What do you consider to be your "racial ability"?

[Guitar Gamer]

I'm Canadian.......................................................eh

I can be nice to real ass holes when necessary
With British isles heritage I can convert potatoes into every food group
With distant German heritage I am totally awesome

 

[Somthing]

As a Norwegian, I can chuck more wood than a woodchuck could chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.

And according to stereotypical beliefs, I have a talent for killing polarbears that walk around in the streets.

+ I'm a viking, so I eat mushrooms and go berserk on Native Americans.

Yeah those damn polarbears. I had to hit one with a penguin on my way to the train into Oslo today!

 

[Dommyboy]

Being a white Australian that sounds like I'm from Wales, I gain the ability of racism.

Racism - Bag out all other races because of my whiteness.

 

[dfcrackhead]

Being white I have the amazing ability to suck at any sport that is slightly more physical than a fast walk or bowling(and I'm not very good at that either).

 

[paragon1]

As a white in the American southeast of English decent, I have the ability to increase guilt to a lethal level. Think of it as being able to cast a free "Crushing Despair" each day.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

I being a hobbit, have tough soles on my feet and an excessive ammount of hair...

 

[Raticate5]

White, protestant, straight, male. Strong in all forms of discrimination and +5 for all capitalist societies.

(except that I'm Quaker, from which I can form committees and eat oats)

 

[WeedWorm]

Being Irish, I can handle my drink.

 

[Nalesnik]

Being Polish I possess unwavering bravery in the face of insurmountable odds like charging horseback against a battalion of German tanks.

 

[DayDark]

I'm Danish, I have the ability to piss of the Islamic nations by simply existing. I'm also rather delicious and regularly eaten in the US.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Being Jewish, I have an amazing ability to retain Money and buy things for less...

Also, I have the uncanny ability to win a racial argument against just about every other race...

this. i think we might be brothers... or we are just both jewish.

 

[The Sorrow]

Being Texan, I have a +3 racial bonus to hunting and fishing. Also have a +1 to yelling at northerners and -5 beer resistance.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Being an Elf I'm better than you!

Spoiler: proof

Being Canadian I can appreciate all cultures and eat their food. (and tough out most weather the only superiors are Scandinavians and Russians.

-Indian food
-Sushi
-Mexican
-Tex-Mex
-British
-German

gotta love that cuisine!

Having German and Russian heritage I can fight both sides of the bloodiest battles and wars in recent history (Stalingrad anyone?) and I can have awesome food! This includes Mennonite food. I can't spell any of the foods though.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Being asian, I have the power to become a human calculator and use chopsticks CORRECTLY! And I can eat a single lays chip.

 

[nicholaxxx]

being a first nations Canadian (ojibwaa) I am skilled at archery and can apparently do htings that shouldn't be possilbe (I can shoot a right handed bow, yet I'm a left handed archer)

 

[slabomeat]

As a Greek, my friends all admit I am the smartest of the group. I also LOVE war. This is Sparta. Also, great thread.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Being Canadian, I have an innate +1 to Charisma, because we're just so darn nice.

Would have gone with +1 Intelligence, but pretty much everyone around me proves that wrong every day...

Edit: Props to the guy a few above me for reminding me of my Scandinavian and Canadian Cold resist bonuses. Huzzah.

 

[sabotstarr]

1/2 German, kick the asses of European countries.
1/4 Russian, throw myself my enemy untill he is too tired to fight
1/8 Irish, drink forever
1/8 French, surrender and eat baguettes.

 

[white_salad]

Being of Scandinavian decent I have the power to pillage your village, but being American, I can also eat your village to death.