I don't think my old laptop (which I used as my personal computer) had a name, and if it did, I can't recall. Then I got my new laptop, a large, weighty, 17" beast, which looked so beefy compared to my old laptop it reminded me of Yahtzee's MoH:Airborne review, specifically the quote ".....a gigantic armoured concrete tower that can only be described as a doomfortress". So my computer's name is Doomfortress. My C:\ drive (games and stuff) is called "Inner Sanctum", my D:\ drive (same HD, different partition - mostly porn and torrents) is called "Poorly Guarded Dungeons", my E:\ drive (another partition, containing essential files and shit like that, I never touch it) is called "Superweapon Crater" and my external HDD (games, Steam, some porn) is called "Secret Base".