What badge would you create?

[Anarchemitis]

PolyMaster
Make 100 posts regarding the technical modeling or animation aspects of video games.

 

[FLSH_BNG]

the "You can't do that here" badge for incurring moderator wrath, i.e. banned or probation a certain number of times.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Perfect 10 = Receiving 10 quote containing simply "This".

You would.

24/7 Heaven = One post per hour for an entire week.

Just do 167 posts then wait for the last hour of the week and post once more.

Essayist = Total reply text equalling 10,000 words.

Now there's a challenge. Closest I've ever seen was Mscherskabaya's post on the Ratings War II. Almost 6000.

/Internet = Actually winning a debate and getting the other person to admit so (must be submitted for approval).

Nigh impossible. No one is ever convinced except if they're reasonably mature and realize that you're right, whining is stupid.

[Bedroom coder] = 1,000 individual html code clauses.

Not BB code? [/happiness]

[happiness=Joy]

Wait.....GO! = Be the first reply on 100 threads.

I've gotten that before. Except it was for 'Being the first post on the next page' or 'being the last post on a thread that dies for 3 months'.

the "You can't do that here" badge for incurring moderator wrath, i.e. banned or probation a certain number of times.

That would encourage people to do things to get banned. Think for yourself, is that a good idea?

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

This is kinda like that create an xbox360 achievement meme...

I'd make another mysterious badge whose requirements are unknown, like the pony...Not sure what be on it though

 

[rossatdi]

Perfect 10 = Receiving 10 quote containing simply "This".

You would.

This.

Yeah, I kind of get of on it (in a completely non-sexual way). I think I've collected about 10 but it would take ages to track them down.

How about...

Sucker = Clicked on any advertisement on The Escapist.

Zero Comment = Not posted a sycophantic/fanboy rant on Yahtzee's video's for 3 months.

ZOMG! = Posted in 10 individual threads about zombies.

Driving Instructor = Told off 10 people for starting stupid posts before their post count hits 50.

 

[TheMarauding]

All the badges from the original Pokemon games.

Ah, you beat me to it. We've still got TWEWY badges, though.

 

[Jerakal]

Minamalist: Given to people who only post once a week or once a month.

An alternate title could be

Lurker or something to that effect.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Well played, good sir: Pull off a perfect "That's what she said!" during a serious discussion about politics/philosophy.

Wait.....GO! = Be the first reply on 100 threads.

I've gotten that before. Except it was for 'Being the first post on the next page' or 'being the last post on a thread that dies for 3 months'.

I always kill threads. Don't know how or why, but I post in a thread and it sinks to the bottom.

 

[Fanboy]

Badger Badger Badger badge: for having too many badges... Mushroom mushroom.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Zero Comment = Not posted a sycophantic/fanboy rant on Yahtzee's video's for 3 months.

I've actually only posted once ever on the Zero Punctuation threads.

 

[rossatdi]

Zero Comment = Not posted a sycophantic/fanboy rant on Yahtzee's video's for 3 months.

I've actually only posted once ever on the Zero Punctuation threads.

Congratulations! You win another drink!

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

CTRL-T=post from more than 4 tabs in under 20 minutes

 

[NeedAUserName]

The Giant Midget badge. As thats what I get called at school, occasionally.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

How about:

Quoteable: Has been quoted 10 times in the same thread
Insurance Quote: Has been quoted 25 times in the same thread
Font of Infinite Wisdom: Has been quoted 50 times in the same thread

 

[TheTygerfire]

Make us take an Escapist version of the GOAT and give us a badge for a SPECIAL stat based off that.

(Yes I know the GOAT doesn't effect SPECIAL >_> Just making sure any Uber Fallout fanboys don't waste time calling that out)

 

[fix-the-spade]

IB4L: Given to anyone who posts in a thread that is locked within 1/2hour of the original post.

Petrol Head: Given to anyone who frequently flames.