What badge would you create?

[Cahlee]

Searched the forums, couldn't find any matches, please correct me if I'm wrong.

I've heard a few times that alot of escapist members are trying to get the badges, understandable. But if you could create any badge to get, in the escapist or in the real world. What would it be?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Professional whiner"
"Over a thousand posts complaining about grammar or spelling."

I'd get that right off.

 

[Woundingisfun]

The "Too-cool-for-school-badge". It's for people that are just too cool for school!

 

[r4ndom]

How about the

"We don't need no stinkin' badges!" Badge?

 

[fix-the-spade]

"Gone for a duck"

Given to any user banned for their first post. There's nothing like posthumous honours.

 

[Sennz0r]

The "Never obtained a badge"badge. You would keep acquiring and losing it until you actually get a different one. Spam the mailbox!

 

[rottenbutter]

How about the "White out" badge. A badge you get for editing enough posts (I'd probably have that badge within a week).

 

[MrMisfit]

The "snappy dresser" badge because I have an awesome sense of style.

 

[KarmicToast]

The "Too-cool-for-school-badge". It's for people that are just too cool for school!

Me want.

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

The "Too-cool-for-school-badge". It's for people that are just too cool for school!

Me want.

That badge would be created just for me, and we all know it.

 

[Danny Ocean]

"Gone for a duck"

Given to any user banned for their first post. There's nothing like posthumous honours.

That was a fun thread... ahh, memories.

The "Too-cool-for-school-badge". It's for people that are just too cool for school!

Me want.

That badge would be created just for me, and we all know it.

*cough* Erm.. You know I'm not in school during school hours...

And I'm not even Ill! Woo! Go last week of term!

 

[KarmicToast]

The "Too-cool-for-school-badge". It's for people that are just too cool for school!

Me want.

That badge would be created just for me, and we all know it.

No seriously though, in a way I was actually kicked out of school for being too cool. When I was doing poorly one year in college, I tried to play it off as some form of depression/anxiety. In order to confirm this, they made me sit through a session with the school psychiatrist. In the end, she said I was fine and, I quote, "if there had really been an issue, I would have seen some abnormalities in your responses. You were just way too cool." After that, I lost my scholarship and since I couldn't afford it immediately, I could no longer attend. So really - I was too cool for school. It's like my personal slogan, lol.

 

[Easykill]

The "badge whore" badge: just a badge for getting a certain amount of badges. Probably not called that though.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

We need a Grammar Nazi series of badges, one for: 50 spelling/Grammar errors corrections, then 250, 500 and 1000. 1000 is the Uber-Grammar-Nazi.

I can't add anything else since the best badge has already been made, the: OMG! PONY! Badge.

 

[Fightgarr]

All the badges from the original Pokemon games. Then one that says I beat the elite four. Then one that says that Prof. Oak came when he heard I beat the elite four.

 

[000Ronald]

Stalker=Have single-handedly ended three threads.

Hunter=Have singe-handedly ended ten threads.

Predator=Have singe-handedly ended twenty-five threads.

The Widowmaker=Have single-handedly ended over 100 threads. What the hell, man?

I also like the idea of themed badges. You could do one now for Watchmen, for example, with each badge having a quote from the charachter. That does bring up the issue of winning them, though...

Apologies Abound

 

[Woundingisfun]

The "Too-cool-for-school-badge". It's for people that are just too cool for school!

Me want.

That badge would be created just for me, and we all know it.

No seriously though, in a way I was actually kicked out of school for being too cool. When I was doing poorly one year in college, I tried to play it off as some form of depression/anxiety. In order to confirm this, they made me sit through a session with the school psychiatrist. In the end, she said I was fine and, I quote, "if there had really been an issue, I would have seen some abnormalities in your responses. You were just way too cool." After that, I lost my scholarship and since I couldn't afford it immediately, I could no longer attend. So really - I was too cool for school. It's like my personal slogan, lol.

Rofl, I think you have taken the sentance to a whole new level! Well done!

 

[Baby Tea]

The "Can't think for yourself" badge, which you get after a certain amount of "(Quote) This." Posts.

 

[rossatdi]

Perfect 10 = Receiving 10 quote containing simply "This".

24/7 Heaven = One post per hour for an entire week.

Essayist = Total reply text equalling 10,000 words.

/Internet = Actually winning a debate and getting the other person to admit so (must be submitted for approval).

[Bedroom coder] = 1,000 individual html code clauses.

Wait.....GO! = Be the first reply on 100 threads.

 

[fluffylandmine]

The "You may want to get yourself checked out badge"= For viewing and posting on several threads in a allotted period of time.