What did you get for christmas?

[D Moness]

I got some shower gel and a creme colored fleece sweater.

I really <3 the sweater (nice and warm).
I do love this one because it is not tight fitting.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Airsoft gun and a shitload of money and some Oakley sunglasses.

 

[MrGalactus]

I'm English, do I have to suck it too?
I got an Alesis USBDK6
Oh yeeeeah

 

[Joe Deadman]

Lots of chocolate and money.
The money should just about cover the damage that the steam sales have done to my wallet XD.

 

[BlackWidower]

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

 

[DOOM GUY]

What I got:

An i-pod touch
A DSi
A $20 PSN Card
Pajamas
And $75

it was a pretty good Christmas.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I notably received a nice watch.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

I'm English, do I have to suck it too?
I got an Alesis USBDK6
Oh yeeeeah

Yes, but less, since you lot made Dr. Who. Meanwhile, the Americans cancelled Firefly. Damn them!! >.<
I got both of those series on DVD for X-mas

Cash. Best possible gift in my opinion.

Yeah, that's nice... But what of the gift of love?

 

[Hashime]

I was given A combination Scubapro Mk. 17 first stage, and A700 second stage, as well as an 80 cubic foot aluminum tank and my mom's old gauge console. I have a picture:

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I was given the octo for my birthday, the best part is that the A700 is all metal, so it is very shiny.
EDIT: My dad also gave my his dive computer, but since we are buddies and we (though we really, really shouldn't) share the computer he is just making me operate it.

 

[blankedboy]

The fuckin' awesomem headphones I'm wearing now and the fuckin' awesome multi-purpose speaker in front of me (primarily an iPod player, but it can even be used as a guitar amp if you have the right adapter. kicks ass.)

 

[Master Kuja]

'Bout £300 in cash.
Russell Brand's Booky Wook 2.
Avenged Sevenfold All Excess DVD.
Tim Minchin's new DVD.
LOTR: Battle For Middle Earth 1 & 2.

And with about £150 of the Christmas monies, I bought...

Dexter season 1-3 box set.
The new Korn CD, and the new Serj Tankian CD.
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood.
HAWX 2.

Aaahhh...I love my family.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

 

[Bravo 21]

i got a suprisingly large amount of stuff this year, mostly clothes, but also a new watch, and some new earbuds for my ipod, also several books, and a backpack, so i was quite happy

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

 

[Betancore]

Money. A lot of money. We don't really do gifts in my family. We always end up giving one another the wrong thing, so the best part of gift-giving was usually finding the receipt tucked in the card with 'sorry, best I could do, return it for a giftcard, happy holidays xox.' Now we just get money, and we make our parents a nice card in exchange for that.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?