What did you get for christmas?

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

-Inception on blu-ray (special edition, it has a totem and everything!!!)
-Nintendo DSi
-Super scribblenauts
-Kindle
-Fallout: new vegas for PC (Doesn't even get to the main menu before it shits itself and crashes my computer)
-Littlebigplanet hoodie (so warm!)

And some other stuff, like a doctor who mug and a robot monkey.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

 

[White_Hawk]

a unicycle.

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

 

[ginty2]

this year i got a Kindle, several itunes gift cards, left 4 dead 2, a swiss army knife, my wife's friend's father made me a dice tower, and a bar of bacon chocolate (a chocolate bar with bacon in it). there was also members of the Dreaming action figures.

 

[GeorgW]

a bar of bacon chocolate (a chocolate bar with bacon in it).

:O
Tell me moar!!

 

[ginty2]

a bar of bacon chocolate (a chocolate bar with bacon in it).

:O
Tell me moar!!

it's everything you imagine it is and more!! where i'm from it's sold in one store i know of.

 

[GeorgW]

a bar of bacon chocolate (a chocolate bar with bacon in it).

:O
Tell me moar!!

it's everything you imagine it is and more!! where i'm from it's sold in one store i know of.

Well, goodie for you... Now tell me where I can find it!!

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

 

[Da Joz]

I got Mass Effect 1 and Its Always Sunny in Phialdelphia seasons 4 and 5.

 

[Dags90]

In addition to previous gifts, I received $300 for me and $13,000 for school and car expenses.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

 

[ginty2]

a bar of bacon chocolate (a chocolate bar with bacon in it).

:O
Tell me moar!!

it's everything you imagine it is and more!! where i'm from it's sold in one store i know of.

Well, goodie for you... Now tell me where I can find it!!

If you live in north Carolina, it's at a place called the southern season. If not, try here http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

 

[standokan]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

 

[Ponce Master-General]

Some cozy slippers, a Red Dead Redemption T-shirt, a Metallica T-shirt, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood on DVD, The Dream Team on DVD, Inception Special Limited Metal Case Edition on Blu-Ray, some deodorant, and 2 different kinds of shampoo.

 

[GeorgW]

All i got for christmas is you.

Who the hell gave you me?? I don't wanna be a f*ing slave!! Or, that depends. Are you a hot girl?

If I say yes, does that mean I've got a laundry slave, because I really need one, my last one died a week ago and the laundy really is piling up.

Depends on how you pay me.

Well the whole point of you becoming my slave is that I don't have to squat, but if you insist on making money, due to loopholes in the law, as a slave you are free kill, eat and sell turtles and giraffes, but I hope you will refrain from doing that, the turtle and giraffe tradings got my former laundry slave killed (the turtle and giraffe tradings are lucrative but very very dangerous).

Well, I've got some experience in that buisness, I'll do it! But I don't know how to do laundry.

It isn't that dificult, you just put all the dead slaves in a big pot of hot water and then let them boil for 2 hours.

Oh, well that I have experience with. Do you want some soup as well?

As long as it isn't made from slaves, i'm okay with hobo soup though.

Okay, but can I eat the slave soup then?

Well it'll come out of your lone, which is nonexistent so, eat all you want, you kannibalistic laundry slave.

Sounds tasty! I assume your slaves die a lot so I'll have a feast every day?

Yeah sure but, awkwaaard, YOU are a slave too so...one day, you might be the feast, yourselve.

Well, what can you do...
But if I die, who will cook and eat the slaves? You can't just bury them somewhere, you don't have the room.

Well, I'll just pile the bodies up until I find a new laundry slave, just like I did before I got you and its not like I can stop you from dying, because of the whole plutonium thing, I myself can stand it, since I got bit by a radioactivate beaver and all.

Oh, that's not a problem for me. I sell the stuff. Anybody around here a terrorist?
Also, where are you gonna find another laundry slave as good as me?

On Craig´s list they have a section called serial killers/cannibalistic cooks but I guess none of them can compare to you, so I might need to get you immortal, do you mind getting bit by radioactive animals?

Yes, I am the best, and no, I don't mind.

I´ll just order a radioactive donkey then, you don´t mind being part donkey do you?

Nah, I'm already an ass.

But under what circumstances would a radioactive donkey bite,or can you also get powers from a radioactive kick? And what kinda powers would you have as a donkeyman?

To get it to bite I'd just add some carrots to the soup and join in myself just for a little while. My soup is awesome, and donkeys like carrots. He wouldn't be able to resist! And I don't know what powers, I guess I'd be a super-ass...

That sounds like a solid plan and about the powers, I´ve been thinking, you could probably turn into a donkeycentaur, which could be pretty awesome.

That would be AWESOME! All the donkey shows would fight over me (don't look that up...)

Too late, once it has been seen, it can´t been unseen, i´m feeling sick.

Sorry, but I did warn you. Anyway, being a donkey wouldn't be all bad

Yes, immunity to donkey porn is brilliant and incredibly useful power, not even sarcastic.

What about partaking in it?

Ow I hoped that you´d be the sidekick, I guess we can also be a duo but I´m not sure, there aren´t many duos in the Villian world, come to think of it sidekicks are also rare in the villain world, but I guess if we were to pose for superheroes people might think being a duo is ok.

Hey, did you forget that PMs are called private messages for a reason?? Now the secret's out! But I guess we could just kill anyone that reads this...
But yeah, we can be a duo on my free time while I work at the donkey show.

To preform a donkey show, you have to have a licence that can be a flaw in our plan, since donkey college takes about 4 years, it's lotsa fun though.

Oh, I'm good at school, so I should get out of there quickly. And that school sounds awesome!

Yeah but you have to be really rich, it costs ALOT of carrots.

Oh, I'll just swipe all the carrots from the soup, after a while it should be enough.