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katsabas

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Not showing anything from the neck down for the safety of the general public and ladies in general.

 

Daveman

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Well I look exactly like the rest of you guys. In early 20s, young looking, wispy facial hair with brown hair and brown eyes.

Oh... and white, obviously.

No pics because I'm lazy and because I don't like getting accosted weirdos on the street, you weirdo (I mean seriously, you're actually reading the 12th page of this? wtf is wrong with you?).

Edit: and then he winds up on the 13th page. lol.
 

orangeban

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Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.
 

Camembert

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Phasmal said:
Ok the boyfriend showed me how to get my webcam to take a picture.
Obviously its a crappy webcam picture.
And I had to take off my glasses cause they were reflecting.. so I couldn't see when I took the picture.

This is my `I can't see and I'm trying to take a picture` face
Whereabouts are you two from, I swear I recognise your boyfriend from somewhere.
 

Phasmal

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Matthew94 said:
The guy is the emperor from Gladiator.

You can see it too.

Not at all.
Crappy webcam photo is crappy anyway.
I hate photos so I have none.
 

Phasmal

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Matthew94 said:
mfw your post



It's hardly an insult, I fail to see why you cared enough to respond.
Saw it, thought `that's not right`.
Quoted, disagreed.
I didn't say I thought it was an insult, no need to get defensive, just don't agree.
Was a nonchalant `not at all`.
Fuck, I just had to look up how to spell that. My spelling's going down the drain.
 

orangeban

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Matthew94 said:
orangeban said:
Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.
You are 15 and you changed gender, am I reading that right? Seems rather young (not criticising you or anything).
Ha, no, I wish. I'd like to change gender, and that's kind of why I wear the scrunchie, pretty much the only feminine thing I own, but no, I've not gone through transition.
 

orangeban

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Matthew94 said:
orangeban said:
Matthew94 said:
orangeban said:
Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.
You are 15 and you changed gender, am I reading that right? Seems rather young (not criticising you or anything).
Ha, no, I wish. I'd like to change gender, and that's kind of why I wear the scrunchie, pretty much the only feminine thing I own, but no, I've not gone through transition.
Ah right, was just wondering. Thanks for explaining

You still have yet to post a photo, go on :D
Well, I did manage to fix my webcam (turned out is was a software problem, which explained a lot), so I may as well. Hang on one tic...


There, that's probably the best I could manage under my current lighting the conditions (how do you expect me to work under these conditions? Oh the humanity!)
 

orangeban

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Matthew94 said:
orangeban said:
Matthew94 said:
orangeban said:
Matthew94 said:
orangeban said:
Well, I had to look in a mirror for this question, since I'm seriously bad with descriptions and need a constant visual reference.

I am/have:

-Probably average height (for a male assigned 15 year old).
-A very, very untidy, thick clump of hair. It isn't long, but there is a lot of it, bunched mainly around the top and sides. It'll probably have a scrunchie in it if you see me, because that's how I roll.
-A large-ish nose, with a pimply rash on the bridge caused by my glasses rubbing, probably.
-Glasses, duh.
-Brown eyes, that'll either be wide open and nervously darting about, or slightly closed, depending on what context you catch me in.
-White, very pale.
-Thin too, I'm quite light for my age, only 7 stone.
-Very thin eyebrows, for some reason my eyebrows grow really slowly.

Edit: Yeah, I'd post a picture but my webcams acting all funny.
You are 15 and you changed gender, am I reading that right? Seems rather young (not criticising you or anything).
Ha, no, I wish. I'd like to change gender, and that's kind of why I wear the scrunchie, pretty much the only feminine thing I own, but no, I've not gone through transition.
Ah right, was just wondering. Thanks for explaining

You still have yet to post a photo, go on :D
Well, I did manage to fix my webcam (turned out is was a software problem, which explained a lot), so I may as well. Hang on one tic...


There, that's probably the best I could manage under my current lighting the conditions (how do you expect me to work under these conditions? Oh the humanity!)
Dat res. If I had a penny for every pixel in the image I'd probably have to go on welfare. :D

jkjk :p
Eh, I'm tired and the internet was specifically designed to be a pain in the ass for me to use, invest in a magnifying glass :)
 

Thespian

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Hmm. Okay. I haven't done this yet. Might as well :)D




EDIT: DAMMIT Internet I need validation!
 

Sean Hollyman

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Had to share this, this is the face of a boy who just saw the best film ever. Check my tshirt, yo. Swag.
 

Sean Hollyman

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Matthew94 said:
Camembert said:
Phasmal said:
Ok the boyfriend showed me how to get my webcam to take a picture.
Obviously its a crappy webcam picture.
And I had to take off my glasses cause they were reflecting.. so I couldn't see when I took the picture.

This is my `I can't see and I'm trying to take a picture` face
Whereabouts are you two from, I swear I recognise your boyfriend from somewhere.
The guy is the emperor from Gladiator.

You can see it too.

Really, first thing I thought was John Stape.
 

BlueberryMUNCH

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HAY LOOK HERE'S MY FACE

That's me on the right:]


Andy Shandy said:


Just kidding that's a librarian from Metro 2033.

I'm the one on the right, ruining the picture =D
Nono my friend, you make the picture amazing. Love it hahaha:3.
 

Hagi

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I am of normal height (2.02 meters, it's not my fault the rest of the world is so ridiculously short).
I've got long hair, a programmer's tan and am build like a marathon runner.

Don't really feel like posting a picture so you'll have to use your imagination, I'm sure you'll manage to conjure up a decent enough approximation of me. Or not.