 pounds.
2. Wilford Brimmley
I actually created this zombie plan a long time ago, when I realized Wilform Brimmley is a zombie hordes biggest weakness, they cant come within a 30 feet radius without them contacting a horrible case of Diabeetus. And at that point they explode of imbalanced blood sugar levels.
I would strap Wilford Brimmley to my back with the harness, and bring as many friends/loved ones as i can possibly fit into the safe radius. and eventually set up a stronghold with Wilford glued to the front gate.
Fool Proof.
1. Strong harness capable of holding 200-300 pounds.
2. Wilford Brimmley
I actually created this zombie plan a long time ago, when I realized Wilform Brimmley is a zombie hordes biggest weakness, they cant come within a 30 feet radius without them contacting a horrible case of Diabeetus. And at that point they explode of imbalanced blood sugar levels.
I would strap Wilford Brimmley to my back with the harness, and bring as many friends/loved ones as i can possibly fit into the safe radius. and eventually set up a stronghold with Wilford glued to the front gate.
Fool Proof.