What did you get for christmas?

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

I think Keanu Reeves wants some happiness.

Don't we all...

Lung Cancer.

That's a lousy gift, who got you that?

Unhappiness and my scarf was stolen at the pub. Fuck you Christmas, fuck you.

Who would steal at christmas??

A bout of depression and an expanded waistline.

At least you get some nice dinner!

You guys are such downers. Isn't there something to be jolly about?
If nothing else, you'll get a "Merry X-mas!" from me.

In the memorable words of Malcolm McDowell, "what's there to smile about?"

 

[Kingjackl]

Among other nice things, I got an Xbox 360 and a few games. I finally have a current generation console, yay!

 

[rhyno435]

Black Ops, AC: Brotherhood, The Office Season 2, money. There's more, but that's all I know (I haven't actually opened them yet).

 

[GeorgW]

A bout of depression and an expanded waistline.

At least you get some nice dinner!

You guys are such downers. Isn't there something to be jolly about?
If nothing else, you'll get a "Merry X-mas!" from me.

In the memorable words of Malcolm McDowell, "what's there to smile about?"

Turkey? Bacon? Portal 2? There's gotta be something!

 

[newuseforvintage]

Got a dinner set from my girlfriends parents, my ex housemate stole mine.
Trip to Melbourne for my birthday next month from the missus.
My fourteen year old sister got me a nerf vulcan
And, as always, my boss went totally overboard and gave me a $500 humidor.
But, sappy as it sounds, the best gift is my dad driving up to see me
Merry Christmas everyone

 

[Korten12]

a wacom tablet, so I can use it for my Manga Studio 4.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

A bout of depression and an expanded waistline.

At least you get some nice dinner!

You guys are such downers. Isn't there something to be jolly about?
If nothing else, you'll get a "Merry X-mas!" from me.

In the memorable words of Malcolm McDowell, "what's there to smile about?"

Turkey? Bacon? Portal 2? There's gotta be something!

People who died in 9/11 can never celebrate christmas again.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

God of War III
God of War: Ghost of Sparta
Blood Drive (well, technically I guess that was a birthday present)
The Witcher (enhanced edition or something)
The Road (book)
Money/itunes card/psn card

I'll find out the rest tomorrow/three days from now on my birthday.

 

[JaymesFogarty]

Silly Scandinavians, why do you celebrate it on the wrong day?

People in Germany do it as well! (Stockings are opened on Christmas Day though.) Thank you very very faint German lineage!

 

[Gus-Bus]

I got a wicked new mountain bike because my old one's practically junk now; and as it's summer here in New Zealand I've got some nice weather to use it in.

Yay Southern Hemisphere!

 

[theguitarhero6]

Umm, a 32 Gig iPod Touch, a 12 pack of Pepsi, and a break up warning from my girlfriend.
Yep, seeyaa society, I'm gunna go into a pit for the rest of the year, cheers!

 

[kouriichi]

A day off of work so i can accually make a couple of videos for my youtube channel.

A pretty decent gift if you ask me.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I got a rock...

We're not exchanging gifts until tomorrow in the morning so I'm not sure but I'll probably post later. Hold my spot.

 

[MikailCaboose]

Well, hopefully an MP3 player and/or the new Goldeneye game. *shrugs* Can't think of much else.

 

[GeorgW]

A bout of depression and an expanded waistline.

At least you get some nice dinner!

You guys are such downers. Isn't there something to be jolly about?
If nothing else, you'll get a "Merry X-mas!" from me.

In the memorable words of Malcolm McDowell, "what's there to smile about?"

Turkey? Bacon? Portal 2? There's gotta be something!

People who died in 9/11 can never celebrate christmas again.

Meh, they're probably better off...
Now you're just reaching, I think you are filled with christmas joy and you're just in denial.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

A bout of depression and an expanded waistline.

At least you get some nice dinner!

You guys are such downers. Isn't there something to be jolly about?
If nothing else, you'll get a "Merry X-mas!" from me.

In the memorable words of Malcolm McDowell, "what's there to smile about?"

Turkey? Bacon? Portal 2? There's gotta be something!

People who died in 9/11 can never celebrate christmas again.

Meh, they're probably better off...
Now you're just reaching, I think you are filled with christmas joy and you're just in denial.

Take your pompous self-righteous optimism and shove it up your arsehole.

 

[Riobux]

I think Keanu Reeves wants some happiness.

Don't we all...

I'm surprised I managed to post the right comment in the wrong topic.

 

[Quaxar]

The complete series of The IT Crowd, Monty Python and the third season of The Big Bang Theory. Plus three new books and a comic.
Yeah, I'll be rather busy the next days.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

I know I got a leather jacket because I picked it out and some MTG cards although I'm not sure what specifically yet. The rest is a surprise to me. I'll post the rest tomorrow.

EDIT: I got the Slivers Premium deck (YAY!) as well as $20 on the PSN, a micro SD card, an extension cable for my headphones, a book, a gift card to get a tattoo (which I'm getting on January 1st) and some money.

 

[FinalHeart95]

I've actually gotten some presents already, and I'm American.

So far it's been clothes, some gift cards, and Mass Effect 2. For the last one alone, I'd consider the holiday a victory.