What do you consider to be your "racial ability"?

Pegghead

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I, being an Australian, have a tendency to be at least semi-decent when it comes to outdoor activities.
 

Eggsnham

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English: Condescending prick.
Irish: I can handle my alcohol.
Italian: Slightly racist and good at building shit.
French: I run from fights and I am hunted by Pimppeter.
German: (Avoiding the obvious BEER comment) hmmm.. How bout' knowing how to be a real dick sometimes.

White: I am a racist?

I spose' I'm a well rounded prick when it comes down to it. Though most of these aren't true, save for the condescending prick and alcohol comments. Although I try to be nice.

EDIT: I'm also American, so I guess I'm arrogant.
 

Aesir23

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Oh god, I have so many countries mixed into my bloodline it will make for one heck of a long list. Therefor, I'll pick the two most prevalent.

Being part Norwegian and part British, I have the ability of being able to tolerate insane amounts of cold weather while being able to drink scalding hot beverages (such as tea) without flinching.
 

Lonan

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Being Viking/ Scottish, I have the power of being incredibly energetic, warlike, angry, and put it in a controlled and condescending way using by waspish-British powers and make people feel utterly valueless. Then laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
 
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scire said:
Im Dutch which gives me several abbilities
- I can be a lame inconsistent politician
- I can enslave people
- I can still be mad at Germans for WOII
- I can wear wooden shoes and make cheese
- I can make a anti-muslim movie
- I can enjoy trying to bite a cookie hanging in the air blindfolded
All these Dutch abbilities are tempting to use, but I never will and I never did.
Ohw, wait!
There is one Dutch abbility I do use: Telling great jokes about Belgians
You missed the fact that you can legally get more baked than seven victoria sponge cakes.

Myself, well my English side can moan about the weather whatever the weather and my Jewish side can hoard money and make Holocaust jokes without fear of reproof. If I wanted to.
 

Dahni

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as a Scot, I have the power to tolerate bagpipe music, cook sheep insides and call it food & shout the phrase "THAT'S LEGAL TENDER" in England when they refuse to take Scottish money. :)
 

mrvenom

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scire said:
Im Dutch which gives me several abbilities
- I can be a lame inconsistent politician
- I can enslave people
- I can still be mad at Germans for WOII
- I can wear wooden shoes and make cheese
- I can make a anti-muslim movie
- I can enjoy trying to bite a cookie hanging in the air blindfolded
All these Dutch abbilities are tempting to use, but I never will and I never did.
Ohw, wait!
There is one Dutch abbility I do use: Telling great jokes about Belgians
Don't forget our homegrown Heineken!
 

Murdering Monk

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I'm white, so i have the uncanny ability to copy other races abilities, such as baggy clothing and saying "Dawg" alot.
 

Berethond

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What would be the racial abilities of a British-Californian?
I'm pretty sure the two just cancel everything out and leave me at True Neutral.
 

Diablini

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My Passive Racial Ability is comprehending very fast, but being damn too lazy to do something (save playing on my PC) for more than 2 hours.

My Racial Ability is to perform a task perfectly, be it by dumb luck, or considerable talent. Can only be used once every 48 hours.

My Special Character Ability is being screwed over most of the time, but things turning out good in the end. My friends still make fun of me though.
 

ArcWinter

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As a Russian, I can't die, thus making me one of the most awesome races in existence upon this earth.

However I am also an Argonian at times, (screw you Khajiit, Leyawiin is ours!) which allows me to be a ninja.
 

SturmDolch

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Being Swiss gives me many abilities:
-Saving money
-Fit things in small places
-Eat the weirdest cheeses
-Love Chocolate
-Dislike immigration

dthvirus said:
I am Canadian, so I can apologize a lot. Sorry about that...
WHY do Canadians do this? I'm Canadian, too, but I only say sorry when it's necessary. It pisses me off when people say sorry for every little thing, then turn around and be dickholes about the smallest things.
 

Doctor What

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Being French, I have the ability to be thin. But being German, I have the ability to be stocky. I look like an anorexic oompa loompa. That might just be my superhero name.
 

asinann

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As an American, I can say that we have the power to eat and get fat enough to make the Earth's axis tilt more than it should.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Being of German descent, I have a habit of violating French space.
Being of English descent, I have a taste for tea and rock and roll.
Being of Irish descent, I have a high alcohol tolerance.
Being an American, I don't know...
 

Enzeru92

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As a American I have the ability to contradict everything i do and say. Yay ME!
And with my Hispanic descent I have great soccer and jumping ability >_>